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Returning from a long break,,,,, question about griefers

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#481 - 2014-01-09 01:57:05 UTC
We would have to capture one from the wild and study it's habits.

A dangerous game, you propose, Jill Chastot, a dangerous game, indeed.

But...

It must be done.

For science.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#482 - 2014-01-09 01:59:08 UTC
Jill Chastot wrote:
I wonder what the average attention span of a bear is and if it relates to the real world problems we all face

"Bears seem to have very short attention spans and if they are responding to a call and the sound stops, generally the bear will cease following the sound"


Real world problems like ISK/hr?

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Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#483 - 2014-01-09 02:03:26 UTC
We are doing this for future generations, so our children may live in a land free of Concord and Empires. Free of tyranny and those faceless corporations sucking isk from the honest bounty hunter.

Where a man can say NAY! This is my space and i shall defend it and myself to the fullest of my abilities!

Where strength is what characters are judged by instead of the amount of begging they throw at the feet of our overlords.

...

I'll grab my tranquilizer gun and safari hat. Pirate

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#484 - 2014-01-09 02:03:52 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Jill Chastot wrote:
I wonder what the average attention span of a bear is and if it relates to the real world problems we all face

"Bears seem to have very short attention spans and if they are responding to a call and the sound stops, generally the bear will cease following the sound"


Real world problems like ISK/hr?


Nah, real world problems like what to feed your Fedo.

It's weird.

They kinda feed like the brain bugs from Starship Troopers.

Slurp!!!! And......done.

Ugh

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#485 - 2014-01-09 02:05:43 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Jill Chastot wrote:
I wonder what the average attention span of a bear is and if it relates to the real world problems we all face

"Bears seem to have very short attention spans and if they are responding to a call and the sound stops, generally the bear will cease following the sound"


Real world problems like ISK/hr?


We don't have problems with aquirinh isk so the rate does not matter Big smile

Real problems are more like how to avoid suprise butsecks gangs <3

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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#486 - 2014-01-09 02:06:18 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Jill Chastot wrote:
I wonder what the average attention span of a bear is and if it relates to the real world problems we all face

"Bears seem to have very short attention spans and if they are responding to a call and the sound stops, generally the bear will cease following the sound"


Real world problems like ISK/hr?


Nah, real world problems like what to feed your Fedo.

It's weird.

They kinda feed like the brain bugs from Starship Troopers.

Slurp!!!! And......done.

Ugh


When I get done with a mission I drop all the loot and salvage off in a neighboring station from the mission station. That is where Fedo lives. He is my junkyard dog. I have noticed that some janitors and militants are missing...

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Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#487 - 2014-01-09 02:09:08 UTC
Did you hear about all the people just abandoning their Fedos over the christmas period?

Do people not even have a heart to spare a thought for these poor little creatures... Cry

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#488 - 2014-01-09 02:10:12 UTC  |  Edited by: KnowUsByTheDead
Jill Chastot wrote:
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Jill Chastot wrote:
I wonder what the average attention span of a bear is and if it relates to the real world problems we all face

"Bears seem to have very short attention spans and if they are responding to a call and the sound stops, generally the bear will cease following the sound"


Real world problems like ISK/hr?


We don't have problems with aquirinh isk so the rate does not matter Big smile

Real problems are more like how to avoid suprise butsecks gangs <3


Pfft. And I thought I was the only one with these problems.

Isk per hour? What's that?

I judge isk by isk per day.

Some days I make 15isk.

Some days I make 1-2bil.

But like I always say.....some days you are the Japanese schoolgirl.....and some days you are the tentacle monster.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#489 - 2014-01-09 02:14:34 UTC
Guess we all gotta give a little some time eh? Can't always be on top heh

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#490 - 2014-01-09 02:20:07 UTC
Exactly, now if we could only get the greater bear population to understand that...

We could go back to making jokes about "Stealth Afk cloaking" and "Grrr Goons...."

Rather than replying to threads about how a ship was bumped a little.

Not ganked, mind you. Bumped.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#491 - 2014-01-09 02:22:23 UTC
Actually where was the last afk stealth thread? or even drone assist thread? I don't remember seeing a single grr goons post today either.

What the hell is going on with GD today?

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Mag's
Azn Empire
#492 - 2014-01-09 02:25:16 UTC
Jill Chastot wrote:
Actually where was the last afk stealth thread? or even drone assist thread? I don't remember seeing a single grr goons post today either.

What the hell is going on with GD today?
We have a GRR BLOCKADE RUNNER thread.

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Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#493 - 2014-01-09 02:30:28 UTC
Oh true, that counts as cloaking. So i guess we're not completely borked for the day

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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#494 - 2014-01-09 02:31:29 UTC
Why do people think everything is about them?????
OP - Why would you think someone would go out of their way just to harrass you? Are you special?

From your own post it is very clear that the person you wrongly call a griefer was stalking your ship and not you.

I would even bet that had you ejected from that ship the bumping would have stopped.
Self destruct would also have stopped him bumping you within 2 minutes.

Did you try this?
Did you try any of the many in game option that guarantee you are no longer in a ship being bumped?


Seem it was all your own decision to be bumped for that hour.






Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#495 - 2014-01-09 02:38:08 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Jill Chastot wrote:
I wonder what the average attention span of a bear is and if it relates to the real world problems we all face

"Bears seem to have very short attention spans and if they are responding to a call and the sound stops, generally the bear will cease following the sound"


Real world problems like ISK/hr?

Dem hyu! Almost, the thread they derail! But hyu! Hyu and yer ISK! Bringing back to topic must you..?! Dem hyu ize! Evil
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#496 - 2014-01-09 02:46:22 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:


Dem hyu! Almost, the thread they derail! But hyu! Hyu and yer ISK! Bringing back to topic must you..?! Dem hyu ize! Evil



No worries, friend. Kimmi is good people.

Plus, with the 30 different directions Jill and I took the conversation....

This thread can be about ANYTHING now.

Because science.

ShockedBig smileCool

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#497 - 2014-01-09 02:48:46 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
This thread can be about ANYTHING now.

Because science.

ShockedBig smileCool


This thread tastes like purple.

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Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#498 - 2014-01-09 02:51:00 UTC
I don't know why people assosicate purple with grape flavour. seems wrong to me.

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#499 - 2014-01-09 02:52:39 UTC
Purple tastes like chicken, Jill.

Kimmi knows...

She educated me.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#500 - 2014-01-09 02:59:59 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Jill Chastot wrote:
I wonder what the average attention span of a bear is and if it relates to the real world problems we all face

"Bears seem to have very short attention spans and if they are responding to a call and the sound stops, generally the bear will cease following the sound"


Real world problems like ISK/hr?

Dem hyu! Almost, the thread they derail! But hyu! Hyu and yer ISK! Bringing back to topic must you..?! Dem hyu ize! Evil


It's okay brother. The bears hold no sway over you.

Also, ISK/hr.





Blink

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