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Open letter to the New Order and James 315
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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#1 - 2013-12-13 05:55:44 UTC
Keep being awesome.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2013-12-13 05:58:02 UTC
come expecting a long wall of complaint letter, left unsatisfied with 3 holy words X

RIP Iron Lady
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#3 - 2013-12-13 06:11:02 UTC
cancer

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-12-13 08:21:32 UTC
times like these you need a dislike button or a big red one that randomly blows the char up in space

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#5 - 2013-12-13 08:39:08 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Keep being awesome.
Damn, you are nice to my friends... Was already thinking.... YEEHHHH WAR ! Sad

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-12-13 23:19:51 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
No! We must stop being awesome to confuse our enemies!

...

Who am I kidding, that's one of the few things James will never achieve.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#7 - 2013-12-14 06:00:14 UTC
James 315 - "The High Sheriff of Hazard"

Mine on brothers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB2LBwX5KcQ&feature=share&list=PLCF909DA14CE415DF&index=36

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Sylphy
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#8 - 2014-02-04 13:55:45 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:
Mine on brothers!


No worries, we do it every day.

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The character does not represent the views/opinions of its Corporation or Alliance.
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-02-04 14:11:30 UTC
This thread should be locked due to lack of trollable content Cry
Capt Starfox
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2014-02-04 15:36:40 UTC
I came here expecting tears.. and left strangely happy and aroused.. this is weird.

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet
Ashlar Maidstone
MoonFyre BattleGroup Holdings
#11 - 2014-02-04 16:42:25 UTC
Christian Lionbate wrote:
This thread should be locked due to lack of trollable content Cry
I agree...
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#12 - 2014-02-05 08:01:01 UTC
This letter has just given me a great new idea. You know how miners are always going on about how it takes trit to make cats?

Well, how about local chat identifies tears by miners. We could collect these tears and turn them in to some special agent who would give us a shiny new catalyst in exchange.

The mechanics might work like this... Every curse word and quickly misspelled word would generate a tear that would float off into space. We could fit a low slot with a "tear jar" or t2 "tear bucket" and go around literally collecting tears from miners to exchange for cats. I also suggest that phrases from the Miner Bingo card count as well.

To provide balance against people manipulating the system, each tear would cost the miner isk, like a traffic ticket, or like how you might put a coin in a jar if you curse around your children. Lets say it takes 20 teardrops to exchange for a catalyst. Each tear would cost the miner 1/20 of what a cat costs.

The best part is, some miners, upon seeing a negative wallet balance, would go further negative.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
I Was There
Habemus
#13 - 2014-02-05 09:51:33 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
sperg sperg blah blah


Please stop posting.
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#14 - 2014-02-05 10:15:16 UTC
Jove Death wrote:
times like these you need... a big red one that randomly blows the char up in space


Because finding them and blowing them up yourself would be ~effort~.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Scrooge McBuck
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-02-05 17:30:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Scrooge McBuck
tsk tsk

A man's praise in his own mouth stinks.
He that praises himself spatters himself.
Self-praise is no recommendation.
Or in German;
Eigenlob stinkt.

Miners are like Cokroaches.
Stamp on one, ten more appear.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-02-05 18:51:10 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
This letter has just given me a great new idea. You know how miners are always going on about how it takes trit to make cats?

Well, how about local chat identifies tears by miners. We could collect these tears and turn them in to some special agent who would give us a shiny new catalyst in exchange.

The mechanics might work like this... Every curse word and quickly misspelled word would generate a tear that would float off into space. We could fit a low slot with a "tear jar" or t2 "tear bucket" and go around literally collecting tears from miners to exchange for cats. I also suggest that phrases from the Miner Bingo card count as well.

To provide balance against people manipulating the system, each tear would cost the miner isk, like a traffic ticket, or like how you might put a coin in a jar if you curse around your children. Lets say it takes 20 teardrops to exchange for a catalyst. Each tear would cost the miner 1/20 of what a cat costs.

The best part is, some miners, upon seeing a negative wallet balance, would go further negative.

It would be fun to create an srp program that turns completed miner bingo cards into talos's or tornados. Screen shots would be required of course. Qualifying of course would require CODE. allicance and proven loyalty to the code.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Deadonstick Puppyseeker
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-02-07 12:11:26 UTC
Because remember people, willfully harming defenceless people is a sign of great courage and strength. All throughout history many inspiring, legendary and awe-inspiring tales have been told about a group of people stomping on people who posed no threat and had no ways of defending themselves.

Oh no wait, really there's just the holocaust as a comparison, and not many people thought that was a good idea too.

Despite what you may have heard there's only one rule of EVE:

Never stop learning and realise there's always a lot more to be learned. To this end, seek wisdom in everything.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#18 - 2014-02-07 12:20:54 UTC
Deadonstick Puppyseeker wrote:
Because remember people, willfully harming defenceless people is a sign of great courage and strength. All throughout history many inspiring, legendary and awe-inspiring tales have been told about a group of people stomping on people who posed no threat and had no ways of defending themselves.

Oh no wait, really there's just the holocaust as a comparison, and not many people thought that was a good idea too.


Speaking of bingo cards, here's Godwin's Law for you.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-02-08 00:53:27 UTC
Deadonstick Puppyseeker wrote:
Because remember people, willfully harming defenceless people is a sign of great courage and strength. All throughout history many inspiring, legendary and awe-inspiring tales have been told about a group of people stomping on people who posed no threat and had no ways of defending themselves.

Oh no wait, really there's just the holocaust as a comparison, and not many people thought that was a good idea too.

did you just compare the holocaust to morons losing hulks to destroyers

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#20 - 2014-02-08 21:10:25 UTC
How old do you think we are?

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
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