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Kung Fury, or how to run out of whats and f***s for your WTFs
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1 - 2013-12-29 15:40:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
An action comedy film with Kung Fu, Adolf H., time travels, vikings with machineguns, Thor, dinosaurs and... oh, just watch the trailer.

And they're actually kickstarting it.

WTF. Shocked

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Alice Saki
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Cynosural Field Theory.
#2 - 2013-12-29 15:45:39 UTC
o.O

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Kesukka
#3 - 2013-12-29 15:48:43 UTC
Really?

WTF?

And the sad part is I'm sure it will get enough money to get funded.

Grrr.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#4 - 2013-12-29 16:06:25 UTC
Even the 80s nostalgia is lost on me. Ugh.

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Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-12-29 18:16:04 UTC
Amazing and totally fabulous! Shocked

No, seriously, WTF. Shocked

(I totally liked the viking babe...)
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#6 - 2013-12-29 18:27:48 UTC
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#7 - 2013-12-29 20:15:48 UTC
I ... must ... resist ... not giving more ... than .... 100$ ... ARGHHHH ....

I WANT THIS MOVIE MADEEEEEEE!!!!

OMG YES!!!!

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#8 - 2013-12-29 20:20:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Brujo Loco wrote:
I ... must ... resist ... not giving more ... than .... 100$ ... ARGHHHH ....

I WANT THIS MOVIE MADEEEEEEE!!!!

OMG YES!!!!


Admit it, it's not the viking babe, but the oversized Thor...

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#9 - 2013-12-29 22:10:48 UTC
Oh my God... it already has surpassed its crowdfunding goal... Shocked

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kungfury/kung-fury

26 days left... 8,815 backers... $325,775 pledged of $200,000 goal.

And someone has already paid 10,000 $ to play a role as Kung Fury's ex partner.

This is a crazy world... Ugh

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Kesukka
#10 - 2013-12-29 23:41:50 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Oh my God... it already has surpassed its crowdfunding goal... Shocked

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kungfury/kung-fury

26 days left... 8,815 backers... $325,775 pledged of $200,000 goal.

And someone has already paid 10,000 $ to play a role as Kung Fury's ex partner.

This is a crazy world... Ugh



Haha, Told you so.

Thought it might take a bit longer but I guess stupid **** like this sells well.

Grrr.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2013-12-29 23:57:55 UTC
I...u......errrr.....um....huh......


Im sorry, but this movie had me at a 80's bad cop hacking time with a Nintendo Power Glove to defeat Kung Fu master Adolf Hitler with training by Thor 1400 years in the past and also with backup from a large chested uzi-wielding Viking chick, all while looking strangely like Ryu from Street Fighter and surfing a Lamborghini.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#12 - 2013-12-30 09:06:10 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I...u......errrr.....um....huh......


Im sorry, but this movie had me at a 80's bad cop hacking time with a Nintendo Power Glove to defeat Kung Fu master Adolf ****** with training by Thor 1400 years in the past and also with backup from a large chested uzi-wielding Viking chick, all while looking strangely like Ryu from Street Fighter and surfing a Lamborghini.


Still a more believable plot than A Good Day to Die Hard was.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-12-30 09:46:14 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I...u......errrr.....um....huh......


Im sorry, but this movie had me at a 80's bad cop hacking time with a Nintendo Power Glove to defeat Kung Fu master Adolf ****** with training by Thor 1400 years in the past and also with backup from a large chested uzi-wielding Viking chick, all while looking strangely like Ryu from Street Fighter and surfing a Lamborghini.



Yup, and I bet the special effects, music and jokes will even be better than 95% of the real 80's films ever had.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#14 - 2014-01-02 13:07:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Slade Trillgon
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:


This is a crazy world... Ugh


And we thought we were still struggling to get out of a world wide economic crisis Lol


EDIT: It must be nice to have a budget line that you want to meet so as to get your project funded and then getting that line almost doubled that quickly Shocked
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#15 - 2014-01-04 15:44:59 UTC
I love it. Looking forward to the release.

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jyppy
Blue Republic
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#16 - 2014-01-04 20:57:40 UTC
As soon as you mention an action comedy and martial arts, I think about the awesome Kung Fu Hustle.

If it's half as good, I might give it a look.

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Claudia Osyn
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Wild Geese.
#17 - 2014-01-05 05:41:18 UTC
And yet we can't fund manned space exploration. -_-

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#18 - 2014-01-05 21:09:54 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
An action comedy film with Kung Fu, Adolf H., time travels, vikings with machineguns, Thor, dinosaurs and... oh, just watch the trailer.

And they're actually kickstarting it.

WTF. Shocked

Are there bewbs..? A movie like that MUST have bewbs!
I'd watch it. At a drive in. With a tub of heavily-buttered popcorn, a bottle of Boone's Hill strawberry wine, and a sleazy cheer leader...

Oh, wait - flashing back to the 80's!
:D

jyppy wrote:
As soon as you mention an action comedy and martial arts, I think about the awesome Kung Fu Hustle.

If it's half as good, I might give it a look.
Nothing can be half as awesome as Kung Fu Hustle. Cool

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#19 - 2014-01-06 17:52:58 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I...u......errrr.....um....huh......


Im sorry, but this movie had me at a 80's bad cop hacking time with a Nintendo Power Glove to defeat Kung Fu master Adolf ****** with training by Thor 1400 years in the past and also with backup from a large chested uzi-wielding Viking chick, all while looking strangely like Ryu from Street Fighter and surfing a Lamborghini.


I know, right?

Cannot wait to see this!

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