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Serenty allstar
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-12-21 14:37:59 UTC
Hey c&p

my main is about to hit -10 currently -9

i would like to find the best quickest funniest way of getting to -10

first my idea wos to smart bomb a group of pods or miners in high sec but meh already been done.

next wos to sit in low and fit a battleship for smarty's disco but meh not as fun

i just want to hit -10 with style any fun ideas guys ?

i did also think of offering a load of players a free ship for the first who warps to me and get in it then activate smart bombs but after some google research i see this has also been done soo


EvilEvilEvil
Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-12-21 14:56:04 UTC
find a non flashy gate camp, split your guns and shoot them all solo.
You can thus inspire amateur criminals to become professionals.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-12-21 15:15:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Eram Fidard
Go for the classic "free (expensive BS) at planet 1, first person to board gets it!"

Wait for pods to show up....

For bonus points, use a faction cruiser or something less likely.

For extra holiday bonus points, make it a christmas-themed giveaway.

Oh, and you'll have to get creative because of your sec status, but meh, that's the easy part.

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Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#4 - 2013-12-21 16:14:33 UTC
Lowsec race event where ppl race thru 50 lowsec systems in ahuttles and the last bookmark is a safe where u smartbomb them
Serenty allstar
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-12-21 16:37:23 UTC
Buhhdust Princess wrote:
Lowsec race event where ppl race thru 50 lowsec systems in ahuttles and the last bookmark is a safe where u smartbomb them


Haha nice twist on a old classic
Boomhaur
#6 - 2013-12-23 12:28:24 UTC
"Giveaway" a ship with an alt locking onto it so no one can jump into it but once they are in their pod have your -9 soon -10 come out of the station and warp to the location and pod them. Than jump into the ship and fly away. It is almost Christmas after all a giveaway isn't out of the question.

Go to Jita and show some people what a disco is, just offset your last smartbomb so you get the pods. An old one that's been done lots of times but doesn't get old in my opinion.

Have an alt in a shuttle warp around trying to find a group of suicide gankers, find them and try to warp in your soon to be -10 toon between them to pop and pod as many of them as possible with a full set of smartbombs.

Declare yourself the protector of roids and suicide all would be miners you encounter declaring yourself the hero of them.

Take some noobs out snipe hunting (or pirating) and when your out there teach them by having them attack each other, than exploit the opportunity to take them all out swiftly.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.