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Interactive Forum game ".....i don't have a name yet" beta
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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-01-02 19:49:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
Hi capsuleer IGS

i come here to bring you my interactive adventure, i wrote a script of a bunch of choices and reactions n' ****

so we got dragons
explosions
machine guns
Badass slow motion scenes
slow motion in general
Tibus Heth
More explosions
Fast motion scenes
Romance
Pain killers
creepy guys

And More

So lets start this game...remember this is a beta...if your gonna hate then please step aside so the next person next to you can motivate


"You find yourself and 4 others waking up in some kind of ****** cabin in the woods, you don't recall what brought you to this very place...maybe roofies? who knows....So you look around the cabin, just a blank room, you know? Now you don't know what planet you are on so you and the other 4 decide to step out of the cabin and view your surroundings'

' you and the other 4 step outside onto a overlook, that is overlooking a forest which is is very whimsical and and fruity with ******* rainbows n'****..you also see some castle in the distance ..your clearly not on just any planet and if you were then you must be tripping mad balls right now...lay off the boosters bro"

"Your small group venture deeper into the forest (and don't worry because i won't make a sexual joke here) until you all come across a glowing pond of delicous looking water"

Your choices are[u/]
>Dri- HEY the game hasent ******* started yet choice system..let me finish...

Ahem

"So just as your done asking yourself "where the **** am i?" a fairy araises from the pond and flys around each one of your's personal space, mostly liking examining you. The fairy then stops and hovers ove the pond once again and then says in a annoying ass high pitch voice "Welcome to Ghastu outsiders!'" your group then realizes your not in New eden anymore, your in some ****** up fantasy realm with pixies and **** "You outsiders most be confused on why you are here" the fairy says "But our master has demanded that we retrieve you becuase you are our chosen heros that will save us from the Dark King! (yeah the antagonist is named Dark king, don't judge)' just as the fairy says the Dark King's name thingy, the ground shakes like its a earth quack but then soon stops, The fairy then tells you not to say his name otherwise earthquakes happen'

the fairy then gets donw to brast tacks

The fairy offers you all 1 profession to help you survive in this world as well as one weapon of your choice






Choice system? game started.....


[u]Make your character

> What race are you/
> What bloodline are you?
>Whats your name?
>Boy or girl?

>Pick one of the following classes

-Warrior
-Wizard
-Priest
-Dance instructor
-Rogue
-That guy
-Friendly neighborhood arms dealer
-Goon
-Paladin
-Lumberjack
-And Druid

>Pick one rfrom the following weapons

-Sword
-Staff
-Bow and arrow (if you are a wizard, please pick this, i never seen a bow wielding wizard before
-Heavy machine gun
-Choice
-Dagger
-Cub
-Dance club (Dance instructor only)
-Spear
-A capital ship (of your choosing)
-Lasers



((due to beta, only 5 people may play so first 5 people to post their character's info get to proceed)
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#2 - 2014-01-02 20:56:47 UTC
I am the master race
Of a pure bloodline
My name is Beatrice
And I am a woman

I am a warrior priest dance instructor
Who uses disco balls from the dance floor to smite subhumans


Ohhh Im so excited for this!

-Eran
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2014-01-03 00:05:22 UTC
Make your character

> What race are you/ Fedos
> What bloodline are you? Fedos
>Whats your name? Samuel J. Lacson
>Boy or girl? Both
-Lumberjack
-Heavy machine gun

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#4 - 2014-01-03 21:48:01 UTC
Hmm...this looks somewhat amusing...

Race: Caldari
Bloodline: Civire
Name: Neko
Gender: Female
Class: Paladin
Weapon: Lasers

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#5 - 2014-01-04 03:41:21 UTC
Race: Human
Bloodline: Deteis
Name: Sansha Kuvakei
Boy or girl: Girl
Class: That guy
Weapon: Choice

Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation

Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
Anslo
Scope Works
#6 - 2014-01-04 05:54:54 UTC
Race: Gallente
Bloodline: Gallente
Name: Seht
Gender: Male
Class: That guy
Weapon: Dance club

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-01-04 14:35:34 UTC
Our players have entered this game

Eran Mintor as Beatrice

Claudia Osyn as Samuel J. Lacson

Steffanie Saissore as Neko

Che Biko as Sansha Kuvakei

Anslo as Seht

The game will begin shortly so stay tuned
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-01-04 23:17:15 UTC
The mystical fairy grants the heroes their power and weapons

The fairy then says"you must go see the king at castle Huglumbarghsugh (Hug-loom-barge-sung) as he will tell you the details about your epic quest to defeat the dark king" Ground shakes

"Follow the road here and you should make it to the castle in no time...but be careful as the Forrest is full of Wolfz n' **** so uh...yeah be careful"


The fairy then vanishes and the Adventures get acquainted with one another before heading out on their journey


ok this is a beta so sorry but the long ass dialogue system i had planned has not been added yet so please don't cry little one....this game is going to have 20 days of dialogue so yeah....Buy this game when it comes out dammit i need your ISK


Ok moving on


the adventurers make their way down the path keeping their eyes open for danger so they can recklessly throw themselves at it in hopes of getting stronger becuase there is in fact a XP system in this game....so fight ****

Just as they make their way to a split road they make contact with some dirty ass looking motherfucking bandits, about 5 of them approach the party, the leader of the group then says

"Oi, What ye' funny looking fooks doing out her' in dis her' Forrest ..Don't ye' know that its fool of bandits? the 4 behind the leader ready their weapons...the guy on the left has some strange stares...the stare that says "i am going to brutally **** your ass" kinda stare so uh...watch him

"Now hand over ye' damn money and shiny weapons and dance clubs you fooks! before we gut you and e buddy Simly plug ye' bum!" Ok so he IS a ass rapist



Make your choice!

Player Beatrice, here are your choices

-Start a Rave!
-stab the bastard leader and get jiggy with it
-cry in the corner ov- wait do forests have corners?
-eat a sandwich like a boss


Player Samuel J. Lacson, here are your choices

-Crawl around in a circle because you are a useless fedo
-Be super adorable because you are a fedo
-EAT THEM because you are a fedo
-Just shoot them with your HMG because you are a fedo


Player neko, here are your choices

- PEW PEW
-Think about how your life went wrong
-Punch the guy to the right
-Give them the money and weapons

Player Sansha Kuvakei, here are your choices

-***** slap the guy to the left
-***** slap the guy to the right
-***** slap the guy in the middle
-***** slap the guy behind you - PLOT TWIST, BANDIT BEHIND YOU ALSO


Player Seht, here are your choices

-"See you later *******!" leave your party behind because they suck and head to the castle
-Use your dance cl- WAIT only the dance instructor can have the dance club...one sec







sorry had to find the script.........ok......ok.....Ok fine we can make this work...use the dance club to blast dupbsteo into his ear canal's of the guy on the left


-

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-01-04 23:18:34 UTC
Sorry post was to long


last choices were

-Do something awesome
-{SECRET}

once the players have made their choices we will continue folks
Anslo
Scope Works
#10 - 2014-01-04 23:35:15 UTC
I do something awesome.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#11 - 2014-01-05 00:28:05 UTC
Eat them.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#12 - 2014-01-05 02:48:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
What the ****?!? I thought I was the only one with the "choice" weapon?!?...I should have picked dance club...Evil

- ***** slap the guy behind me

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Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#13 - 2014-01-05 02:58:06 UTC
Stab the bastard leader and get jiggy with it to the tunes of Midna Lyre.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-01-05 10:03:49 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
What the ****?!? I thought I was the only one with the "choice" weapon?!?...I should have picked dance club...Evil

- ***** slap the guy behind me


Whats your problem? your weapon gave you the power of choice! you got to choose exactly you wanted to ***** slap


Sounds like you got some choice my friend
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#15 - 2014-01-05 14:49:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
Yeah but... everyone else has choices too, so now picking "choice" as a weapon seems like a poor choice, especially considering the other ones have more variety in their choices, while all I can basically choose to do is ***** slap a guy.

Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation

Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-01-05 15:42:37 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
Yeah but... everyone else has choices too, so now picking "choice" as a weapon seems like a poor choice, especially considering the other ones have more variety in their choices, while all I can basically choose to do is ***** slap a guy.



Fine,


il let you reroll just this once


after this though, no more complaining about your choices
Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#17 - 2014-01-05 18:16:12 UTC
Option the first: PEW PEW

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2014-01-06 15:12:53 UTC
game froze :(

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#19 - 2014-01-06 15:32:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
Oh, no re-roll required. It fits my character in a weird pseudo-philosophical way. But seeing as this is a beta I figured I would mention it as feedback. I'm also actually curious to find out what benefit the weapon of choice will give to a character, seeing that it's not choice. This might have been your intention...maybe not...time will tell, but until that becomes apparent, a lot of people would likely restart the game after they think it's a "weapon" any char has by default.

Also, I was under the understanding that a game enters beta because you want player feedback, among other things. But if you call said feedback "complaining about choices" then I'll keep my comments to myself from now on.

Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation

Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-01-06 17:23:23 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
game froze :(

it did not freze, was waiting on Che here to re roll...
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