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My FEDO... my little FEDO

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#41 - 2013-12-18 15:17:40 UTC
I named my fedo Perry. Because it somehow reminds me of Katy Perry.
Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#42 - 2013-12-18 15:19:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Bomale
Vincent Athena wrote:
I got one too, but Im a little confused by the stats. According to this

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Fedo_%28Chronicle%29



Lol This picture is not a FEDO, this a mistake, this is rather a parasite FEDO. A chip or some such thing.

Here a picture of my Fedo ONION : http://imgur.com/1y7WrIf
Pretty !!!

NOTICE :
I must admit that emit gas female fedo can become problematic in small neighborhoods. I also suggest using the high-performance filters Carbon type Y2013. These filters are very effective and will decrease the disadvantages for those who owns one or more females. We know that some pilots exploits these gases and to do this, they use balloons. Unfortunately these are inappropriate , not only is it difficult to put in the right place on the female to capture the gas, but they eventually explode, freeing all the accumulated gas.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#43 - 2013-12-18 15:30:01 UTC
<3 my FEDO, but i agree. He needs to be in my CQ
Phoenix Jones
Small-Arms Fire
#44 - 2013-12-18 16:39:56 UTC
He ate the last two corpses I brought home :-(

Yaay!!!!

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#45 - 2013-12-18 17:08:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Bomale wrote:
Vincent Athena wrote:
I got one too, but Im a little confused by the stats. According to this

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Fedo_%28Chronicle%29



Lol This picture is not a FEDO, this a mistake, this is rather a parasite FEDO. A chip or some such thing.

Here a picture of my Fedo ONION : http://imgur.com/1y7WrIf
Pretty !!!

NOTICE :
I must admit that emit gas female fedo can become problematic in small neighborhoods. I also suggest using the high-performance filters Carbon type Y2013. These filters are very effective and will decrease the disadvantages for those who owns one or more females. We know that some pilots exploits these gases and to do this, they use balloons. Unfortunately these are inappropriate , not only is it difficult to put in the right place on the female to capture the gas, but they eventually explode, freeing all the accumulated gas.

I hate to even imagine what a female fedo smells like. My male one Perry smells about like a rotten crayfish. Or maybe a rotten clam.

Anyone want to adopt a fedo? He comes complete with a brand new habitat tank (with hood, lighting, and substrata heater), feed dish, basking stone, and hidey shelter. Also a custom sweater that I had made.
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2013-12-18 17:21:58 UTC
Oberine Noriepa wrote:
Oh. It's the latest one. Meh.


All I got was smart bombs. Cry
James Nikolas Tesla
Tesla Holdings
#47 - 2013-12-18 17:22:20 UTC
I was unable to properly care for my fedo so I had to auction him to a better home.

CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.

Gaia Ma'chello
Photosynth
#48 - 2013-12-18 17:39:56 UTC
I like to drop Fedos over the balcony on to a canvas to make Fedo Splat Art.

But I only do it with "wild" ones that crawl into my CQ when I'm on a Matari station.
Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#49 - 2013-12-18 17:43:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Bomale
Quote:
Anyone want to adopt a fedo? He comes complete with a brand new habitat tank (with hood, lighting, and substrata heater), feed dish, basking stone, and hidey shelter. Also a custom sweater that I had made.


Quote:
I was unable to properly care for my fedo so I had to auction him to a better home.



We are at the dawn of life the scourge Dalmatians?


Grrrr...
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#50 - 2013-12-18 18:00:24 UTC
James Nikolas Tesla wrote:
I was unable to properly care for my fedo so I had to auction him to a better home.

At least you didn't just release him in some quiet area of a station, like a lot of fedo owners do. How irresponsible. I've read that 90% of released fedos end up getting spaced, or worse. Sure, they only have a two-week lifespan, but still....
Leigh Akiga
Kuhri Innovations
#51 - 2013-12-18 18:12:50 UTC
I think the next logical step is Fedo in the captains quarters
Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#52 - 2013-12-18 18:23:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Bomale
Leigh Akiga wrote:
I think the next logical step is Fedo in the captains quarters

Sound well ...

We must demand to developers CCP the necessity to act so that we can leave our pets on within CQ

If they neglect our request, we will risposter with sending our Fedo directly to their office and without having previously fed.

Big smile We'll see how they'll manage with them... or ... vice versa.
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2013-12-18 18:41:28 UTC
They should be in dust 514 for target practise

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.

Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2013-12-18 19:19:58 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg...


Now we just need them to start doubling in number every week or so...
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#55 - 2013-12-18 22:47:00 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg... this means that it's built mostly from cast iron, minus the rotting food inside.

If only I could find ammo that dense for my battleship's artillery turrets. Can you imagine the kinetic damage? Oh, wait.... Idea
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
#56 - 2013-12-18 22:48:25 UTC
Fido is guarding the Big Red Button. Don't **** off Fido.

♪ They'll always be bloodclaws to me ♫

Jill Chastot
WE FORM BL0B Inc.
Goonswarm Federation
#57 - 2013-12-18 22:56:10 UTC
AttentionAttentionAttentionthe Fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long. AttentionAttention

WHY CCP? WHY DO YOU GIVE ME A PET THAT I WILL LOVE AND LOSE?!?

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=298596&find=unread OATHS wants you. Come to the WH "Safety in eve is the greatest fallacy you will ever encounter. Once you accept this you will truely enjoy this game."

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#58 - 2013-12-18 22:57:15 UTC
The bronyism is strong in this thread.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Felicity Love
Doomheim
#59 - 2013-12-18 23:01:58 UTC
... I think my crack-addicted Fedo just spawned... there's a bunch of smaller ones all over the CQ ceiling, chirpling away... can I redeem these back to CCP for something better ? Or do they get consumed in a BPO somewhere ?

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#60 - 2013-12-18 23:05:41 UTC
Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...

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