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Icelandic Police Raid CCP's Headquarters After Reports Of Heavy Drug Use

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#21 - 2014-01-17 12:13:45 UTC
Quote:
"Fozzie approached me first and started saying 'grrr goons' and ''**** N3' repeatedly, occasionally saying 'inter-cept-oorrr'.


Almost pissed myself laughing...

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Inzax
#22 - 2014-01-17 12:20:27 UTC
Jaxon Grylls wrote:
Post of the year, so far.

Ah! but could it be true?

It would explain a lot.


I for one believe every word of the story. The alternative is they actually were NOT stoned when they came up with ESS.

Think about it.....
Horus V
The Destined
#23 - 2014-01-17 12:23:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Horus V
Now shall I buy the funfest tickets? I'm only 15 and like to know if taking drugs is mandatory operation during that icelandick party.

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Allus Nova
#24 - 2014-01-17 12:29:42 UTC
Yea this seems an accurate description of the ideas coming from ccp lately.
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#25 - 2014-01-17 12:47:48 UTC
Lol

Inzax wrote:
Jaxon Grylls wrote:
Post of the year, so far.

Ah! but could it be true?

It would explain a lot.


I for one believe every word of the story. The alternative is they actually were NOT stoned when they came up with ESS.

Think about it.....


Lol
CCP Falcon
#26 - 2014-01-17 12:49:22 UTC
They'll never take us alive!!!1 Pirate

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Glasgow Dunlop
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#27 - 2014-01-17 12:53:31 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
They'll never take us alive!!!1 Pirate


Good, you owe me a beer at fanfest Cool

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#28 - 2014-01-17 13:07:23 UTC
inter-cept-oorrr!!!!!!

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#29 - 2014-01-17 13:19:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Ptraci
There's one problem with it. This line:

"among the ratting members of the community"

It makes no sense. Ratting carebears are certainly not members of any nullsec community I am aware of. They're just loners who snuck their way into a corp and haven't been kicked yet. They never join ops, they're never on comms and they never, ever check local which is why they're always breaking the killboard.

Maybe now if they earn less ISK at least their ships will be less shiny so the KB losses won't be as harsh.

But yeah, funny post, worthy of the Onion lol.
Lady Areola Fappington
#30 - 2014-01-17 13:22:33 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
They'll never take us alive!!!1 Pirate




I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0.

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Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#31 - 2014-01-17 13:24:59 UTC
When i 1st read that (it was linked in the ESS devblog thread) I thought it was for real reading the headline and 1st sentence and for a split second I was all like "wtf, did someone catch CCP RMTing? Or is that an Icelandic EVE playing cop totally pissed off at SOMERgate so he went and got a warrant?" lol.

That's some funny stuff there, bravo to whoever thought it up.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#32 - 2014-01-17 13:25:03 UTC
Ptraci wrote:


It makes no sense. Ratting carebears are certainly not members of any nullsec community I am aware of. They're just loners who snuck their way into a corp and haven't been kicked yet. They never join ops, they're never on comms and they never, ever check local which is why they're always breaking the killboard.


This is known as botters, and CCP already said, EVERY nullsec alliance does it.

This is why nullsec is pissed off at the ESS.

I.....on the other hand....really love this idea!

Since I think this, I must be on a pile of crack. My Mayor is a known crackhead, so by proxy its true in my case!

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Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#33 - 2014-01-17 13:27:20 UTC
This site goes directly to my bookmarks Big smile
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#34 - 2014-01-17 13:39:31 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Ptraci wrote:


It makes no sense. Ratting carebears are certainly not members of any nullsec community I am aware of. They're just loners who snuck their way into a corp and haven't been kicked yet. They never join ops, they're never on comms and they never, ever check local which is why they're always breaking the killboard.


This is known as botters, and CCP already said, EVERY nullsec alliance does it.

This is why nullsec is pissed off at the ESS.

I.....on the other hand....really love this idea!

Since I think this, I must be on a pile of crack. My Mayor is a known crackhead, so by proxy its true in my case!


You must live in Toronto. Big smile

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#35 - 2014-01-17 13:41:49 UTC
Lutefisk is a hell of a drug.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#36 - 2014-01-17 13:42:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Azami Nevinyrall
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Ptraci wrote:


It makes no sense. Ratting carebears are certainly not members of any nullsec community I am aware of. They're just loners who snuck their way into a corp and haven't been kicked yet. They never join ops, they're never on comms and they never, ever check local which is why they're always breaking the killboard.


This is known as botters, and CCP already said, EVERY nullsec alliance does it.

This is why nullsec is pissed off at the ESS.

I.....on the other hand....really love this idea!

Since I think this, I must be on a pile of crack. My Mayor is a known crackhead, so by proxy its true in my case!


You must live in Toronto. Big smile

Yeah...Lord Snorlax, our crackheaded Mayor is a ******* moron. He actually makes Gelvon Goblin's posts on EVEnews look good...

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Ritual Union
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2014-01-17 13:47:08 UTC
Inzax wrote:
Jaxon Grylls wrote:
Post of the year, so far.

Ah! but could it be true?

It would explain a lot.


I for one believe every word of the story. The alternative is they actually were NOT stoned when they came up with ESS.

Think about it.....


+1 Big smile

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CCP Falcon
#38 - 2014-01-17 14:21:27 UTC
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
They'll never take us alive!!!1 Pirate




I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0.


CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report?? Blink

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Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises
Goonswarm Federation
#39 - 2014-01-17 14:30:19 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
They'll never take us alive!!!1 Pirate




I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0.


CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report?? Blink



CCP Guard was probably the one that called the tip into the police in this first place. :P

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Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#40 - 2014-01-17 15:16:40 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
They'll never take us alive!!!1 Pirate




I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0.


CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report?? Blink



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