Crime & Punishment

Narwhals Ate My Duck took some money from Vegas Mirage to help clear out a wormhole, and said that Vegas Mirage could call on them if needed. The residence of the wormhole we are clearing out contacted Narwhals Ate My Duck and contracts them to kill us. Narwhals took the contract and shrugged off the contract that had already been made with Vegas Mirage. Well that's a great thing to do as a merc isn't it? So now they are camping this wormhole we have under siege trying to keep us out. We form up a gang and kill their fail fit loki, legion, and astarte. Don't trust Narwhals with contracts for two reasons. One because they are two faced noobs, and two they are just carebears with shiny pvp ships.

Thanks for reading,
Uncle Bao
Hello Kitty Safety Beach Patrol

yo dawg how about that autograph b/c i want your since you raped narwhals ate my duck by killing 3 members and alos vegas is a dumbass who also trolls people you sure epic fail now buy my poop!


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But your alliance name is "Carebears with lasers" so you are either:

1. Carebears attempting to assert dominance over other carebears
2. Have a terrible alliance name
3. Are hypocrites

So we hired Narhwals cause we were committed elsewhere and asked by some wh residents to help them out cause they were being seieged by SRS coalition, Maple leaf Conglomoration, Quixotic Hegemony and Rodents of unusual Size

we wiped out Maple leaf when we entered the wh 24 kills like 1 bill in losses for them we lost nothing

then we left thinking they would leave - Quixotic Hegemony come in set up POS and seige rf'd the nice guys POS

So we established control again and during the wee hours of the morning the hostiles Quixotic hegemony make a deal with the residents to rep their POS back up, go blue and share the wh and ask us to leave as "good faith" so we do.

hostiles remain hostile and kill the residents and kill the POS and they stole their Archon (which is hilarious)

So we proceeded to bleed them and to date within the 11 days they have lost 6 billion in this wormhole we've lost about 300 mill.

I convo Cipreh every other day asking for help he says he's busy with other contracts (Noir etc.,) 2 days ago I asked him to come back after giving him 500 mill to do nothing and he says he's busy

Today he shows up in the wh and tries to back stab us.

The reason I was banned from merc contracts is because Aleks and you have some bromance going on - people check the posts and battleclinic and see what you think.

So what I troll people, its in fun and at least I'm not a lying backstabbing douchebag - i think Narwhals cannot be trusted and I will bleed them as I've done all the other douchebags who've screwed me in the past - taking contracts for mercs who are interested in shooting ducks in the face.

Narwhals has never scammed a contract and does not see a reason or a need to do so.

Anyone can type of nonsense on the post and claim it as a real email.


I do not see any physical or solid evidence of your claims.

aww vegas y u leave BITIN channel????

LOL Y U NO WANT TROLL BATTLE?????

Thanks for keeping it classy Lady Spank.

This is bloody pathetic Vegas, just stop. You've already been banned from the merc channel for spamming your idiocy

First they blue Aqulia and refuse a contract against them
Second they lead a WH coalition(Nato) against Starbridge(Russkies!)
Now they have scammed poor helpless tender Vegasmirage.

Without Chitsa Jason, I feel they have lost their way....

What has happened to sweet WH space, the land of love peace and tenderness?