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Strapping palaquin-bearer sought! Details within!
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Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#21 - 2014-01-07 20:04:35 UTC
The Skadi slippers, are they made of real skadis, or is it some faux fur? If it's the former, can you quote me a price?
Streya Jormagdnir
Alexylva Paradox
#22 - 2014-01-07 23:03:20 UTC
Anatole Madullier wrote:
I volunteer to be a tribute...?


May the odds ever be in your favor, you brave soul.

Actually, Matar is pretty awesome. There are plenty of spicy dishes to keep you warm!

I am also a human, straggling between the present world... and our future. I am a regulator, a coordinator, one who is meant to guide the way.

Destination Unreachable: the worst Wspace blog ever
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#23 - 2014-01-07 23:34:45 UTC
It would be remiss of me not to acknowledge this turn for the better.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#24 - 2014-01-08 00:17:40 UTC
Erin Savonarola wrote:
The Skadi slippers, are they made of real skadis, or is it some faux fur? If it's the former, can you quote me a price?


They are, with regret, made of artificial fur.

We here at the Ko'mak Wildlife Sanctuary are very proud of our actual research and rehabilitation work done with actual Skadis.

No skadis were harmed in the making of these slippers.

Sorry!

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#25 - 2014-01-08 00:18:35 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:
Help! Help! I'm being replaced!


I would never replace you, love.

But do you seriously expect me to walk, when I am wealthy enough to be carried?

What sort of life do you wish for me?!

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#26 - 2014-01-08 13:33:34 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:
How young are we talking? Late thirties? Early forties?


Young by Amarrian standards. I'd say physical condition near-peak, so, 50 or younger?


Mmm, tempting, dear. Unfortunately, I am under contract and cannot leave my current position. It might be nice, though. Finally being able to stop traveling, not having the needs of a few million souls coupled with a lack of administrative resources.

Honestly, being enslaved sounds like a vacation right now. I suppose we don't have our positions to get what we want, though. I'll have to be your cabana pool boy someday when my responsibilities are lighter and my work not so pressing.

Would you mind a bit of grey hair on the chest of your servant? It might be a while...

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#27 - 2014-01-08 14:05:15 UTC
Constantin Baracca wrote:
Ava Starfire wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:
How young are we talking? Late thirties? Early forties?


Young by Amarrian standards. I'd say physical condition near-peak, so, 50 or younger?


Mmm, tempting, dear. Unfortunately, I am under contract and cannot leave my current position. It might be nice, though. Finally being able to stop traveling, not having the needs of a few million souls coupled with a lack of administrative resources.

Honestly, being enslaved sounds like a vacation right now. I suppose we don't have our positions to get what we want, though. I'll have to be your cabana pool boy someday when my responsibilities are lighter and my work not so pressing.

Would you mind a bit of grey hair on the chest of your servant? It might be a while...


What sort of hypocrite would I be if I minded gray hair, having more tha...

...yes, I might mind.

Can I see a picture of said chest, um, for uh, research purposes?

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#28 - 2014-01-08 14:08:31 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Might I suggest expanding your search to include females?

-Eran


HOW did I miss such a wonderful suggestion!

Eran! Your brain is divine, do you know that? Divine!

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#29 - 2014-01-08 14:35:33 UTC
Booze or is it funny pills again? Big smile. By the way may i suggest some glitter in the oil, adding some bling to the muscles..
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#30 - 2014-01-08 14:59:40 UTC
Rana Ash wrote:
Booze or is it funny pills again? Big smile. By the way may i suggest some glitter in the oil, adding some bling to the muscles..


I love how you think!

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Ayallah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2014-01-08 16:03:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Ayallah
...?

Goddess of the IGS

As strength goes.
Samael Memitim
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2014-01-08 16:08:27 UTC
I never seem qualified for the jobs I actually want.

Shame.
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#33 - 2014-01-08 16:46:20 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Tabor Murn wrote:
Help! Help! I'm being replaced!


I would never replace you, love.

But do you seriously expect me to walk, when I am wealthy enough to be carried?

What sort of life do you wish for me?!


Shame on you, Tabor!

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#34 - 2014-01-08 17:24:31 UTC
I approve of this message and will toss a case of whiskey to the successful applicant.


Lady Anabella Rella, KCMR

Dame Commander of Konora, Patroness of Pator, Warrior of the Late-Rise Clan, TLF Talon Commander, Viewer of Action Holoreels, Bane of Blowhards, Connoisseur of Aged Spirits and Perpetual Seeker of Fine Hand-Rolled Cigars

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#35 - 2014-01-08 17:56:49 UTC
True Amarr only?! What? This is an outrage! Discrimination is what it is!

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#36 - 2014-01-08 18:08:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Ava Starfire
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
True Amarr only?! What? This is an outrage! Discrimination is what it is!


Aldy darling!

You may of course enter the running, if you wish to submit an application.

Who could say no to such touchable hair! Eager to see pics!

♥

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#37 - 2014-01-08 20:21:37 UTC
Constantin Baracca wrote:
Ava Starfire wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:
How young are we talking? Late thirties? Early forties?


Young by Amarrian standards. I'd say physical condition near-peak, so, 50 or younger?


Mmm, tempting, dear. Unfortunately, I am under contract and cannot leave my current position. It might be nice, though. Finally being able to stop traveling, not having the needs of a few million souls coupled with a lack of administrative resources.

Honestly, being enslaved sounds like a vacation right now. I suppose we don't have our positions to get what we want, though. I'll have to be your cabana pool boy someday when my responsibilities are lighter and my work not so pressing.

Would you mind a bit of grey hair on the chest of your servant? It might be a while...


Not to try and derail Ms. Starfire's search, but I've been thinking about adding a capsuleer to my collection. So, if employment with her does not work out, I would be happy to enslave you. Don't worry, chests are waxable.

Also, Ms. Starfire, might I suggest skipping the oiling part? It can make for slick hands which is not desirable when carrying a palaquin. And, if you are going to go full bore, get a full set of eight, plus three addition to act as stairs when you debark.
Jude Kopenhagen
Stormcrows
#38 - 2014-01-08 21:34:35 UTC
Really Ava, really?

I have begged, I have threatened, I have sent corp mails.

Now you come to the IGS!

Is it so hard to understand?

Civire are clearly the better option.



I am shadow, ruled by light.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#39 - 2014-01-08 21:36:58 UTC
Jude Kopenhagen wrote:
Really Ava, really?

I have begged, I have threatened, I have sent corp mails.

Now you come to the IGS!

Is it so hard to understand?

Civire are clearly the better option.





So, you're applying then?

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Jude Kopenhagen
Stormcrows
#40 - 2014-01-08 21:51:00 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Jude Kopenhagen wrote:
Really Ava, really?

I have begged, I have threatened, I have sent corp mails.

Now you come to the IGS!

Is it so hard to understand?

Civire are clearly the better option.





So, you're applying then?


Are you sure you could handle our size?

I mean, you would be lifted rather high off the ground. Not just the expected few inches.

A fall at that height could cause additional injury.

I am shadow, ruled by light.