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Which Church Do You Belong To?

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Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#21 - 2014-01-15 16:56:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Rall Mekin
In character:
End-of-Line believes in toleration of all faiths. The cult of Naga Jesus was born in our corp though, and strangely continues to spread throughout wormhole space.

I should note, the Naga Jesus cult is really just a faith of Bob with a slight variation. All members ultimately confess a belief in Bob, just as father. I personally regard them as the same faith, just different denominations. Not everyone.. especially... you know, Des, since he was one of the Naga Jesus cult's founding members... feels the same.

Out of Character:
End-of-Line is a role playing corporation. I even own a french maid outfit.
Le'Mon Tichim
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2014-01-15 17:01:26 UTC
Rall Mekin wrote:
In character:

Out of Character:
End-of-Line is a role playing corporation. I even own a french maid outfit.



True story. It gets creepy when he offers to clean out your tower in a really bad accent.

Can you hear them? They are calling to us. It is beautiful. http://thegreattichim.wordpress.com/
Desmond Strickler
#23 - 2014-01-15 22:28:32 UTC
Le'Mon Tichim wrote:
Rall Mekin wrote:
In character:

Out of Character:
End-of-Line is a role playing corporation. I even own a french maid outfit.



True story. It gets creepy when he offers to clean out your tower in a really bad accent.


If by creepy you mean incredibly sexy, then yes....it is very creepy

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-01-16 01:21:07 UTC
Atheist. Your petty religious squabbles are beneath me.

There is no Bob.

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Desmond Strickler
#25 - 2014-01-16 01:43:16 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
Atheist. Your petty religious squabbles are beneath me.


heretic

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Allna
Aim High
#26 - 2014-01-16 20:50:27 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
Atheist. Your petty religious squabbles are beneath me.



This. Religion takes too much time/effort away from shooting people.
Pancake King
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-01-16 21:06:36 UTC
Allna wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
Atheist. Your petty religious squabbles are beneath me.



This. Religion takes too much time/effort away from shooting people.


I thought religion was the reason we shot people.
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#28 - 2014-01-16 21:12:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Proclus Diadochu
Jack Miton wrote:
Atheist. Your petty religious squabbles are beneath me.


1 And after these things Bob came forth from the unknown, having great power; and the wormhole was lightened with his glory.

2 And he commanded mightily with a strong voice, saying, New Eden the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils and faithless, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful soul.

3 For all capsuleers have drunk of the wine of the wrath of their fornication, and the kings of the New Eden have committed fornication with another, and the merchants of the New Eden are waxed rich through the abundance of our treasures.

4 And another voice from the unknown, saying, Come out, my nomads, that ye be not partakers of their sins, and that ye receive not of their plagues. For I am Rob, who bathes in the blood of the faithless souls of our ilk.

5 For their sins have reached unto your wormholes, and Bob hath remembered their iniquities.

6 Reward them even as they rewarded you, and double unto them double according to their works: in the cup which they hath filled fill to their double. A war with the faithless is just and righteous.

7 How much they hath glorified themselves, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give them: for they saith in their heart, I sit alone, and am mine own king, and shall see none above me.

8 Therefore shall their plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and they shall be utterly burned with the fire of our wrath: for strong is the Lord Bob who judgeth them.

- The Book of Rob, Chapter 18, Versus 1-8

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Zlorthishen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2014-01-18 06:30:26 UTC
Our Bob,
Who art in Anoikis,
Wormhole be thy name.
Thy sleepers come,
Thy will be done,
In k-space as here in heaven.
Give us today a juicy static,
And forgive our poor sacrifices,
As we gank those that blob against us.
Lead us not into Ore sites,
But deliver us some gudfites,
For thine is the Wolf-Rayet the Red Giant, and the Pulsar,
From downtime, to downtime.
Ramen.
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#30 - 2014-01-18 13:22:49 UTC
Allna wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
Atheist. Your petty religious squabbles are beneath me.



This. Religion takes too much time/effort away from shooting people.


Crusades are quality conflict drivers...

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
unimatrix0030
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-01-18 14:48:48 UTC
There is only one gospel of bob :
Interstellar Privateer

No local in null sec would fix everything!
Allna
Aim High
#32 - 2014-01-18 15:43:50 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
Allna wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
Atheist. Your petty religious squabbles are beneath me.



This. Religion takes too much time/effort away from shooting people.


Crusades are quality conflict drivers...



I suppose history has your back on that one...
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#33 - 2014-01-18 20:47:30 UTC
Point me to the nearest church to exchange my Bob's LPs.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Desmond Strickler
#34 - 2014-01-20 02:26:51 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
Point me to the nearest church to exchange my Bob's LPs.


*points towards the sun*

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Svodola Darkfury
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2014-01-20 17:31:57 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
The Redcoats are devout members of the Church of Bob, as members of the Order of Rob, the Redcoat God, brother of Bob, and Blood God of Wormholes. All those that forsake the brotherhood of the Church of Bob are blasphemous heretics and are the aids killing wormhole space.

Bow down before your God, wormholers, for Bob will judge you all!!! /rp



Bob the Wormhole God has been kind to Heaven's End, we will continue to praise him...

Svo.

Director of Frozen Corpse Industries.
mechform
#36 - 2014-01-20 17:52:56 UTC  |  Edited by: mechform
disregard, repost.

Black Power - Brotha's in space unite!
Brazeness
Church of Bob
#37 - 2014-01-21 00:56:36 UTC
is this some kind of trick question?
Desmond Strickler
#38 - 2014-01-21 01:02:06 UTC
Brazeness wrote:
is this some kind of trick question?


Maybe Roll

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Brazeness
Church of Bob
#39 - 2014-01-21 01:37:16 UTC
i knew it.
Desmond Strickler
#40 - 2014-01-21 01:46:23 UTC
As the founder and current leader of the Cult of Naga Jesus, I can promise you that everything I say is true.

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
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