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MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#1 - 2013-12-27 09:51:58 UTC
All these people live in a Universe at war and pray to a war loving God. Then there's the WORD, its scripture. The word is DO NOT LOG OFF IN SPACE it carry's a vulnerability penalty. An hour before the end of each cycle God himself makes a personal appearance every 15 minutes to his people to make sure the WORD is not forgotten. Lots of people ignore the word and get destroyed, how many? God only knows. These people pray to God but God shakes his head in amusement.

Then Goliath Alliance attacks David's Alliance. David being aware of the WORD develops guerrilla tactics and destroys of all things a Titan and gives Goliath a bloody nose.

Goliath prays to God.

Down comes another commandment

Why?
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-12-27 09:53:25 UTC
This should be entertaining.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
flakeys
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-12-27 09:54:52 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
This should be entertaining.



But ..... will it live up to it's potential ?



Only time will tell .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#4 - 2013-12-27 10:04:26 UTC
I don't believe in God.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#5 - 2013-12-27 10:05:46 UTC
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?
Thatt Guy
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-12-27 10:16:54 UTC
Does your flying spaghetti monster have meatballs?
Lol

Haters gonna hate, Trolls gonna troll.
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#7 - 2013-12-27 10:19:59 UTC
Darwin will be spinning in his grave. If you can't understand metaphor there's an interesting quote about ignorance and stupidity in the posts.
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-12-27 10:45:30 UTC
Lemme Guess.....


Logoffski titan stuck in a 15 min window and because of the new commandment your facepalming?.

And yes it isnt god, its actually CCP. God is just a figment of your brain trying to make a post look more stupid than it is.

Big smile

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#9 - 2013-12-27 10:47:36 UTC
The question was why? Refer to ignorance quote.
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-12-27 10:50:58 UTC
Why is there a 15 minute timer?.

New rule for pew pew. Been here for ages tbh.

Or why did they log off whilst in a titan with agression...... Erm we can look at this ten fold

DC.
Has the trotts and needed the loo.
Mom turned his pc off cos the second screen had porn on it.
etc etc
usually the main one is that hes an idiot Shocked

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#11 - 2013-12-27 10:51:21 UTC
If your not too clear on why. Why is Goliath's Titan more important than anybody's else's ship within the same mechanics we are all aware of and get hammered into us everyday?
GazBoi08
x13
Pandemic Horde
#12 - 2013-12-27 11:03:27 UTC
i log my carriers off with aggression erryday i give 0 fucks
Amber Kurvora
#13 - 2013-12-27 11:17:57 UTC
MYKILL wrote:
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?



My invisible, non-existent deity can beat your invisible, non-existent deity.

Major Thommas
Stellar and Orbital Strategic Services
#14 - 2013-12-27 11:24:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Major Thommas
Please , god make the stupid posts stop.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-12-27 11:29:33 UTC
MYKILL wrote:
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?


So what happens when two football teams go up against each other, and both have this 'God' of yours 'on their side'? Who wins?

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#16 - 2013-12-27 11:32:39 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
MYKILL wrote:
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?


So what happens when two football teams go up against each other, and both have this 'God' of yours 'on their side'? Who wins?


The one with god on their side.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-12-27 11:39:24 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
MYKILL wrote:
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?


So what happens when two football teams go up against each other, and both have this 'God' of yours 'on their side'? Who wins?


The one with god on their side.


God dammit I'm confused!

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Josef Djugashvilis
#18 - 2013-12-27 11:53:02 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
This should be entertaining.


When the OP sobers up, he will probably delete his post and promise not to drink and post again.

This is not a signature.
Bael Malefic
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-12-27 12:29:28 UTC
Thatt Guy wrote:
Does your flying spaghetti monster have meatballs?
Lol


Heresy!

Everyone knows it's a Flying Linguine Monster.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#20 - 2013-12-27 12:59:01 UTC
Is this another attempt to recolour a mechanics and high-spec Alliance warfare thread into something anyone might find interesting?

Because its not working.

Also, -25 for blasphemously misusing The Word

ALL HAIL TERRY CHRISTIAN AND DANI BEHR

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Word_(TV_series)

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
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