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My FEDO... my little FEDO

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#61 - 2013-12-18 23:26:13 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...



They are descendants of one of the most historically bad-ass societies known. I would not bet on this.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Matilda Res
Eccentric Orbit
#62 - 2013-12-19 02:34:15 UTC
Phoenix Jones wrote:
He ate the last two corpses I brought home :-(



if you place a fresh corpse in your cargohold with your pet fedo, he/she will eat the corpse and poop out any implants that were inside.

Self destruct your pod with implants and see for yourself!
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#63 - 2013-12-19 03:31:37 UTC
So we'll be getting that special Fedo Transport Ship as one of the gifts right?

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2013-12-19 04:09:46 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
So we'll be getting that special Fedo Transport Ship as one of the gifts right?


Hopefully they'll give us all a slightly nerfed version of the Cockroach frigate... that'd be awesome, even if it was only half as good.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#65 - 2013-12-19 04:48:20 UTC
I can personally vouch for the fact that minmatar slaves make perfect playthings for my FEDO, she so loves tearing them to bits. It is so adorable :)
Utremi Fasolasi
La Dolce Vita
#66 - 2013-12-19 05:39:52 UTC
Can we get Furriers for Easter?
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#67 - 2013-12-19 06:55:28 UTC
Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!


Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer!

RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife

Paragoda
F.U.N. Inc.
The Ancients.
#68 - 2013-12-19 08:14:50 UTC
Faenir Antollare wrote:
Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!


Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer!


Acually they might be, just for christmas. With their limited lifespan of a couple of weeks.
Would hate to see it but they might die after christmas, like when our snowballs used to melt. :(
Have anyone had any sucess breeding their fedo yet?
Elistea
BLUE Regiment.
#69 - 2013-12-19 10:45:06 UTC
Don't touch my FEDO !
Casanunda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2013-12-19 11:02:54 UTC
Fedos are the primary cause of the toxic atmosphere inside stations. The unenhanced humans have been secretly breeding them and releasing them inside the stations to curtail the capsuleers rise to power.

The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.

Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
#71 - 2013-12-19 13:14:06 UTC
Hmmm... What if a Fedo was roaming freely around in the CQ? I would have a reason to switch to CQ now and then to have a laugh at my little fellow eating the leftover quafe cans ;-)

Proud developer of LMeve: Industry Contribution and Mass Production Tracker: https://github.com/roxlukas/lmeve | Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/wp/

Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
#72 - 2013-12-19 13:15:00 UTC
Paragoda wrote:
Faenir Antollare wrote:
Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!


Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer!


Acually they might be, just for christmas. With their limited lifespan of a couple of weeks.
Would hate to see it but they might die after christmas, like when our snowballs used to melt. :(
Have anyone had any sucess breeding their fedo yet?


I have two fedos, I will leave them in my hangar overnight and let you know.

Proud developer of LMeve: Industry Contribution and Mass Production Tracker: https://github.com/roxlukas/lmeve | Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/wp/

Max Zerg
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2013-12-19 13:36:10 UTC
Dear CCP

FEED FEDO !

Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable?
Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include:
- special container for creature and it's food
- let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such
- let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players
- make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner
- unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state

make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all
Big smile
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#74 - 2013-12-19 13:44:32 UTC
Please can I ride my Fedo through space :-)
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#75 - 2013-12-19 14:30:23 UTC
Is it wrong I see something else in the FEDO..?


And yes, I have one. Its currently humping my leg.

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57

Silivar Karkun
Doomheim
#76 - 2013-12-19 14:44:53 UTC
"My Little Fedo: Cleaning is Magic"
Plasticity
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2013-12-19 15:44:33 UTC
Do these things eat each other or just die really fast? I had two the other day, now there is just one.

Has anyone refined one yet?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#78 - 2013-12-19 15:46:35 UTC
Max Zerg wrote:
Dear CCP

FEED FEDO !

Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable?
Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include:
- special container for creature and it's food
- let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such
- let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players
- make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner
- unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state

make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all
Big smile


Please make my Fedo nameable and let me teach it up to 4 special attacks or moves

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Aramatheia
Tiffany and Co.
#79 - 2013-12-19 17:19:35 UTC
My Fedo's are forever, breeding and forming into a powerful Fedofleet, ready to clean and enhance my frontline ships, nothing can stand against my FedoCoated battleplate armor with Fedo Type 1A enhanced shield tech.

Fedo Power ...

.. and i alone command it!
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#80 - 2013-12-19 17:48:18 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...


Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth.