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Jove Death

Garoun Investment Bank

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 559

#1 - 2013-12-24 18:52:46 UTC

I hope all of you

Have a fuckin great christmas and get pissed, rip people off, infiltrate corps and well be dam right glorious in C&P

Fly safe and as the pogues say

You´re a bum you´re a punk
You´re an old **** on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy ******
Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.

Fly god awfully wreckless and a fuckin happy new year.

PS BEER DOES WORK woohooo! Big smile

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.

Abiding Ormolus 357
Starbuck05 Abiding Ormolus Likes received: 357	#2 - 2013-12-24 20:57:02 UTC 2 Beer? You seem to be on crack sir Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !

Doomheim 1
Perfect Phobia Doomheim Likes received: 1	#3 - 2013-12-24 21:02:17 UTC 1 +1

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Erin Davis Alternate Intention Likes received: 92	#4 - 2013-12-24 21:59:25 UTC 8 You better hold point You better not die You better have Scorps I'm telling you why TunDraGon is coming to town! We know where you are camping We know who is your bait We know who has been bad or good So be BAD for goodness sake! Oh.... You better train Blops You better have Dreads You better watch local or you will be dead TunDraGon is coming To TOWWWWWWWN!!!!

Daemon Ceed

Ice Fire Warriors

Likes received: 412

#5 - 2013-12-25 14:46:51 UTC

Erin Davis wrote:

You better hold point
You better not die
You better have Scorps
I'm telling you why
TunDraGon is coming to town!

We know where you are camping
We know who is your bait
We know who has been bad or good
So be BAD for goodness sake!

Oh....

You better train Blops
You better have Dreads
You better watch local or you will be dead
TunDraGon is coming
To TOWWWWWWWN!!!!

[Applauds]

Merry Christmas you scurvy bastards!

Mike Adoulin

Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club

Likes received: 2,381

#6 - 2013-12-25 19:12:40 UTC

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Fedo

Had a very shiny......wait.

I don't think fedo's have noses...so what the hell is that red OMFGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.