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[PONZI] Awkward Honesty #3 @ 9,3% Finished! check your wallet!

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Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-12-20 22:43:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Exiled Sanchez
Hi again, Time for round 3!

Awkward Honesty, A serious attempt at running a legitimate and transparent Ponzi scam.


Previous offerings:

Round 1
Round 2
After 2 valid rounds with high fives all round, I am feeling optimistic about the coming round. for the first timers out there, read the following. for the rest of you all, you know the drill.


Once again, I will accept investments at a higher return percentage than what you can expect elsewhere, with no real source of profit other than the investments themselves. for this round I will introduce varying rates, more on that below.

there is no collateral and you can not trust me. it is this simple. however, logically my aim is to walk away with as much isk as possible. so obviously, I am still grinding reputation for the coming few rounds, until I feel the pool of isk is big enough for me to point and laugh. until that time, you will see worthy returns. better yet, as long as I have the feeling that there is room for growth in the isk pool, I will keep on running the rounds. this means that I could very well run these rounds beyond the hundreds of bilions, as long as I know I can repay the percentages and as long as I know I will have returning customers and new investors.


But you already admitted that this is a scam... !? how the flying F!@# do you expect me to invest in this!?

90% of the offerings you see at MD are coverup scams with very thin stories, just insulting your intelligence. even worse, most of these are not thinking big enough. running off with a mere 500 mil at a time, destroying their reputation even before it was anything to build on to begin with... its all just one big waste of effort. lastly, there is no fun in it. at the very least, if you are going to try and scam someone, at least make it something more worthy of your time than acting like a crackjunk late for his score. we got plenty of those, its called jita local and we can keep it there.

I am offering full transparency about my intentions. I will even explain the psychology behind my offering, from there on you have all the tools you need to see how far you are willing to go. I am not in it for the small cash, I want the big stuff. until that time, I will hand out returns. find proof in the linked first round (or next run, you will find it in this thread). I want to become a volatile commodity, a healthy investment for as long as you and I both believe we can profit off this. I have the isk to keep this up until deep in the multi-bilions, so in a way I am investing in you, while you are investing in me.

This is round 3. still going strong, I have a feeling we have only just begun. this is Awkward Honesty.


what's in it for you:

Arrow a 9.3% return on your investment.
Arrow a 10.1% return on your investment for returning customers.
Arrow a 12,2% return on the highest contributor of the round, from hereon dubbed the Most Valuable Investor (MVI)

the terms:
Arrow minimum investment size is 50 mil.
Arrow round will go until friday, December 27th. payouts will happen within 24 hrs after that.
Arrow round will start sunday 22nd, 23:59 eve time.
Arrow no max pool size.

If you are interested, contact me per mail or post in this thread with your desired amount. upon confirmation, send your isk to me with description AWHO#03.


AttentionNEWAttention
in an effort to create stability and longevity for the lot of us, may I present to you
AttentionThe Early Bird ProgramAttention


What it is:

From now on, I will be allowing people to reserve a spot on the next AWHO round at 11,4%. I am introducing this for very obvious reasons, namely to feed the payouts of the previous round. because of the perpetual nature of a ponzi, it will become harder and harder over time to payout the investments. the early bird program will stall this process and will make sure the ponzi will live longer and eventually grow bigger.

So what if my early bird investment turns out to be MVI?
obviously, this would be awesome. for that reason, early bird MVI's will see their return percentage upgraded to a full 13.7% return! that's right, 13.7 %! how awesome is that!

How to apply:
Post in this thread or mail me your desire to become an early bird. also, include how much you would like to invest. upon confirmation from my hand, wire the isk to my account with ticker AWHO#04EB (at the latest on thursday). once received, I shall update your EB status on the forums. easy does it! Cool

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me.

All the best,

Sanchez.

DISCLAIMER

This is, ultimately, a fraudulent scheme. therefor, there is a risk of losing everything you invest. be smart about what you invest with me, don't invest what you cant afford to lose.
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-12-20 22:44:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Exiled Sanchez
List of investors:

The Greenmachine Greenmachine - 250mil EB
Anonymous - 150 mil EB
Drago Nace - 100 mil - isk received RC
Quinn Cooke - 800 mil - isk received AttentionMVIAttention
Billy Hix - 50 mil - isk received
Anonymous - 150 mil - isk received

Early Birds

Drago Nace - 100 mil - isk received
Drago Nace
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-12-21 03:01:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Drago Nace
I was the Anon. investor of 200 mil. isk for AWHO#02

I will keep the 200 mil. in the "pot" so to speak, only skimming off the interest (thank-you by the way). Very nice to keep your word with the requested secrecy... but now I realize that makes it pretty hard to confirm receipt of payment unless I do it on an alt. So, I will dispense with the anonymous part on my end.

100 mil. will be sent over for AWHO#03 (at 10.1% for returning customer).
100 mil. will be sent over for AWHO#04EB (at 11.4% for Early Bird for Round 4).

This will most likely end as a scam (as Exiled Sanchez has stated from the beginning) so only risk what you can afford to lose. That being said... it is very nice returns while it lasts.
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-12-21 11:38:40 UTC
Splendid! glad to have you back.
I see the blinkies in my wallet, so you're good to go.
Quinn Cooke
Usque Ad Mortem
#5 - 2013-12-22 13:07:41 UTC
Mail sent to you!

doesnt play well with others

Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-12-22 13:37:53 UTC
Quinn Cooke wrote:
Mail sent to you!


You rock!
put you on the list, will confirm once received.
Quinn Cooke
Usque Ad Mortem
#7 - 2013-12-22 17:02:19 UTC
Exiled Sanchez wrote:
Quinn Cooke wrote:
Mail sent to you!


You rock!
put you on the list, will confirm once received.


Arrow800M isk sent.

doesnt play well with others

Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-12-23 14:29:53 UTC
And we're off!
This round is clearly a bit smaller than the previous one, however we are still well above our starting point of the first round. somewhere it kind of feels like the knuckle game, retract too soon and you lose, retract too late and you lose. but if you're just in time, its pure profit...!
once again, this round will not collapse. the pool is too small for that.
Early birds, come out and play!
Electrique Wizard
Mutually Lucrative Business Proposals
#9 - 2013-12-23 14:36:55 UTC
Please stop using the PONZI alliance ticker to push your scheme while not being in the Alliance.

( see http://evewho.com/alli/Market+and+Contract+PVP )

I am the Zodiac, I am the stars, You are the sorceress, my priestess of Mars, Queen of the night, swathed in satin black, Your ivory flesh upon my torture rack.

Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-12-23 14:47:00 UTC
Electrique Wizard wrote:
Please stop using the PONZI alliance ticker to push your scheme while not being in the Alliance.

( see http://evewho.com/alli/Market+and+Contract+PVP )


ROFL

sue me Pirate
Billy Hix
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#11 - 2013-12-23 14:54:05 UTC
Hey,

Can I take 50m?
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-12-23 18:00:13 UTC
Billy Hix wrote:
Hey,

Can I take 50m?


usually not, but given the small size of this round you are more than welcome to jump in. as long as you join before the end of today (23.59 eve time)

Glad to have you on board! Blink
Billy Hix
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2013-12-23 21:11:31 UTC
isk sent.

I have very little hope of seeing it again. My bet is on you calling it 3rd time lucky and bolting for the door :-)
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-12-23 21:25:38 UTC
Billy Hix wrote:
isk sent.

I have very little hope of seeing it again. My bet is on you calling it 3rd time lucky and bolting for the door :-)


only time will tell Twisted
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-12-25 01:50:34 UTC
Merry X-mas everybody!

My gift to you all is an extra percent for the early birds, both the ones currently active and the one queued up for the next one. Want in on the action? contact me today to reserve your spot! offer lasts until the end of the current round.

all the best,
Sanchez
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-12-27 17:16:07 UTC
Time to check your wallets!

All investments have been repaid.
stay tuned for the new year's special!
Quinn Cooke
Usque Ad Mortem
#17 - 2013-12-28 00:40:01 UTC
ArrowIsk received! Once again!

doesnt play well with others

LuNaRiAn SeRpEnT
Frontier Acquisitions
#18 - 2013-12-28 00:47:58 UTC
Exiled Sanchez wrote:
Time to check your wallets!

All investments have been repaid.
stay tuned for the new year's special!



When is round 4?
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-12-28 00:54:12 UTC
round 4 is up! check the forums :)
Billy Hix
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#20 - 2013-12-28 22:29:20 UTC
isk received with thanks.

Good luck with your scam. I hope your final payout is a good one. this is pretty interesting to watch unfold.

I can't help but wonder, when you finally cash out even after telling people its a scam, will there be tears?