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Which Church Do You Belong To?

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Desmond Strickler
#1 - 2014-01-15 01:34:39 UTC
As I roam the forums and procrastinate my work, I notice that there is a very clear divide in wormholer religion. We have the Church of BOB, the Church of Naga Jesus, and the Church of Velicoraptordrunksomethingsomething.

So what "Church" do you belong to? Or do you not belong to one because you hate babie- I mean wormhole culture...*cough* heretic *cough*

Church of BOB: Well established old time religion, has a very large following and is regarded as the primary religion for most wormhole corps/alliances. BOB usually takes shiny ratting tengu's as its sacrifice, but a wide variety of ships are on record as acceptable sacrifices. BOB is all knowing and has been known to gift peasant womrholers with l337 pvp or bring his wrath with his almighty Hammer of Eviction

Church of Naga Jesus: A new religion that has recently popped up and has been able to gain ground among multiple wormhole corps. Naga Jesus is the son of BOB and is regarded as the all knowing prophet among people who follow him. Naga Jesus only accepts cloaky Naga's as a sacrifice, but there have been rumors of Laser Cane's, Smartbomb Tengu's, and Blaster Thrasher's being accepted sacrifices as well.

Church of Velicoraptordrunksomethingsomething: Someone got drunk and thought a bikini on a velociraptor looked nice, honestly idk.

So wormholers of New Eden, which Church do you belong to?

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"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#2 - 2014-01-15 02:14:46 UTC
The Redcoats are devout members of the Church of Bob, as members of the Order of Rob, the Redcoat God, brother of Bob, and Blood God of Wormholes. All those that forsake the brotherhood of the Church of Bob are blasphemous heretics and are the aids killing wormhole space.

Bow down before your God, wormholers, for Bob will judge you all!!! /rp

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Desmond Strickler
#3 - 2014-01-15 02:51:52 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
The Redcoats are devout members of the Church of Bob, as members of the Order of Rob, the Redcoat God, brother of Bob, and Blood God of Wormholes. All those that forsake the brotherhood of the Church of Bob are blasphemous heretics and are the aids killing wormhole space.

Bow down before your God, wormholers, for Bob will judge you all!!! /rp


Well...I was hoping to save the religion bashing till the second page, but oh well Roll

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Erufen Rito
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#4 - 2014-01-15 03:35:55 UTC
you forgot to inb4.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165
Glyndi
Doom Generation
Best Intentions.
#5 - 2014-01-15 03:41:47 UTC
We are followers of Bob.

We've aptly named our hole T.O.B.I. - Temple of Bob Incarnate
CeNSeR
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-01-15 03:50:20 UTC
Desmond Strickler wrote:
As I roam the forums and procrastinate my work, I notice that there is a very clear divide in wormholer religion. We have the Church of BOB, the Church of Naga Jesus, and the Church of Velicoraptordrunksomethingsomething.

So what "Church" do you belong to? Or do you not belong to one because you hate babie- I mean wormhole culture...*cough* heretic *cough*

Church of BOB: Well established old time religion, has a very large following and is regarded as the primary religion for most wormhole corps/alliances. BOB usually takes shiny ratting tengu's as its sacrifice, but a wide variety of ships are on record as acceptable sacrifices. BOB is all knowing and has been known to gift peasant womrholers with l337 pvp or bring his wrath with his almighty Hammer of Eviction

Church of Naga Jesus: A new religion that has recently popped up and has been able to gain ground among multiple wormhole corps. Naga Jesus is the son of BOB and is regarded as the all knowing prophet among people who follow him. Naga Jesus only accepts cloaky Naga's as a sacrifice, but there have been rumors of Laser Cane's, Smartbomb Tengu's, and Blaster Thrasher's being accepted sacrifices as well.

Church of Velicoraptordrunksomethingsomething: Someone got drunk and thought a bikini on a velociraptor looked nice, honestly idk.

So wormholers of New Eden, which Church do you belong to?


Have you got a bad chain today?
Ori Muvila
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-01-15 03:56:09 UTC
To even suggest there is someone other than "The Almighty BOB" is sacrilege.

May he curse you with terrible chains until the required sacrifice of Rifter full Exotic Dancers is detonated at the Sun of your wormhole, Only then may he forgive you.

Bob be praised.

"The above comments are those of a mad Armax Arsenal recruiter, and may or may not reflect the actual will of BOB"
Desmond Strickler
#8 - 2014-01-15 03:57:35 UTC
CeNSeR wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
As I roam the forums and procrastinate my work, I notice that there is a very clear divide in wormholer religion.....


Have you got a bad chain today?



Nah, I haven't played in like a week. I have to tend to my kingdom.

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Tasiv Deka
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2014-01-15 07:24:01 UTC
Des who let you out... i swear... last time i leave the booze lying around where anyone can get it...

Oh, Do go on... no seriously ive got nothing better to do then listen to all the petty arguments and feeble trolling attempts... 

The sad thing is i'm not sure if i'm telling the truth.
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-01-15 09:00:37 UTC
Desmond Strickler wrote:

Church of Velicoraptordrunksomethingsomething: Someone got drunk and thought a bikini on a velociraptor looked nice, honestly idk.



thinkin of converting ... that velociraptor sounds hot

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Caius Beriat
O'Coin Enterprises
#11 - 2014-01-15 09:07:51 UTC
Who the deuce is Naga Jesus?

Does Velociraptor Jesus know this guy is on the block?
Axloth Okiah
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2014-01-15 09:43:35 UTC
We should be able to use this: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=206766&find=unread
and declare our loyalty to Bob and sleepers...

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Pitt POssum
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-01-15 10:32:28 UTC
Lurchie shines brighter than all your heathen gods.
Caius Beriat
O'Coin Enterprises
#14 - 2014-01-15 11:26:30 UTC
Pitt POssum wrote:
Lurchie shines brighter than all your heathen gods.


Fake god.

2014 - The wormhole holy crusade begins. Sons of BOB embark to cleanse the holy land of non-believers.
Walextheone
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-01-15 12:12:47 UTC
Lol, you fags are turning into a w-space version of Morsus Mihi with all this role playing :-P
Pitt POssum
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-01-15 12:36:08 UTC
Caius Beriat wrote:
Pitt POssum wrote:
Lurchie shines brighter than all your heathen gods.


Fake god.

2014 - The wormhole holy crusade begins. Sons of BOB embark to cleanse the holy land of non-believers.




We will just warp Lurchie to 0 and he will burn your heathen ships.
Caius Beriat
O'Coin Enterprises
#17 - 2014-01-15 12:57:53 UTC
Walextheone wrote:
Lol, you fags are turning into a w-space version of Morsus Mihi with all this role playing :-P


Watch your mouth, for I am the high king of Skyrim.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#18 - 2014-01-15 13:10:50 UTC
Caius Beriat wrote:
Walextheone wrote:
Lol, you fags are turning into a w-space version of Morsus Mihi with all this role playing :-P


Watch your mouth, for I am the high king of Skyrim.

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Oska Rus
Free Ice Cream People
#19 - 2014-01-15 14:16:07 UTC
I personally belong to church of chaos and consider W-space a bit simmilar to eye of terror and BOB might be one of lesser dark gods like Nurgle or Khorne. :D.
bubble trout
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2014-01-15 15:23:25 UTC
Bob.


All others are heathens etc etc
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