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Forgive me. I lied...

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#1 - 2013-12-22 03:39:09 UTC
I *DID* want something from CCP, for Christmas.
I want another live event where a Dev undocks an Eidolon and jacks us up, oldschool until someone finally masses together a fleet to kill him. And I want to be on that killmail with a few of my corpmates.

That would make my year. Don't give me free stuff. Present me with an opportuity I have to work for to get. Something that nobody can ever take away from me. A damned Eidolon in my Battleclinic record seems the next best thing to flying one, myself.


And, for my anniversary present, I would like CCP and GM's to be Jovians, again. Even on DUST.


If I don't get either of the things I ask for, I'm still gonna play these games, because I love them. One thing I can promise CCP, either way, is that they have at least one customer for life.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-12-22 03:53:23 UTC  |  Edited by: James Amril-Kesh
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#3 - 2013-12-22 03:56:05 UTC


That was a long time ago, mate. I'd like to see stuff like that on TQ. It would make sense that the Jove would start showing themselves again... especially with the direction CCP Seagull wants to go in.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-12-22 03:59:08 UTC
Old link doesn't work anymore. It's changed.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Thatt Guy
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-12-22 04:09:06 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
I *DID* want something from CCP, for Christmas.
I want another live event where a Dev undocks an Eidolon and jacks us up, oldschool until someone finally masses together a fleet to kill him. And I want to be on that killmail with a few of my corpmates.

That would make my year. Don't give me free stuff. Present me with an opportuity I have to work for to get. Something that nobody can ever take away from me. A damned Eidolon in my Battleclinic record seems the next best thing to flying one, myself.


And, for my anniversary present, I would like CCP and GM's to be Jovians, again. Even on DUST.


If I don't get either of the things I ask for, I'm still gonna play these games, because I love them. One thing I can promise CCP, either way, is that they have at least one customer for life.


Why can't you be happy and grateful for what you got?
You are?
Then how can you post something like this?
Just stating your opinion, and not complaining?
So you mean you can be happy, AND state a deferring opinion at the same time????
heh...who knew..

Haters gonna hate, Trolls gonna troll.

Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#6 - 2013-12-22 04:15:15 UTC
Thatt Guy wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
I *DID* want something from CCP, for Christmas.
I want another live event where a Dev undocks an Eidolon and jacks us up, oldschool until someone finally masses together a fleet to kill him. And I want to be on that killmail with a few of my corpmates.

That would make my year. Don't give me free stuff. Present me with an opportuity I have to work for to get. Something that nobody can ever take away from me. A damned Eidolon in my Battleclinic record seems the next best thing to flying one, myself.


And, for my anniversary present, I would like CCP and GM's to be Jovians, again. Even on DUST.


If I don't get either of the things I ask for, I'm still gonna play these games, because I love them. One thing I can promise CCP, either way, is that they have at least one customer for life.


Why can't you be happy and grateful for what you got?
You are?
Then how can you post something like this?
Just stating your opinion, and not complaining?
So you mean you can be happy, AND state a deferring opinion at the same time????
heh...who knew..


Your feeble attempt to reverse what I've said to you about your bad attitude onto me, is lamentable.
Come back when you have some kind of ammunition to fire at me.

I did not criticize or insult CCP for what they decided to do. I did not show a complete lack of gratitude or a sense of entitlement. In fact... I did exactly the opposite of those things.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#7 - 2013-12-22 04:15:36 UTC
And when you blow up a devship do you know what happens? In the next patch, whatever you used to wack him gets Das Nerfbat and whatever he was flying gets the Uberluv Godmode upgrade.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#8 - 2013-12-22 04:20:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Jarod Garamonde
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Old link doesn't work anymore. It's changed.


The videos of the battle (several of them, at that), are still all over the place on YouTube.
The one with Black Betty as the background music, where the Eidolon basically bbq's a small swarm of frigs and cruisers is easily my favorite.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#9 - 2013-12-22 04:20:49 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
And when you blow up a devship do you know what happens? In the next patch, whatever you used to wack him gets Das Nerfbat and whatever he was flying gets the Uberluv Godmode upgrade.


Excellent. Then I shall fly a Falcon. Kekekekekekeke.....

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Thatt Guy
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-12-22 04:34:05 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
And when you blow up a devship do you know what happens? In the next patch, whatever you used to wack him gets Das Nerfbat and whatever he was flying gets the Uberluv Godmode upgrade.


Excellent. Then I shall fly a Falcon. Kekekekekekeke.....



That fits to your alliance..
Cause we all know that...(puts on sunglasses) General TSO's Chicken!

Yeah!

Haters gonna hate, Trolls gonna troll.

Nevyn Auscent
Broke Sauce
#11 - 2013-12-22 06:30:10 UTC
That's not a live event.
That's a Developer Roam.
Don't confuse the two, confusing them leads to poor expectations.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#12 - 2013-12-22 07:03:20 UTC
Thatt Guy wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
And when you blow up a devship do you know what happens? In the next patch, whatever you used to wack him gets Das Nerfbat and whatever he was flying gets the Uberluv Godmode upgrade.


Excellent. Then I shall fly a Falcon. Kekekekekekeke.....



That fits to your alliance..
Cause we all know that...(puts on sunglasses) General TSO's Chicken!

Yeah!


You missed my entire wisecrack, man.
I can complain and demand a Falcon nerf, and get made fun of.... or I can kill a Dev in a Falcon, and watch them nerf it all on their own. I prefer the methods of asking for things that get results... in this case, it being "Hey, guys.... look how overly-awesome you made this ship."

A little subterfuge goes a long way. You'll learn this as you get older.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#13 - 2013-12-22 07:53:49 UTC
Some awesome opportunistic pirates took out a cockroach a couple of years ago. It dropped an Enigma. They got it. Guess what CCP did. ...?

They took it back.

Keep dreaming, bub...

Signatures should be used responsibly...

ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-12-22 11:03:09 UTC
You do realise an Eidolon would drop its trousers and defecate on any fleet capsuleers could muster, right?

Dodixie > Hek

Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#15 - 2013-12-22 16:18:46 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
You do realise an Eidolon would drop its trousers and defecate on any fleet capsuleers could muster, right?


Of course..... it would still be fun to fight it.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#16 - 2013-12-22 16:20:14 UTC
Maybe, just maybe, the Yule Lads will take to space with their troll mother.
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-12-22 17:37:27 UTC
I like this idea.

I would 100% like to see about 2k of space ship wrecks with 1 Jove battleship sat in the middle of it. Lol

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.

Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#18 - 2013-12-22 18:27:34 UTC
Undocking from Seyllin, singing "We're off to sink the Eidolon!"....

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]