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Looking for a Starkmanir
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Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-01-05 00:08:07 UTC
Greetings!

My most trusted and cherished servant, Heilde, is a Starkmanir woman and I have spent the last several years trying to find a suitable mate for her. This is not as easy task as one might think.
Which bring me to my alternative approach. Any Imperial capsuleer that captures a Starkmanir male in an official capacity (as a member of the militia) ought to contact me. I am sure that an accommodation can be worked out.
Additionally, should a male Starkmanir living in the Republic wish to return to the Empire, they would be more than welcome in my service. In addition to living in my manor and enjoying all the luxuries thereof, they will receive the same medical implant suite that I have. Even when implanted on an adult, they put the life expectancy to over two centuries. I will happily discuss the more intricate details with serious inquirers.

Requirements:
Sex: Male
Age: 26-40
No less than 85% pure blood (to be verified by genetic testing)
Free of KGC12 and JRB07 defects (to be verified by genetic testing)
Potency

God bless,
-The Contessa di le Solfete
Kucial Ghavera
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-01-05 03:04:28 UTC
If you get tired of seeking what you desire through "official" capacities, feel free to contact me.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#3 - 2014-01-05 06:03:33 UTC
Want to help New Eden a better place? Find her a guy who isn't Stakmanir, remind her that to truly be Amarrian is matter of Faith, not bloodlines, and leave all that Minmatar racial-purity eugenics crap to the Republic since they seem to like it so much.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Zenito
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#4 - 2014-01-05 09:32:19 UTC
I often wonder whether it was worth all the Thukker lives spent to liberate those miserable shoe-gazers.
At least you've managed to find some use for one.

You'd do well to take up Ghavera's offer.

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Clan Chieftain

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Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2014-01-05 10:22:36 UTC
Uh... why is Starkmanir blood so important if I may ask ? I find the request a bit strange.

Please do not take my question as anything else than pure curiosity...
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#6 - 2014-01-05 11:11:00 UTC
Good luck getting your servant knocked up. I guess.

Zenito wrote:
... miserable shoe-gazers.

I giggled.

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Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#7 - 2014-01-05 20:00:56 UTC
I'm just wondering.

Is house Savonarola an Imperial or Kingdom based house? As far as I can tell they are Imperials.

It's just I seem to recall an extermination edict against the tribe. dating back to the glassing of their homeworld Presumably that has been rescinded?

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#8 - 2014-01-05 20:17:02 UTC
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:
I'm just wondering.

Is house Savonarola an Imperial or Kingdom based house? As far as I can tell they are Imperials.

It's just I seem to recall an extermination edict against the tribe. dating back to the glassing of their homeworld Presumably that has been rescinded?


Oh, no, Starkmanir slaves are considered quite the collector's item, amongst a certain segment of Imperial Holdery.

Generally, they are considered so precious that they aren't put to hard labour, instead being decorative and such, for the greater glory of their Holder, naturally.

Possibly not a greatest idea to mention having any such collection to any of the Ardishapur Family or their vassals. They might take a dim view of things.

As usual, this is proof of the Unrighteousness of the Theology Council.

Down with This sort of thing.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#9 - 2014-01-05 20:29:19 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Down with This sort of thing.


Down with this sort of thing!

Are Starkmanir really the Latest Greatest? Pity. You can't trust one around an olive skewer, if you know what I mean. Nudge nudge wink wink.
Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-01-05 21:14:14 UTC
The heretic is correct. Starkmainir are a rarity, though not as rare as former nobility. Having a Starkmanir family would greatly improve my collection, in addition to being quite profitable.
Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#11 - 2014-01-05 22:10:25 UTC
Collecting people?
How quaint.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#12 - 2014-01-06 17:55:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Lady Melisande Galena
Should you wish, I have a number of contacts that may be able to acquire this particular person for you. If you want to contact me, the best method would be by mail.

Kind regards,

Lady Galena
Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-01-06 21:55:14 UTC
I believe that some of you fail to understand a few things. When selling a slave of such rarity the pedigree matters. The documentation is extremely important. With Heilge I have documentation on all of her family going back to Starkmanir Prime (where the records were unfortunately lost) and a certain Starkmanir man recaptured in the rebellion. In a few decades or so, God willing, when I look to sell the progeny, the pedigree of the father is going to be extremely important. How he was acquired, where, etc and so on is going to be a huge factor in the selling price. I am not inclined to breaking Imperial laws on slaving, but in this case doing so would not only be wrong but stupid.
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2014-01-07 20:05:26 UTC
I would not wish to be her.
Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-01-07 20:21:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Erin Savonarola
I sense a teaching moment. Why not, Ms. Farel?
Addendum:
Obviously you are a capsuleer and would not wish to give that up to be a slave, but there seems to be an additional reason beyond that.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#16 - 2014-01-08 10:37:48 UTC
I had a Starkmanir girl for a while, but I sold her. I'm afraid I'm more of a pragmatist than a collector.

I'm sure Mr. Ghavera will be able to kindly help you out in acquiring someone though.
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Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2014-01-08 20:13:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyn Farel
Erin Savonarola wrote:
I sense a teaching moment. Why not, Ms. Farel?
Addendum:
Obviously you are a capsuleer and would not wish to give that up to be a slave, but there seems to be an additional reason beyond that.


Would I be a slave, I am not really sure if I would appreciate to be treated like a pet animal with pedigrees for intercourse eugenics... I understand that lady Phanca might have considered her pet furrier of the highest pedigree and more worthy that most people, but...

Please forgive me if that sounds silly...
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#18 - 2014-01-08 22:03:55 UTC
Erin Savonarola wrote:
In a few decades or so, God willing, when I look to sell the progeny, the pedigree of the father is going to be extremely important.


I'm surprised that you managed to find a Skarmanir that wasn't already 9th generation, or even 8th generation. Or are you admitting to being a Refusard?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#19 - 2014-01-09 00:12:55 UTC
Lyn Farel wrote:
Erin Savonarola wrote:
I sense a teaching moment. Why not, Ms. Farel?
Addendum:
Obviously you are a capsuleer and would not wish to give that up to be a slave, but there seems to be an additional reason beyond that.


Would I be a slave, I am not really sure if I would appreciate to be treated like a pet animal with pedigrees for intercourse eugenics... I understand that lady Phanca might have considered her pet furrier of the highest pedigree and more worthy that most people, but...

Please forgive me if that sounds silly...



Well, it is a little silly. Upper nobility go through much the same. When it came time to have my first child, the pedigree of the father, family holdings, etc., were all considered.
I'm not sure that Heilge would agree with your characterization of her as a pet. I certainly do not. I'm simply trying to ensure that she and her children have the best life available to them. The way I do that is to make sure said children are pure blood, the same way that I would make sure my children are pure True Amarr.

Ms. Luftschreck, I'll let you read up, do some math and then answer your own question.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#20 - 2014-01-09 02:17:35 UTC
"Captured during the rebellion" ... hmm let's see, that started 135 years ago. So we're looking at least six or seven generations, and that's assuming an average of 20 when they had kids. Since you're talking about a "pedigree line" that was probably made to have kids even earier, then yes your little "pet" could easily be 8th generation and their kids 9th.

Also ... I'm surprised that anyone outside of the Ammatar Mandate would have any Starkmanir on their staff. And because of that I'm also pretty sure that whoever their original holder was they'd want them back.

And also considering that the Starkmanir were one of the 1st tribes conquered, and we're talking over 400 years ago here, the question of their generation really comes into question.

Simply put, finding a Stakmanir slave in the Republic or Mandate is pretty long odds, unless they committed some sort of crime that got them thrown back into the slave pool.

Not to mention the Empire's official policy toward the Stakmanir was, last I checked, still ... a bit negative.

So yes, my question still stands. How the heck did you manage to find a legally owned Starkmanir inside the Empire?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
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