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Official Wormhole Diplomatic Cabinet Appointments
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Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#1 - 2013-12-21 04:09:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Nucleus
As many of you are now aware, I am the unofficially official diplomat of wormhole space. That is a mighty big responsibility for any one man. Even I cannot do this alone. Therefore, I have put together a diplomatic team to help keep the best interests of wormhole space at the forefront of Eve. They are as follows:

1) Minster of High Society: Proclus Diadochu.

This fine gentleman will be in charge or assuring that wormhole space maintains the highest societal standards, as it pertains to dignity, class, and all things high society. Red coats, monocles, and golden pods are just the beginning

2) The Pontiff: Herrbert

There is no need to explain this. Holy Herrbert is the spiritual beacon of wormhole space. For guidance in all things holy, he is the one to talk to. IMPORTANT NOTE: When you are addressing him, you will refer to him as "Your Eminence". This is not optional.

3) Freedom Brigade: Ayeson

Feeling oppressed by your corp? Is your ceo crushing your ability to do what you please? Well open up motherf***ers. Freedom is here. Ayeson has been well known bring freedom and prosperity to the oppressed masses in wormhole space. Democracy: It's what he does.

4) Minister of Complaints/Kills: Jack Miton

Have you been wronged in unknown space? Has your ship suddenly vanished following a bright flash? Do you feel the urge to rant and complain? Then this is the place to go. Jack Miton is our Minister of Complaints/Kills, or MOCK for short. He will happily log and file all complaints, along with giving you swift solutions to moving you along in your wormhole career. Jack Miton: Yes We can

Most appointments to come in the near future. Be well!

Kindest Regards,
Bane "That's the way. Uh huh. Uh huh" Nucleus

No trolling please
ShamedOne
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#2 - 2013-12-21 04:41:20 UTC
Can I have your autograph?
Witchway
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#3 - 2013-12-21 04:49:48 UTC
no one cares.

Official Shit Talking Captain, Bastard of Hard Knocks Inc.
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#4 - 2013-12-21 04:53:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Nucleus
Witchway wrote:
no one cares.


It's ok Bothways. Just breathe

No trolling please
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#5 - 2013-12-21 04:53:52 UTC
As the "Golden Age" of Wormhole space draws near, it will be crucially important to ensure social purity within our community, especially as we bring war against the peasants of Known space. I will continue in my never-ending war to protect the image of the TW-S.A.UW.AC community. The following are my currently appointed staff:

- Deputy Minister of High Society: Winthorp
- Chief Social Advisor: GeneralJosh
- Chief of the Redcoat Elite: Billy Hardcore
- Chief of the Monocular Order: Sith1s Spectre

Minister of High Society | Twitter: @autoritare

E-mail: diogenes.proc@gmail.com

My Blog: http://diogenes-club.blogspot.com/

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Borsek
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2013-12-21 04:56:43 UTC
Can I be the guy who brings a drake?
Winthorp
#7 - 2013-12-21 04:59:20 UTC
Borsek wrote:
Can I be the guy who brings a drake?


There is always one.
Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-12-21 05:25:55 UTC
"no trolling please"?

Isn't this whole thread including the op trolling?

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Hidden Fremen
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#9 - 2013-12-21 05:30:58 UTC
1) Dylan
2) Dylan
3) Dylan
Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-12-21 05:33:43 UTC
this joke is getting out of hand :|
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#11 - 2013-12-21 05:39:57 UTC
Bronya Boga wrote:
this joke is getting out of hand :|


Aren't you retired? P

No trolling please
GeneralJosh
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-12-21 06:03:51 UTC
#ShotsFired
Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-12-21 06:11:00 UTC
Bane Nucleus wrote:
Bronya Boga wrote:
this joke is getting out of hand :|


Aren't you retired? P


didnt you **** up enough diplo jobs? :) #shotsfired #dontevictme
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#14 - 2013-12-21 06:16:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Nucleus
Bronya Boga wrote:
Bane Nucleus wrote:
Bronya Boga wrote:
this joke is getting out of hand :|


Aren't you retired? P


didnt you **** up enough diplo jobs? :) #shotsfired #dontevictme


Best diplo is no diplo....most of the time

No trolling please
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-12-21 06:23:01 UTC
Bronya Boga wrote:
Bane Nucleus wrote:
Bronya Boga wrote:
this joke is getting out of hand :|


Aren't you retired? P


didnt you **** up enough diplo jobs? :) #shotsfired #dontevictme


He's not our diplo, however he's certantly an important "content creator" for us

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#16 - 2013-12-21 07:26:04 UTC
Still waiting on that humanitarian aid, my POSes are starving...

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Glyndi
Doom Generation
Best Intentions.
#17 - 2013-12-21 07:31:47 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
Still waiting on that humanitarian aid, my POSes are starving...


Mercy killing?
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#18 - 2013-12-21 07:33:34 UTC
Glyndi wrote:
Tul Breetai wrote:
Still waiting on that humanitarian aid, my POSes are starving...


Mercy killing?


You sir, are going places! Lol

No trolling please
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#19 - 2013-12-21 07:41:22 UTC
Glyndi wrote:
Tul Breetai wrote:
Still waiting on that humanitarian aid, my POSes are starving...


Mercy killing?

If you invade I'll file an Official Genocide Complaint with the TW-S.A.UW.AC WHRC.

TW-S.A.UW.AC please send peacekeepers to my system ASAP. And, uh, those XL arrays aren't mine...

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#20 - 2013-12-21 07:50:48 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:

If you invade I'll file an Official Genocide Complaint with the TW-S.A.UW.AC WHRC.

TW-S.A.UW.AC please send peacekeepers to my system ASAP. And, uh, those XL arrays aren't mine...


I've reviewed your file and unfortunately you do not qualify for the MHS Premium Peace-Keeping Package. If you'd like to join our TW-S.A.UW.AC MHS Exclusive Membership Section with all Premium Diplomatic features, please send 25 Billion to the Mar Sarrim corporation. They launder, I mean, manage the Ministry's funds.

Until such time, you may wish to consider seeking aid with a less esteemed organization. Thank you for your consideration.

Minister of High Society | Twitter: @autoritare

E-mail: diogenes.proc@gmail.com

My Blog: http://diogenes-club.blogspot.com/

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