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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Bald Beauty
Doomheim
#241 - 2014-01-13 11:54:45 UTC
Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?
Davish Krail
#242 - 2014-01-13 11:57:41 UTC
I don't know about you guys but this thread makes my irrelevancy-o-meter start beepbooping like crazy.
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#243 - 2014-01-13 12:05:34 UTC
Bald Beauty wrote:
Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?



Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets...


Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters!

Whole Squid: Get Inked.
Bald Beauty
Doomheim
#244 - 2014-01-13 12:22:50 UTC
Arkady Romanov wrote:
Bald Beauty wrote:
Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?



Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets...


Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters!


Am I missing a joke here or something? How do you Titan bridge a fleet into high sec?
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#245 - 2014-01-13 14:03:20 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey, Goonies, I posted another batch of nonsense and stupidity I pulled out of my butt.

Could you come and enlighten me how much I'm wrong and how it will fail in a month and how should I go back to WoW?
Don't let a single SMA pet do all that work, it's heartless!

Thank you!


I guess I can just copy and paste the same responses you got to "TEST will win this war, Goonswarm are soon to be no more".

It's past the point of being worth anyone's time to tell you why it's wrong, mostly because the overwhelming majority of people already believe anything you say is inherently a terrible idea, based on your long history of being wrong over and over again.
At a guess he's trolling for clicks to his blog, because I'm past believing anyone can be this stupid, and not come to realise it when it is repeatedly shown to him. That, or he's like a dunning-kruger posterchild.
Fybs wrote:
What I don't understand is why are all you goons even posting if you don't care? (I'm not saying you do but why so much attention)

Why wouldn't we post to point out he's face-planting himself again?

His grade-school narrative of "They're posting because they're scared" is something I think even he doesn't believe, he's just clutching at straws.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#246 - 2014-01-13 16:38:50 UTC
Enya Dorne wrote:
Can I please get my time back from reading that wall of text?


EVE is not WoW. You won't get back your lost ship, nor your lost time. Next time don't read forum.

Bald Beauty wrote:
Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?

I don't think their renters are dumb enough to come highsec with in-alliance pilots.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#247 - 2014-01-13 16:42:34 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I don't think their renters are dumb enough to come highsec with in-alliance pilots.



"We're going to defeat the evil Goons in Highsec"

Gold, pure Gold.
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#248 - 2014-01-13 17:15:30 UTC
Xolve wrote:
ITT: GRRRRR Goonies taking all the POCies so the gobby spends the iskies for the decies.


TL;DR pubbies.txt



edit: to further reinforce my point, Renegade Heart upvoted this (for clarification- i'm directly making fun of you).


Cool story bro Bear
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#249 - 2014-01-13 19:01:15 UTC
Oh, lord this brings back memories.

The 99 Percent

And then we became that which we despised the most; a bloated nulbear alliance. Our demise was to be expected.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#250 - 2014-01-13 19:46:52 UTC
Gevlon, do us all a favor and keep your irrelevancy and shiptoasting confined to EN24.

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#251 - 2014-01-13 20:02:12 UTC
Anya Klibor wrote:
Gevlon, do us all a favor and keep your irrelevancy and shiptoasting confined to EN24.


"shiptoasting"? I toasted no ships. You must have confused me with someone else.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#252 - 2014-01-13 20:11:23 UTC
wasn't your original plan to gather up a bunch of traders and get them to buy supercapitals to hit our sov with

how's that going

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
General Lemming
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#253 - 2014-01-13 20:18:06 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
Bald Beauty wrote:
Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?
Good idea.... 'Greater' idea Pirate

Arkady Romanov wrote:
Bald Beauty wrote:
Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?



Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets...


Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters!

Send the isks and we shall attack .... YArr !

Anya Klibor wrote:
Gevlon, do us all a favor and keep your irrelevancy and shiptoasting confined to EN24.

Good idea...... lets write a cool story about the new 00 lords of pewww ....
Leigh Akiga
Kuhri Innovations
#254 - 2014-01-13 20:45:13 UTC
SO it seems like Jita/Perimeter is the focus of Gevlons Lemmings thus far combating the frigate and shuttle menace of the grrr groons. I thought these guys were supposed to be bashing pocos in subcaps?? What?
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#255 - 2014-01-13 20:55:32 UTC
Well, if people get ganked repeatedly in Jita they might actually haul their ass to Curse and join siegefleets. And that obviously will be the end of goons.

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HVAC Repairman
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#256 - 2014-01-13 22:14:41 UTC
on behalf of me i unconditionally surrender to the forces of whoever you are

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#257 - 2014-01-13 22:30:28 UTC
Leigh Akiga wrote:
SO it seems like Jita/Perimeter is the focus of Gevlons Lemmings thus far combating the frigate and shuttle menace of the grrr groons. I thought these guys were supposed to be bashing pocos in subcaps?? What?

We found a shuttle BPC and it's like all we have, ok? It may not be optimal for the task but we're not out of this yet.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#258 - 2014-01-13 22:31:56 UTC
Also Rookie ships are free so we calculated the opportunity cost and dividing by 0 made it INFINITE - we're pretty sure infinity > everything, so by Gevlon's advice we go into this new ISK efficient frontier.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Davish Krail
#259 - 2014-01-13 22:47:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Davish Krail
I have a question for General Lemmings, would he care to comment on the history and backstory on how his corp and alliance was formed? I notice that the General Lemming character is only 4 days old, and was only in SWA for 20 minutes, likely how long it took you to train Corp skills.

Furthermore, it has come to my attention that your most active pilots seem connected to the now closed corp The Romper Stompers, which has a dubious PVP credentials at best. I'd like to thank my anonymous source (IE SPY) for passing this to my desk.

Finally, I would like to know if this is an elaborate scam to make Goblin part with his terribly-earned ISK. No-one in their right mind would send money to a corp which is, frankly, terrible.

Please Respond
Neobdragon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#260 - 2014-01-13 23:07:44 UTC
I think he was in TEST and stole from them or something.