Out of Pod Experience

Ten years! Please let me know where your stash is so I can loot it for my remaining 9.

The results are in! You'd survive for
five years
after the apocalypse.
You know, that's pretty damn good for the end of the world. Well done.
You're basically Will Smith in I Am Legend.

The results are in! You'd survive for
twenty years
after the apocalypse.
If you go out, it won't be through lack of trying. It'll be bad luck that gets you in the end.
You're basically Mel Gibson in Mad Max.


FUUUU Lady Luck

Five years, purely because I had the sense to dig a hole, construct a crafting table, slaughter all available animals save two for breeding purposes, make a wooden sword and look for coal before I did anything else.

Two weeks. Sounds about right.

EDIT (Seriously watch the CAKE video below it is potentially my favorite cover of all time.)


The results are in! You'd survive for
ten years
after the apocalypse.
That's some excellent wilderness skills. You'll survive like Gloria Gaynor.
You're basically Rick Grimes in the Walking Dead.



Baring bad luck, I completely agree. I know how to grow and cultivate a garden but I do not practice it. I know how to hunt and field dress a myriad of animals, but I do not practice it regularly. Many things like this are not really accounted for.

All that being said, if effects of my Crohn's disease did not kill me I feel comfortable agreeing that 10 years is a good estimate. I am 37 now; 47 would be a ripe old age in the post apocalyptic age. But one wrong step and it is all done so it would be an interesting experience to say the least. I hope my daughter never has to deal with an end of the world scenario but I will prepare her like I would if she was my son.


And since I linked the original I will survive....here is CAKE's version

The results are in! You'd survive for
fifty years
after the apocalypse.
You'll be around until civilisation rebuilds itself. There'll be legends told about your name.
You're basically the dog in Independence Day.

I'll keep your graves all neat and tidy for the rest of you ok?

I'd like to thank my father, uncle and grandfathers for teaching me to hunt, farm, butcher, skin and debone animals and for all the camping trips as a kid learning every nook and cranny of my home county and for learning whats safe to eat and whats not to eat.

Also the army with the addition of my father and uncle for teaching me to shoot for telling me that in a survival situation running is almost always the best answer.

3 months....

I'm Simon Pegg from Shaun of the Dead.

Hrmmmm. I think I could do better than that. I've been preparing for days now.

The results are in! You'd survive for
six months


after the apocalypse.

That's pretty good, at least compared to all those city-slicker wusses out there.

You're basically Logan in Logan's Run



I remember the program too.
Don't understand why there wasn't a choice to eat the looters ........

The results are in! You'd survive for
a year after the apocalypse.
That's not a bad showing at all, but the world's a tough place after it ends.
You're basically Jim from 28 Days Later.

Longer then i expected to be honest