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All the "broken" things in eve
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#21 - 2014-01-10 00:27:06 UTC
Tollen Gallen wrote:
I like Bacon.



That better be Bacon-wrapped Battleships....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#22 - 2014-01-10 09:28:14 UTC
Little Dragon Khamez wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Why such a long list of what's broken? You could do it using three letters:

EvE


however, it's still the most popular space sim! Yay! Blink


On account of the fact that it's the only space sim.



And that its not a sim

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Pipa Porto
#23 - 2014-01-10 09:42:39 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Diamond Zerg wrote:
As a cured meat, the preservatives in bacon are really bad for you if you eat it a lot.

Blasphemer!!! Burn the heretic.


No, no, no. Let him Fry!

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto
Zane Tekitsu
The Munitions Miracle Network
#24 - 2014-01-10 10:55:20 UTC
You forgot to mention the lack of ability to play with corpses!
Kira Enomoto
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-01-10 11:20:43 UTC
Zane Tekitsu wrote:
You forgot to mention the lack of ability to play with corpses!


EvE devs are aware of this oversight.

Chloe
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2014-01-10 12:02:41 UTC
Posting in an epic bread.

With butter.
And bacon.
Salt and pepper.
Egg.

etc.

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#27 - 2014-01-10 12:26:36 UTC
All the bro-ken
Things in my EvE

I'll take one hit
Your big Battleship

Always I know
Orcas go too slow
Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
Turn the gates off,
Bridge me back home

Na na nana na na nana na na
Na na nana na na nana na na
Na na nana na na nana na na
Na na nana na na nana na na

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#28 - 2014-01-10 12:44:59 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
All the bro-ken
Things in my EvE

I'll take one hit
Your big Battleship

Always I know
Orcas go too slow
Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
Turn the gates off,
Bridge me back home

Na na nana na na nana na na
Na na nana na na nana na na
Na na nana na na nana na na
Na na nana na na nana na na



It's all bout the '(Ba)NaNa's Maan'
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#29 - 2014-01-10 12:46:11 UTC
Samoth Egnoled wrote:

It's all bout the '(Ba)NaNa's Maan'


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/bananaman-2011-03-30.jpg

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2014-01-10 12:52:57 UTC
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
I just want to make sure i am not missing anything people think are broken in eve.

The really absurd thing is that list is pretty accurate. Nevertheless CCP must add more pretty ships rather than fix them.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Dirk Massive
D.O.O.M.
#31 - 2014-01-10 12:55:45 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Pff. There's no lack of bacon — I have en entire freezer ful.
L2P n00b.

A freezer full of bacon?

Can I come over for breakfast? P

**Bringing WAR and TERROR to a system near you.... **
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#32 - 2014-01-10 12:59:46 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Josef Djugashvilis
#33 - 2014-01-10 13:26:55 UTC
I am broken, I want CCP to fix me.

This is not a signature.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#34 - 2014-01-10 13:49:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
Lets make sure i got this right:

Drones
Missiles
Mining
invention
Manufacturing
Cloaking
POSs
Dreads
Carriers
Supercarriers
Titans
Interceptors
Assault frigs
Black ops
ECM
Tracking Disruption
Target painting
Webs
points
the UI
lack of bacon
moon goo
wormholes
tech 3 ships
new player experience
Corp Roles
alliance roles
high sec pocos
low sec pocos
PI
station assets (you get evicted but your stuff stays forever)
Walking in stations
the door (i haven't been able to open it since i got it)
local chat
watchlist
locked prints
Alliance power blocks
bounties
NPC corporations
every ship not listed
implants
medical clones

I uhhh...enhanced your list.

I didn#t touch the stuff I don't know or don't care about. Straight

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
#35 - 2014-01-10 13:57:49 UTC
I'd give Fedo Bacon a go.

OP - I didn't see 'incursions' on that list. If we're just making a list of things people are complaining about. You could also put: Christmas gifts on that list as well - since someone is invariably complaining that their christmas presents aren't good enough.

TheMercenaryKing
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#36 - 2014-01-10 17:31:24 UTC
Noxisia Arkana wrote:
I'd give Fedo Bacon a go.

OP - I didn't see 'incursions' on that list. If we're just making a list of things people are complaining about. You could also put: Christmas gifts on that list as well - since someone is invariably complaining that their christmas presents aren't good enough.



i cant put gifts on there, i just love my leopard too much.

incursions, i cant really say they are broken except that there are standard fleet docs and the npcs do not adapt to them, as with all NPCs. Also, ganking those billions of isk fitted ships while they travel to new incursions...omg its so great.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#37 - 2014-01-10 17:33:27 UTC
They can fix everything but it still wouldnt fix..

my broken heart *sniff*

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
stoicfaux
#38 - 2014-01-10 17:35:22 UTC
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
Lets make sure i got this right:

Drones
...
medical clones

Players. The players are the #1 broken thing in EVE.

On the plus side, player bacon isn't broken. (However, polite society's aversion to cannibalism is broken.)

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Erin Crawford
#39 - 2014-01-10 17:42:25 UTC
Dirk Massive wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Pff. There's no lack of bacon — I have en entire freezer ful.
L2P n00b.

A freezer full of bacon?

Can I come over for breakfast? P


Sure! No problem..!

err, except for one little one... I can't get the door open!








sry! i just had to! Roll

"Those who talk don’t know. Those who know don’t talk. "
Qweasdy
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#40 - 2014-01-11 11:05:24 UTC
TLDR, everyone thinks the things that involve them are broken in relation to things that don't involve them. /thread /GD /F&I discussion

So basically the eve community is a biased ball of idiocy and should stop trying to balance the game... because we're all really bad at it...

This is a terrible thread. As such, it's locked. - CCP Falcon
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