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Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-12-20 05:35:36 UTC
Bronya Boga wrote:
Gnaw LF wrote:
The W-space Axis of United Wormhole Alliances and Corporations or TW-S.A.UW.AC for short

lol best name ever

is 'TW-S.A.UW.AC' too long for an alliance ticker?

There is no Bob.

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Tasiv Deka
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2013-12-20 07:09:01 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
Bronya Boga wrote:
Gnaw LF wrote:
The W-space Axis of United Wormhole Alliances and Corporations or TW-S.A.UW.AC for short

lol best name ever

is 'TW-S.A.UW.AC' too long for an alliance ticker?

it probably is although i keep reading it as "TW sauce" for some reason WHO IS TW AND WHY IS HIS SAUCE WORTH NAMING THE WORMHOLE COALITION AFTER!!!

Oh, Do go on... no seriously ive got nothing better to do then listen to all the petty arguments and feeble trolling attempts... 

The sad thing is i'm not sure if i'm telling the truth.
Caius Beriat
O'Coin Enterprises
#23 - 2013-12-20 08:39:26 UTC
3rd wheel wrote:
Okay, I have to ask; Who is bob?


Stay out of these forums you heathen.
Hulasikali Walla
Brave Nubs
#24 - 2013-12-20 10:39:19 UTC
3rd wheel wrote:
Okay, I have to ask; Who is bob?


-He is the guy who got two "b" tatooed on each side of his bum

I could be wrong, I could be right

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#25 - 2013-12-20 11:06:10 UTC
Bob is quite clearly female.

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max ericshaun
Trust Doesn't Rust
Goonswarm Federation
#26 - 2013-12-20 14:04:15 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Bob is quite clearly female.

So where's my samich?

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Glyndi
Doom Generation
Best Intentions.
#27 - 2013-12-20 15:49:29 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Bob is quite clearly female.


Then why hasn't that b*tch washed my clothes?!
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#28 - 2013-12-20 16:17:09 UTC
Clearly, the TW-S.A.UW.AC would be majorly made out of corps/alliances that can't scout individually. Else, what's the point - shooting other wormholers yields way more exciting fights compared to killing nullsec-babbies. It's nice, but at the end of the day, it feels like taking lollis away from little children.
Ilaister
Binary Aesthetics
#29 - 2013-12-20 18:21:34 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Bob is quite clearly female.


Fickle. Beatific. Capricious in her love and neglect of the WH corps that toil in her name. Bestowing great rewards and utter destruction as she sees fit. Motives completely unknowable.

... seems legit.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#30 - 2013-12-20 20:20:48 UTC
Just like wife

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Tasiv Deka
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2013-12-20 20:22:22 UTC
Ilaister wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Bob is quite clearly female.


Fickle. Beatific. Capricious in her love and neglect of the WH corps that toil in her name. Bestowing great rewards and utter destruction as she sees fit. Motives completely unknowable.

... seems legit.

EVERYTHING IS CLEAR TO ME NOW!!!

Oh, Do go on... no seriously ive got nothing better to do then listen to all the petty arguments and feeble trolling attempts... 

The sad thing is i'm not sure if i'm telling the truth.
Glyndi
Doom Generation
Best Intentions.
#32 - 2013-12-21 16:13:04 UTC
Does this mean Bob is a transvestite? Or is Bob actually Beulah?
Xtrah
Overload This
#33 - 2013-12-21 21:58:49 UTC
We already take on null sec.. once they take on us. Pirate

I think there is a recording somewhere of the defence against triple A, but this is all I could find from it at the moment :(

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Aladar Dangerface
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-12-21 22:21:56 UTC
Gnaw LF wrote:
3rd wheel wrote:
Wormhole corps stopped fighting each other and took on null-sec.



Day 1.

The combined forces of w-space descent on 5P-AIP like a biblical plague of locusts. The forces of w-space (from hereon known as The W-space Axis of United Wormhole Alliances and Corporations or TW-S.A.UW.AC for short) deploys Sovereignty Blockade Units on all the gates in the 5P-AIP system. The TW-S.A.UW.AC also deploys a tons of bubbles on each gate, as well as randomly dropping various other crap such as Mobile Depots and Cynosaural Jammers all over the system. I mean seriously guys, could have been a little bit better organized we need to look presentable here.

Anyways, the Bloackade is in full effect and the system has around 1400 w-space pilots and a single AFK null sec dweller in local, needless to say TW-S.A.UW.AC achieved complete surpise. No.One.Has.Seen.This.Coming. Even some of the TW-S.A.UW.AC members are in complete disbelief that they are here.... in null sec... in Feythabolis.... shooting structures. The call is made and the entirety of TW-S.A.UW.AC is now shooting the outpost in the system.

A brave soul finally ventures onto the EVElopedia, the encyclopedia of ancient EvE lore, lore so ancient that you can still spot articles from the alpha stage of the MMO. That brave soul finds out that the Outposts have dual reinforcement timers, one for shield and one for armor, WTF Are you for real brave soul or are you trolling me because I tell you that shooting this crappy looking station is not fun and now you tell me I will need to come back for NOT ONE but two reinforcement timers and each time I will have to scan and roll a decent chain in order to make it to this foresaken piece of null sec at the back end of nowhere and why do we have to take SOV here anyway I killed a rat a minute ago and it only gave me a few million in isk I can get billions running escalation sites back home or using a paladin to clear sites in my static why did I ever join this stupid W-Space Axis of United Wormhole Alliance and Corporations anyway?


Day 2.....................................


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Elisabetha Novy
Dramabombers
#35 - 2013-12-24 00:58:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Elisabetha Novy
Day 2

The last strategic council of TW-S.A.UW.AC retreats to a C6 without a prober vowing to meditate on their oversight of 0.0 mechanics untill bob decides they are excused for their folly.

A new council is hailed as wormholes spawn one after the other as they are winked out of exsitence by pilots escaping the tedium. Only bob can bring salvation. The new council, fearing tedium, decides on a novel strategy that is both simple and annoying to contend with.

  1. Find a wormhole to 0.0
  2. Bubble the gates of the 0.0 system
  3. Bring in the dps
  4. Reinforce everything, EVERYTHING
  5. Return everything to W-space
  6. Loudly herald the reinforcing to the entities opposed to the holder of the reinforced things
  7. Sell reinforcement exemptment package subscriptions to all 0.0 entities that would pay to be rid of the inconvenience
  8. Profit


Because bob loves chaos
Ayeson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2013-12-24 01:25:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Ayeson
Elisabetha Novy wrote:

  • Sell reinforcement exemptment package subscriptions to all 0.0 entities that would pay to be rid of the inconvenience
  • Profit



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