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Overall holiday spirit and how to talk to a tree

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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#1 - 2013-12-12 19:41:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Alex Grison
hi.

This holiday in New Eden I would like to announce a new product that will surely make your boring corp holiday parties magical.

It's warm, you drink it. And its not even drugs.

It's Casual Tea™

Casual Tea is New Eden's premier tasty liquid that is predominately drinkable. Brewed from the finest leaves that are handpicked by myself and Camera-Man from the ripest and most succulent boid pods on this side of the eve gate.

It will also usually help you fly your spaceship.

Currently Casual Tea is not on Concord's list of dangerous substances..That could change. Enjoy it before restrictions are placed on it's consumption.

Have a Casual Tea™

Most importantly is your ability to connect on a deeper level to objects around you that are not alive. Casual Tea will help you with this.

At this year's Grison Interstellar christmas party. All of our trees are alive and can talk to you. In order to talk to them, simply smear some sap on your nipples and connect a few electrodes to random places on your body. Cloaked spiders have been eradicated for the most part. Please report any sightings ( or non-sightings ) of cloaked spiders.

We have "Supprise Egg-Noggle" drones roving around. Those silly little buggers fly around and target random guests and insert a nasal-gastric tube and force feed you a cup of our homemade egg-noggle

egg-noggle is NOT egg-nog

Casual Tea Co. is taking advanced orders on Casual Tea.

I am a tree.

look for free samples of Casual Tea in Jita for a limited time only.

Happy holidays and holidon'ts

yes
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#2 - 2013-12-12 19:51:16 UTC
Trend Micro Security said no to that link.

Not today spaghetti.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#3 - 2013-12-12 19:54:47 UTC
Sexy Cakes wrote:
Trend Micro Security said no to that link.


Probably because its an empty web page with just a background image

http://imgur.com/mzcTvxc

Here. Eat this.

yes
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#4 - 2013-12-13 23:58:17 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
I have re-opened the thread. But please keep it on topic and above all civil!

Oh, and I would like to taste a freshly brewed sample. Preferably with a drop of lemon and half a teaspoon of honey please.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#5 - 2013-12-14 00:04:29 UTC
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-12-14 02:13:50 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Most importantly is your ability to connect on a deeper level to objects around you that are not alive. Casual Tea will help you with this.

So does LSD.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#7 - 2013-12-14 02:36:27 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
I have re-opened the thread. But please keep it on topic and above all civil!

Oh, and I would like to taste a freshly brewed sample. Preferably with a drop of lemon and half a teaspoon of honey please.

That would probably start a violent chemical reaction.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#8 - 2013-12-14 03:09:41 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:
Most importantly is your ability to connect on a deeper level to objects around you that are not alive. Casual Tea will help you with this.
So does LSD.
ACE McFACE wrote:
That would probably start a violent chemical reaction.
It's all about the experience. Clones are cheap, a small price to pay for what might be literally a mind blowing trip....Blink

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#9 - 2013-12-14 03:24:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph Essael
Part of me wonders if you have a twitching eye and whether after you type something you strip and run around the room flailing making a "blorolorelorel" sound...Smile

But seriously man, I frigging love your posts! They're exactly what you need to read at 0322 hours Big smile

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Vidua Arte Album
Epic Boo Bees
#10 - 2013-12-14 08:13:01 UTC
Thanks for reopening it!
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-12-14 11:45:07 UTC
I love you

Dodixie > Hek
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#12 - 2013-12-14 11:50:15 UTC
Thank you for the reopened portal

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Rhea Rankin Nolen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-12-14 12:10:53 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
hi.
Brewed from the finest leaves that are handpicked by myself and Camera-Man


Oh I remember CM from one of your previous stories..good lad.

One cup please, and keep up the EVE related weirdness! Big smile
Mr Pragmatic
#14 - 2013-12-14 17:55:53 UTC
Another quality Alex thread. +1

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-12-14 18:13:51 UTC
Sick ****! Can't not love this guy!!

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2013-12-15 00:37:07 UTC
I feel a need to wear a mask here
Nasogastric tube delivered nog like substance sounds like something interesting for other people.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#17 - 2013-12-15 06:15:26 UTC
Free samples of casual tea are now being offered around

Jita IV - Moon 4 - Caldari Navy Assembly Plant

yes
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-12-15 14:53:11 UTC  |  Edited by: James Amril-Kesh
.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)