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Super fast warp speed leopard fit.
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Badger Mark
Man Boobs Incorporated
#1 - 2014-01-09 12:23:43 UTC
Any of you smart theorycrafters got a fit for me?

I wanna travel super fast like back to the future and time travel to the 1950s!

Doesn't matter about skills. Just show me the fastest leopard i can fit.


Thanks and happy new year!
Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
#2 - 2014-01-09 12:28:12 UTC
Well, first of all, you need to acquire a flux capacitor. Then..........
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-01-09 12:40:26 UTC
Capture road runner and speedy Gonzales and put. Them on a thread mill attached to the flux capacitor.

This will over clock the cap and produce a infinity drive.

Pog mo thoin

Annathalia Blood
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-01-09 13:25:05 UTC
Happy new year. yes indeed
Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#5 - 2014-01-09 13:46:58 UTC


I hear if you paint red stripes down the side that will make ANYTHING faster.


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tekmin
Lunaoink
Olde Guarde Historical Preservation Society
#6 - 2014-01-09 13:47:45 UTC
hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:
Capture road runner and speedy Gonzales and put. Them on a thread mill attached to the flux capacitor.

This will over clock the cap and produce a infinity drive.


that is sweet
TheMercenaryKing
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#7 - 2014-01-09 14:58:05 UTC  |  Edited by: TheMercenaryKing
Ascendancy with WS-618 instead of omega gets like 32 AU/s or more, i had a recent post on it in F&I i think about how the omega is useless compared to hardwiring.

Edit: 31.6 au/s not 32
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2014-01-09 15:02:18 UTC
Okay so you need to set your speed using the dial on the bottom to
88 Miles/hour *5280 feet/mile* 12 inches per foot*2.54 cm per inch /100 cm per meter /6o minutes per hour / 60 seconds per minute = 39.34 m/sec
Install the flux capacitor and you are ready.
Jay Kreutzer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-01-09 15:36:29 UTC
Mythrandier wrote:


I hear if you paint red stripes down the side that will make ANYTHING faster.




and speed holes- they make the ship go faster.
Badger Mark
Man Boobs Incorporated
#10 - 2014-01-09 15:39:58 UTC
hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:
Capture road runner and speedy Gonzales and put. Them on a thread mill attached to the flux capacitor.

This will over clock the cap and produce a infinity drive.


I like the funny posts :) Keep them coming.

But capture road runner? From what i remember from when i was a child, wiley coyote never caught the road runner in 10 years or even more so don't expect miracles!

Flux capacitor i can find. Road runner i cannot!
Aeril Malkyre
Knights of the Ouroboros
#11 - 2014-01-09 15:43:51 UTC
Badger Mark wrote:
Flux capacitor i can find. Road runner i cannot!
6 Fedos duct taped together = 1 road runner.

Just watch out for gastrointestinal singularities.

Source: I'm a Minmatar engineer.
Dinsdale Pirannha
Pirannha Corp
#12 - 2014-01-09 15:50:14 UTC
Body in a pod of goo or not, the acceleration of that beast is just nuts.
I don't have the time to figure it out right now, but the g-force on the body inside that bod would liquefy said body.
Logical 101
PowerCow Farm
#13 - 2014-01-09 16:21:01 UTC
Badger Mark wrote:
I wanna travel super fast like back to the future and time travel to the 1950s!

Note: If you are going to attempt this, be careful and make sure you get the settings right, otherwise you'll find yourself back in 1885 sitting in a pile of manure and staring at Buford Tannen.
stoicfaux
#14 - 2014-01-09 16:30:56 UTC
Don't bother. Domino's Pizza already has a patent on "going back in time to ensure delivery of a pizza within thirty minutes."

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-01-09 16:41:28 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Don't bother. Domino's Pizza already has a patent on "going back in time to ensure delivery of a pizza within thirty minutes."



Domino's. So tasty going in. So spicy coming out

Pog mo thoin

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-01-09 16:45:32 UTC
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
Ascendancy with WS-618 instead of omega gets like 32 AU/s or more, i had a recent post on it in F&I i think about how the omega is useless compared to hardwiring.

Edit: 31.6 au/s not 32


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stoicfaux
#17 - 2014-01-09 17:26:57 UTC
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
Ascendancy with WS-618 instead of omega gets like 32 AU/s or more, i had a recent post on it in F&I i think about how the omega is useless compared to hardwiring.

Edit: 31.6 au/s not 32

Also we need Warp Speed Modules (instead of being limited to rigs and implants.) Here's the F&I request if you agree: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=309876&find=unread

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-01-09 17:32:47 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
Ascendancy with WS-618 instead of omega gets like 32 AU/s or more, i had a recent post on it in F&I i think about how the omega is useless compared to hardwiring.

Edit: 31.6 au/s not 32

Also we need Warp Speed Modules (instead of being limited to rigs and implants.) Here's the F&I request if you agree: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=309876&find=unread


Shameful plug is shameful

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#19 - 2014-01-09 18:35:48 UTC
Without fittings, a shuttle already exceeds 88Mph. Of course, the DeLorean was made of Stainless Steel, and the Leopard is of Minmatar origin..so definitely not stainless steel... maybe fitting a Flux whatchamacallit module instead of a Flux Capacitor... but I digress, you still need a crazy loon scientist, and we all know there just aren't any of those in Eve.


Wait...shuttles have fittings?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
stoicfaux
#20 - 2014-01-09 19:18:31 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Without fittings, a shuttle already exceeds 88Mph.

Uhm, we don't know that for sure. We can't be sure that EVE's metric system is equivalent to the metric system as we have defined it, especially since the current definition of a meter is based on the speed of light in a vacuum, and as we all know, EVE's physics are so wonky and submariney, that the speed of light may be significantly different in the EVE galaxy.

If we cannot assume that one of our meters equals an EVE meter, then we can't assume that one mile equals 1.6 kilometers when converting Earth's 88 MPH to EVE's m/s.


tl;dr - It's not a given that an EVE shuttle can go faster than an ancient Earth DeLorean.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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