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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#21 - 2014-01-15 14:13:28 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
DeMichael Crimson wrote:


5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.



This isn't true at all!

This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters!

Not safe at all, nu-huh!

Shocked




Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing.
CCP Falcon
#22 - 2014-01-15 14:27:26 UTC
I Love Boobies wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
DeMichael Crimson wrote:


5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.



This isn't true at all!

This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters!

Not safe at all, nu-huh!

Shocked




Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing.


I blushed too when I got the cleanup bill from station services! Oops

CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon

Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
Scott VonCleif
Multiplex Gaming
Tactical Narcotics Team
#23 - 2014-01-15 14:46:28 UTC
falcon, your terrible Shocked

'Admist The Blackness of space, A link from past to future, The shattered wing of the protector"

-Scott VonCleif CEO Atinolus Protectorate
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#24 - 2014-01-15 14:50:50 UTC
so many things wrong with you falcon. so many that we enjoy!

Move along!
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#25 - 2014-01-15 14:55:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Nicen Jehr
riight, a self proclaimed member of the EVE Illuminati just happened to stop by jita 4-4 to 'buy a microwarpdrive'

edit:
Rule 14 - Lists must be in tabular format preferably in their own window

Little Things to improve ≡⋁≡ | My Little Things posts
Bi-Mi Lansatha
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2014-01-15 14:56:15 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:

1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
The first rule is somewhat paradoxical. If you trust some other players, by joining a Corp to PvP, PvE, mine, or whatever,... you open a whole new door to the game.

Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#27 - 2014-01-15 15:02:31 UTC
I do think #1 and #4 should be switched. Aside from that, I'm glad I read this when I got home... now only the cats are looking me like I've gone mad due to the cackling.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#28 - 2014-01-15 15:19:48 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Sentient Blade wrote:
How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole*


He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic!

*swoon*


And being employed by CCP i bet you developed an instant urge to nerf both balconies and swooning.....

zing
Aurora Fatalis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-01-15 15:22:10 UTC
1. Don't fly what you can't afford to replace.
2. Don't trust anyone.
3. Don't trust anyone.
4. Don't trust anyone.
5. Don't trust anyone.
6. Don't trust anyone.
7. Don't trust anyone.
8. Don't trust anyone.
9. Don't trust anyone.
10. Trust Aurora Fatalis.

If Chribba told you not to trust him, would you?
Maruk Ihnati
Coreli Corporation
Pandemic Legion
#30 - 2014-01-15 15:32:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Maruk Ihnati
Quote:
The 10 Rules of Eve
4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.

With the current value of isk vs what it was generally worth say in 2008, I consider this outdated and It should simply be changed to:

4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly.


Reason is, your ship and isk can always be replaced, while your E-Peen cannot.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-01-15 15:40:50 UTC
*takes list*

Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1

READY.

*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay


*sighs* too bad...

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Etria Issen
Imperial Varista
#32 - 2014-01-15 15:43:36 UTC
Please, everyone knows you can trust Chibbra.
Also me. Especially if you wanna give away stuff.

Also Falcon's avatar makes me think of the red-headed mohawk guy from Nudist Beach.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-01-15 15:47:32 UTC
Rule 34: War is good for business

Rule 35: Peace is good for business

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Victor Andall
#34 - 2014-01-15 15:51:40 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Rule 34: War is good for business


I think Rule 34 is the stick figure with a penis made out of mobile depots outside of Jita.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2014-01-15 16:21:03 UTC
Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:
DeMichael Crimson wrote:

1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
The first rule is somewhat paradoxical. If you trust some other players, by joining a Corp to PvP, PvE, mine, or whatever,... you open a whole new door to the game.

Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO

Not trusting makes things safe.
Trusting makes things interesting.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Bael Malefic
Doomheim
#36 - 2014-01-15 16:41:37 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:


He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic!

*swoon*


What is this thing "romance" you speak of? Please, tell us.
halokitty
My Wormhole Hurts
#37 - 2014-01-15 16:44:45 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
*takes list*

Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1

READY.

*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay


*sighs* too bad...


Wait what?!? EVE can be played on a C64?

Load "EVE",8,1.......

Rule # 69: "The addiction of EVE is stronger then your spouse. Transfer your toon and move your stuff to an alt, he/she may take half of that too... or just recycle his/her half of your account."
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#38 - 2014-01-15 16:53:32 UTC
One of those rules should be Cardio.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#39 - 2014-01-15 17:49:59 UTC
Aurora Fatalis wrote:
1. Don't fly what you can't afford to replace.
2. Don't trust anyone.
3. Don't trust anyone.
4. Don't trust anyone.
5. Don't trust anyone.
6. Don't trust anyone.
7. Don't trust anyone.
8. Don't trust anyone.
9. Don't trust anyone.
10. Trust Aurora Fatalis.

Every time I trust you, I have to check that certain parts of the universe are functioning correctly.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-01-15 17:54:54 UTC
Sentient Blade wrote:
How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole*


devhacks

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."