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Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#1 - 2013-12-13 13:42:07 UTC
I've failed so badly, so epically, so greatly that such a fail should be remembered in the halls of glorious fails for future generations so everyone can bask in my amazing failure.

and this is why you take a break when you get bored and not playing the Russian roulette doing th amarr > jita > amarr "let's see if they'll shot me" game lol

now bask in my failure and share you wisdom with everyone on everything I did wrong so I may do it again :)

https://zkillboard.com/detail/35112414/

btw well done Imal Jaykciw, you won the game :P
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-12-13 13:45:26 UTC
Meh, I've seen worse.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#3 - 2013-12-13 13:46:11 UTC
Taal Khurin
Acorn Harvesting
#4 - 2013-12-13 13:46:55 UTC
Ooopsy!
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#5 - 2013-12-13 13:48:00 UTC
JC Anderson wrote:
-----> http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13730228


that one is a classic, thanks for the link.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#6 - 2013-12-13 13:49:35 UTC
Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
-----> http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13730228


that one is a classic, thanks for the link.


NP problem and yes always worth a laugh.

There was another with around that amount of PLEX or perhaps more in the cargohold of a kestrel as well.
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-12-13 13:51:08 UTC
JC Anderson wrote:
-----> http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13730228

That's not really a fail though. If you're going to leave EVE, that's the way to do it.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#8 - 2013-12-13 13:58:55 UTC  |  Edited by: JC Anderson
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
-----> http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13730228

That's not really a fail though. If you're going to leave EVE, that's the way to do it.


Hard to say for sure if that was the case. Though you could be correct since I never heard otherwise.

For the Kestrel one, I do know the player involved was not in fact leaving. Likewise, I can never understand what in gods name is wrong with some people! :P

(Found the Kestrel one)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7334639

(And forgot about this one)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14748095
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#9 - 2013-12-13 14:02:36 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
-----> http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13730228

That's not really a fail though. If you're going to leave EVE, that's the way to do it.


That is one hell of a way to quit...

And they all... They all dropped Shocked

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#10 - 2013-12-13 14:05:29 UTC
Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:
I've failed so badly, so epically, so greatly that such a fail should be remembered in the halls of glorious fails for future generations so everyone can bask in my amazing failure.

and this is why you take a break when you get bored and not playing the Russian roulette doing th amarr > jita > amarr "let's see if they'll shot me" game lol

now bask in my failure and share you wisdom with everyone on everything I did wrong so I may do it again :)

https://zkillboard.com/detail/35112414/

btw well done Imal Jaykciw, you won the game :P


Nope, sorry, you do not fail compared to me. I'm better at failing than most of you.

I don't want to get into trouble linking a killmail myself, but you can look up my alt "Starroad Trucker" and bask in the lulz of my JUMP FREIGHTER kill mail because I got drunk and decided I needed to autopilot to jita.....during a war dec.....

Now that we've established my fail supremacy, what do i win? Can i be crowned Fail Emperor (Femporer?).
Abisha Baboli
#11 - 2013-12-13 14:28:09 UTC
was it not better to plex for good?.
now ISKS still exist ingame, other it was removed from game
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#12 - 2013-12-13 14:29:56 UTC
Abisha Baboli wrote:
was it not better to plex for good?.
now ISKS still exist ingame, other it was removed from game


I donated in the office.
Abisha Baboli
#13 - 2013-12-13 14:31:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Abisha Baboli
Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:
Abisha Baboli wrote:
was it not better to plex for good?.
now ISKS still exist ingame, other it was removed from game


I donated in the office.


good work
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#14 - 2013-12-13 14:37:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Nalelmir Ahashion
Not joking I really donated, we donate a lot here in Israel, I even donates blood and I'm signed on Organ Donation card ( http://www.itc.gov.il/eng/merkaz.html ).
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#15 - 2013-12-13 15:57:04 UTC
Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:
I've failed so badly, so epically, so greatly that such a fail should be remembered in the halls of glorious fails for future generations so everyone can bask in my amazing failure.

and this is why you take a break when you get bored and not playing the Russian roulette doing th amarr > jita > amarr "let's see if they'll shot me" game lol

now bask in my failure and share you wisdom with everyone on everything I did wrong so I may do it again :)

https://zkillboard.com/detail/35112414/

btw well done Imal Jaykciw, you won the game :P


This fail needs more epic for that kind of buildup.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2013-12-13 16:22:30 UTC
While it's novel that a gankee posts something like this, it still does not belong in General Discussion. Thread moved to C&P.

ISD LackOfFaith

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Paranoid Loyd
#17 - 2013-12-13 17:35:25 UTC
The question is: Will you learn from your epic fail and change your foolish ways or will you fail again?

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#18 - 2013-12-13 18:48:17 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
The question is: Will you learn from your epic fail and change your foolish ways or will you fail again?


Depends on how much I'll drink that day. Shocked
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#19 - 2013-12-13 19:30:26 UTC
since we're posting killmails, and apparently linking your own kill is OK with ISD, here's the first and last time I've ever been suicide ganked (i think). http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=5649647

And here's what you get for running a 10/10 at 5 am and being too tired to check local when you warp to a gate once you're done: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13174134

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
Ngwee
7 SAI
#20 - 2013-12-14 06:46:00 UTC
You haven't failed - you've learned and will go on from here.

Now THIS guy has personally won EVE all by himself.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18279303

Look twice at the Vexor.

(just had this shown to me as well.)

Shocked
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