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All the "broken" things in eve
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TheMercenaryKing
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Pandemic Legion
#1 - 2014-01-09 21:40:44 UTC
Lets make sure i got this right:

Drones
Missiles
Mining
invention
Manufacturing
Cloaking
POSs
Dreads
Carriers
Supercarriers
Titans
Interceptors
Assault frigs
Black ops
ECM
Tracking Disruption
Target painting
Webs
points
the UI
lack of bacon
moon goo
wormholes
tech 3 ships
new player experience
Corp Roles
alliance roles
high sec pocos
low sec pocos
PI
station assets (you get evicted but your stuff stays forever)
Old wooden sailing ships.....they're beautiful (not broken)
Walking in stations
the door (i haven't been able to open it since i got it)
local chat
watchlist
Null sec sov
null sec industry
locked prints
low sec industry
Alliance power blocks
war decs
bounties
NPC corporations
every ship not listed
implants
medical clones
Logical 101
PowerCow Farm
#2 - 2014-01-09 21:43:51 UTC
Your contribution is duly noted.

1/10 (because the list probably took a few minutes to put together)

That said, I have an excellent phased solution to your problem with all the broken things.

Phase 1) Biomass self

Phase 2) Go outside
TheMercenaryKing
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Pandemic Legion
#3 - 2014-01-09 21:46:20 UTC
I just want to make sure i am not missing anything people think are broken in eve.
Northern Misfit
Far Mt Logistics
#4 - 2014-01-09 21:47:11 UTC
WAIT

Can I have all your broken toys first?

High Priestess of the Sovereign Realm of Explosions and Light
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2014-01-09 21:48:49 UTC
This thread is missing from the list.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
TheMercenaryKing
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Pandemic Legion
#6 - 2014-01-09 21:48:58 UTC
oh, i am not quiting, i am essentially verifing with the eve community the things they think are broken (be it they actually are or are not)
Logical 101
PowerCow Farm
#7 - 2014-01-09 21:50:10 UTC
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
I just want to make sure i am not missing anything people think are broken in eve.

Well, there are two things in there that don't belong.

1) Bacon - we have plenty of that

2) WiS - Not broken, just late/abandoned/pointless

Otherwise, you've got the bases covered.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#8 - 2014-01-09 21:51:47 UTC
Pff. There's no lack of bacon — I have en entire freezer ful.
L2P n00b.
Pipa Porto
#9 - 2014-01-09 22:13:19 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Pff. There's no lack of bacon — I have en entire freezer ful.
L2P n00b.


Come on Tippia, that's not healthy. You've got to keep a balanced diet.

A freezer half full of Steak and half full of Bacon ought to do it.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto
Diamond Zerg
Taking Solo Away.
#10 - 2014-01-09 22:22:22 UTC
As a cured meat, the preservatives in bacon are really bad for you if you eat it a lot.
Hi.
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#11 - 2014-01-09 22:26:53 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
As a cured meat, the preservatives in bacon are really bad for you if you eat it a lot.


Fedo bacon good4u
Erin Crawford
#12 - 2014-01-09 22:29:09 UTC
Why such a long list of what's broken? You could do it using three letters:

EvE


however, it's still the most popular space sim! Yay! Blink

"Those who talk don’t know. Those who know don’t talk. "
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#13 - 2014-01-09 22:34:22 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Pff. There's no lack of bacon — I have en entire freezer ful.
L2P n00b.

Come on Tippia, that's not healthy. You've got to keep a balanced diet.
It is balanced. Hasn't tipped over once.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#14 - 2014-01-09 22:35:12 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
As a cured meat, the preservatives in bacon are really bad for you if you eat it a lot.


CCP BAN THIS MAN FOR BESMERCHING THE NAME OF BACON!


Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#15 - 2014-01-09 22:37:45 UTC
Diamond Zerg wrote:
As a cured meat, the preservatives in bacon are really bad for you if you eat it a lot.

Blasphemer!!! Burn the heretic.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#16 - 2014-01-09 22:51:23 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Diamond Zerg wrote:
As a cured meat, the preservatives in bacon are really bad for you if you eat it a lot.

Blasphemer!!! Burn the heretic.

In bacon fat!
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#17 - 2014-01-09 22:57:38 UTC
Erin Crawford wrote:
Why such a long list of what's broken? You could do it using three letters:

EvE


however, it's still the most popular space sim! Yay! Blink


On account of the fact that it's the only space sim.

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-01-09 23:11:17 UTC
I heard this thread had bacon. I can haz bacon?

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#19 - 2014-01-09 23:20:03 UTC
I like Bacon.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#20 - 2014-01-09 23:30:36 UTC
Going to make an actual reply.

You list is laking what is broken. Saying 'mining' is broken doesnlt really say what you think is broken about it. As I see it, you can still go to rocks, target, and shoot it with a lazor... what exactly is broken?

And bacon is yummy

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
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