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SAVE The Drones! =[◕ ◡ ◕]=
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Valshana
Drone Liberation Front
#1 - 2013-12-22 01:13:02 UTC
Every day Thousands of wee little Drones are subjected to cruel and unusual punishment at the hands of their Demented owners!
Forced labor through mining, crampt living conditions in ridiculously small drone bays, abandoned by their cowardly owners in roid belts while fleeing for their own miserable lives, and even Brutal physical abuse through combat!
Contribute now to the Free The Drones foundation and do your part to help end the tyranny!
For every donation you make, you will be gifted with a Rescued Drone that has been freed from the slavery of its previous tyrannical owner (may the infidel rest in pieces)! ^.^

DISCLAIMER:
ValSpams Inc is not responsible for the physical or programmed stat of drone received by donators, or any actions sed drones commit against donators following receipt of drones.
Drones should not be used if player is gallante, minmatar, CCP rep, crazed midget pornstar, or Chribba.
Offer void in Jita/Rens/Jovian systems.
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-12-22 01:14:00 UTC
Drone assist

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Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#3 - 2013-12-22 01:21:42 UTC
Looks like rogue drones are reprogramming pods. Capsuleers beware!

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Valshana
Drone Liberation Front
#4 - 2013-12-22 01:24:09 UTC
Nuuuu!!! Not muh Pod!! Shocked
(invests in point defense weapon system)
Tore Vest
#5 - 2013-12-22 01:24:10 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Looks like rogue drones are reprogramming pods. Capsuleers beware!


watch out for rouge pods !!

No troll.
Valshana
Drone Liberation Front
#6 - 2013-12-22 15:48:23 UTC
Tore Vest wrote:
Gogela wrote:
Looks like rogue drones are reprogramming pods. Capsuleers beware!


watch out for rouge pods !!


(imagines a bunch of drones with Rouge colored make-up on them...) o.O

I think you meant "Rogue"? :P
Skeln Thargensen
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-12-22 15:55:26 UTC
All hail the bunny.

increase the fail fits, gentleman, the drone ball will prevail.

forums.  serious business.
shimiku
Zircron Industries
#8 - 2013-12-22 15:58:55 UTC
so this is a caldari FW recruiting ad ?

btw my drones dont suffer that much i pull my little guy back when he get hit and drop him back out when its safe for him
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-12-22 16:15:53 UTC
shimiku wrote:

i pull my little guy back when he get hit and drop him back out when its safe for him




Teeheeheee, I feel like a 12 year old again!

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Major Xadi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-12-22 16:18:16 UTC
I just use mine to deliver planetside for Amazon. Honest. Pays better than HiSec PI.
Mr Pragmatic
#11 - 2013-12-22 18:09:23 UTC
I use my drones to eliminate enemies of freedom.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2013-12-22 18:58:36 UTC
This thread requires background music by Sarah McLachlan.



Also a slow motion montage of abused drones.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Damasi DeFanel
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-12-22 19:42:26 UTC
Valshana wrote:
Every day Thousands of wee little Drones are subjected to cruel and unusual punishment at the hands of their Demented owners!
Forced labor through mining, crampt living conditions in ridiculously small drone bays, abandoned by their cowardly owners in roid belts while fleeing for their own miserable lives, and even Brutal physical abuse through combat!
Contribute now to the Free The Drones foundation and do your part to help end the tyranny!
For every donation you make, you will be gifted with a Rescued Drone that has been freed from the slavery of its previous tyrannical owner (may the infidel rest in pieces)! ^.^

DISCLAIMER:
ValSpams Inc is not responsible for the physical or programmed stat of drone received by donators, or any actions sed drones commit against donators following receipt of drones.
Drones should not be used if player is gallante, minmatar, CCP rep, crazed midget pornstar, or Chribba.
Offer void in Jita/Rens/Jovian systems.



Strangely enough.... i mentioned this on corp chat recently when someone asked if anyone else makes drones fight each other when bored....
Paranoid Loyd
#14 - 2013-12-22 20:43:15 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
This thread requires background music by Sarah McLachlan.



Also a slow motion montage of abused drones.


\o/ You're back, it was getting dull around here. Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-12-22 22:44:21 UTC
Is this charity a GSF initiative ?
Valshana
Drone Liberation Front
#16 - 2013-12-31 06:02:30 UTC
Hasikan Miallok wrote:
Is this charity a GSF initiative ?


I dont know what that means? :P
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#17 - 2013-12-31 06:14:20 UTC
I free drones from the burden of sitting lost and abandoned in asteroid belts all the time. I then free them from the burden of being drones by melting them down into their core components.

Mr Epeen Cool
Cygnet Lythanea
World Welfare Works Association
#18 - 2013-12-31 18:23:05 UTC
My beloved Harvey lives in my hanger on station. It is NOT cramped or dirty.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-12-31 19:04:13 UTC
Proud to be a Gallente drone enslaver

Dodixie > Hek
Jaxon Grylls
Institute of Archaeology
#20 - 2013-12-31 19:38:48 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
I free drones from the burden of sitting lost and abandoned in asteroid belts all the time. I then free them from the burden of being drones by melting them down into their core components.

Mr Epeen Cool



Snap!
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