Crime & Punishment

BUMP

BUMP

That is an obvious compulsive behavior, a clear straightjacket case, indeed. ^ ^

That's it gentlemen (and ladies, lol), we are for hire, even within padded walls and tied up, we can still bite.

Please be advised that according to The rules:

14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.

The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Within the EVE Marketplace section of the forums, each forum category has its own rules regarding acceptable bumping for sales threads clearly listed in the stickies.

Similarly the Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channel also has its own rules. Please be aware that the rules vary from forum to forum. Please review the sticky threads in these forum channels for specific details.

Please follow the rules from now on.

Yesterday, I was zipping around trying to create content. I knew the enemy had some people randomly undocking and flying around. Come in a Celestis, and eager I was to get what looked an easy kill, and maybe, who knows, shed some tears in Local. But it was not to be so as with distress I realized too late I had forgot to refit a long point to and my failure to catch it left me crestfallen and bereft, sitting on the gate... Quickly I docked up to to refit with a longer although slimmer codpiece.

But LO! and BEHOLD!

Intel must have flown and a solo Ishkur came to me to fight my own, and we engaged in a ribald dance of pleasure and pain, ending with him popping open like an early Summer flower, and thus the world was set aright and GF were exchanged in Local. \o/

This is when it happened, reinforcement were on their ways! A Cerberus come in! Engaging with purpose, we started to slap each other without success, both of us repairing faster than dps could be applied... but it was all bait! 162 AU away, on the far side of the system, enter a Golem, two Ospreys and a Celestis.

I was impressed, and all that for my little Ishkur. AS the reinforcements dove in warp and closed in like ominous sharks, I stood in awe.

Then I gathered my drones and warped away, as the Cerberus bait obviously forgot to fit a point to hold me down.

The Sun was truly magnificent.

OPEN FOR CONTRACTS

I miss our conversations Scandor. We'll need to work on this.

Accepting contracts

We are, yes.

Some time ago, some of us, new recruits as well as some veterans which I shall not name (too ambarassing) have taken a liking at bashing POSes.

Meaning that we do now take contracts for tower bashes, usually medium and small ones, but large ones can be negotiated, contact us in game for a quote.

Also, YES, we DO find and hunt down your enemies, for a reasonnable fee. So you don`t like them stealing your ore? They talk trash in Local and it annoys you? You got awoxed or suffered a corp theft and want your friend`s new corp/alliance to suffer for it? Or maybe you got kicked out and laughed at and are vindicative? Or want to deprive your enemies from making ISK for a week or more?

Hire us, they will stay docked or they will be dealt with.

this is cute.