These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page123Next page
 

CCP Foxfour confirms why Eve development is slow

First post First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Brock Nelson
#21 - 2014-01-16 00:00:41 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Don't just buy booze. That ain't food.


What are you talking about? Beer is the 5th food group

Signature removed, CCP Phantom
Jax Slizard
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#22 - 2014-01-16 00:12:13 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Don't just buy booze. That ain't food.


What are you talking about? Beer is the 5th best food group



Fixed that for you.
Erufen Rito
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#23 - 2014-01-16 00:50:56 UTC
Wait. Face development? Face Rolling? ****, Eve is turning into WoW.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#24 - 2014-01-16 01:28:15 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Hm, I wonder if falcon would be willing to explain to me the finer points of this technique.


ery5tyhtnrfsdgervbhnrt zrh sdrtg
gdersfhbtgervbyhj7u54iytsderyujtre34y5 6uhr54t6ub7y jit78y5ruktfgvhcxzstwser4fdg 5t2we4r35 byhnfgjndfrgtcxszAD

Pretty much sums it up.

Blink

So... You're coding straight into hex? Nice! Very advanced skilz.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
CompleteFailure
DAWGS Corp.
#25 - 2014-01-16 01:31:42 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:

ery5tyhtnrfsdgervbhnrt zrh sdrtg
gdersfhbtgervbyhj7u54iytsderyujtre34y5 6uhr54t6ub7y jit78y5ruktfgvhcxzstwser4fdg 5t2we4r35 byhnfgjndfrgtcxszAD

Pretty much sums it up.

Blink



Ooooooohhh, so that's what the POS code looks like Shocked
CompleteFailure
DAWGS Corp.
#26 - 2014-01-16 01:34:05 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Don't just buy booze. That ain't food.


Whataya mean booze ain't food?!?!?! I'd rather chop off my ding dong than admit that!!!
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#27 - 2014-01-16 01:52:31 UTC
And here I was thinking all this time that while the devs were mostly in the break room using the copy machine to scan their butts, cats were actually in the studio jumping all over the keyboards pouncing out all the current code. Generate random pixel darting across the screen, place keyboard front of monitor, add kitty, wait for work day clock to tick down for job well done.

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Pinky Hops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2014-01-16 02:04:51 UTC
Sadayiel wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Hm, I wonder if falcon would be willing to explain to me the finer points of this technique.


ery5tyhtnrfsdgervbhnrt zrh sdrtg
gdersfhbtgervbyhj7u54iytsderyujtre34y5 6uhr54t6ub7y jit78y5ruktfgvhcxzstwser4fdg 5t2we4r35 byhnfgjndfrgtcxszAD

Pretty much sums it up.

Blink



Interesting... it bring a whole new meaning to facerolling posts


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A--5dhngMWY
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#29 - 2014-01-16 04:09:21 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Don't just buy booze. That ain't food.


What are you talking about? Beer is the 5th food group


You weren't there when the CCP developers went grocery shopping?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Logical 101
PowerCow Farm
#30 - 2014-01-16 04:21:54 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Perfectly explains EVEs legacy coding...

It perfectly explains the names of high and low sec systems.

It perfectly explains the names of 0.0 systems.

It perfectly explains a lot of things.
Ubat Batuk
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-01-16 22:32:42 UTC
Reading this stuff makes me very excited about the future. The next expansion must be amazing.
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#32 - 2014-01-17 02:05:57 UTC
Maybe you should start a kickstarter for WiS or Sov development.

I mean if you had $40 million dollars like some people you could just throw developers at the problem...

Looking to talk on VOIP with other EVE players? Are you new and need help with EVE (welfare) or looking for advice? Looking for adversarial debate with angry people?

Captain Tardbar's Voice Discord Server
CCP Dolan
C C P
C C P Alliance
#33 - 2014-01-17 02:09:14 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Hm, I wonder if falcon would be willing to explain to me the finer points of this technique.


ery5tyhtnrfsdgervbhnrt zrh sdrtg
gdersfhbtgervbyhj7u54iytsderyujtre34y5 6uhr54t6ub7y jit78y5ruktfgvhcxzstwser4fdg 5t2we4r35 byhnfgjndfrgtcxszAD

Pretty much sums it up.

Blink



CCP FoxFour can't really type when he is working, he needs to wear socks on as many limbs as possible. It's part of his creative process.

CCP Dolan | Community Representative

Twitter: @CCPDolan

Gooby pls
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#34 - 2014-01-17 04:14:51 UTC
CCP Dolan wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Hm, I wonder if falcon would be willing to explain to me the finer points of this technique.


ery5tyhtnrfsdgervbhnrt zrh sdrtg
gdersfhbtgervbyhj7u54iytsderyujtre34y5 6uhr54t6ub7y jit78y5ruktfgvhcxzstwser4fdg 5t2we4r35 byhnfgjndfrgtcxszAD

Pretty much sums it up.

Blink



CCP FoxFour can't really type when he is working, he needs to wear socks on as many limbs as possible. It's part of his creative process.

Did you just call CCP FoxFour a sock puppet..?! Shocked

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#35 - 2014-01-17 07:52:16 UTC
... notes that CCP wasn't the first to use this "productivity technique"... public servants and academics looking for grant money have got this method refined to a pure art form.

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Michael Escoto
Accretia Implants and Biotech Industries
#36 - 2014-01-17 09:06:37 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
CCP Dolan wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Hm, I wonder if falcon would be willing to explain to me the finer points of this technique.


ery5tyhtnrfsdgervbhnrt zrh sdrtg
gdersfhbtgervbyhj7u54iytsderyujtre34y5 6uhr54t6ub7y jit78y5ruktfgvhcxzstwser4fdg 5t2we4r35 byhnfgjndfrgtcxszAD

Pretty much sums it up.

Blink



CCP FoxFour can't really type when he is working, he needs to wear socks on as many limbs as possible. It's part of his creative process.

Did you just call CCP FoxFour a sock puppet..?! Shocked


you must be new here
Fix Sov
#37 - 2014-01-17 09:11:56 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Did you just call CCP FoxFour a sock puppet..?! Shocked

That's dual akimbo sock puppet to you, scrub. :colbert:

The current sov system is too heavily reliant on the defender saving systems by stuffing as many people as possible into the system for the final timer, instead of incentivizing attacking (and defending) multiple systems at the same time by splitting their forces into multiple fleets and using actual intelligence/strategy. This must change.
Ritsum
Perkone
Caldari State
#38 - 2014-01-17 09:13:38 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Hm, I wonder if falcon would be willing to explain to me the finer points of this technique.


ery5tyhtnrfsdgervbhnrt zrh sdrtg
gdersfhbtgervbyhj7u54iytsderyujtre34y5 6uhr54t6ub7y jit78y5ruktfgvhcxzstwser4fdg 5t2we4r35 byhnfgjndfrgtcxszAD

Pretty much sums it up.

Blink




The Eve Onion was right, they are druggies! Someone do something before they do something bad!

Oh wait...

Play EvE how you want to play it and do not let others dictate how you play. Evolve your playstyle to protect yourself from others! Even in "PVE", "PVP" is there, lurking in the shadows.
Victoria Sin
Doomheim
#39 - 2014-01-17 09:15:58 UTC
Billy Hix wrote:

CCP for some crazy Icelandic reason decided using their hands to type was too easy, they now try to code with their faces.


Most software developers I know code with their faces. I know I do. What's the problem?
CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#40 - 2014-01-17 14:01:23 UTC
I always type with Tuxford's face

♥ EVE Brogrammer ♥ Team Five 0 ♥ @CCP_Punkturis ♥
Previous page123Next page