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Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.
bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)
-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
How did you Veterans start?
"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway
"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
We must accommodate the idiocracy.