EVE General Discussion

Dear Yule Lads,

Please shower the Guristas with metric ****-tons of Carbon this year!
Curse their scrambling warp-to-zero-assess, and curse their (seemingly) explosive-filled research facilities aka shards.

I had an Astero! An Astero!
I worked so hard for it and when it finally rolled out of those docking doors my heart filled with joy at the prospect of us running around and hacking into unguarded pirate installations!
My Astero...so beautiful...so perfect...so dead and melted! And all because of greed.
You see, Yule Lads, greed, contrary to popular belief, is not good. oh no, not good at all. It was greed that killed my fabulous white exploration frigate.
I knew I should have GTFO-ed after I hacked the first shard and got an Ascendancy blueprint - but the second one was so close and it also had a blueprint! What can a woman do when confronted with the prospect of such wealth! I mean, I barely scrape of a living from Data Sites - this would have been perfect to cover the hole left in my wallet by the Sister's scanner.
But alas, fate was against me...

But this is EVE, and **** like this happens. So I will accept it and soldier on. I will peel the rust off my Heron and get back to piling stacks of ISKies so that someday I can smile happily while warping thru space in my new beautiful Astero, in search of the unexplored.

All I ask dear Yule Lads, is if you could please shower my path with Data Sites and sprinkle the occasional Ghost Site (I learned my lesson) along the way, and please do away with those pesky wormholes. Some ISKies wouldn't hurt either!

Yours truly
A reformed explorer

P.S. All greediness has been purged from my system.
P.P.S. I love exploring!

EDIT: 300 views! Really?! Gosh, just admit it - you don't even have to ask - you all want a MERRY GURISTAS-FREE CHRISTMAS!

EDIT: Really?!?1 like REALLY?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! What the actual frack!!!!! (Aaaaaaaaa!!! *Brain shuts down*)
You my friends are gentlemem/ladies and scholars all of you!
Now I find myself from having no Asteros to having a year long supply of them!!! (Aaaaaaaa!!!!!)
(Well hopefull I won't "kill" any of them!)
What the...aaaaaa!!!!!1
Thank you all - truly appreciate it - truly! Sincerely - i'm blown away.
I have received like 3 of them, money to fit it and funniest of all the Guristas have seen fit to send one of their shuttles! :))
(I'm still gonna hack your shinnies tho - ahem - no offense!)
Best thing done by strangers to me! (Who says this game has a bad community, huh?!)
THANK YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!

EDIT: LOL took me a while to find the contracts :)) - AND BTW sorry if there's someone I missed thanking and such - IM JUST SO HYPED RIGHT NOW!!!

EDIT: Seeing as how you've all been SUPER HUMANS I would like you all to help me name the first Astero that will get back into the fray! Suggest away! Weeee

Thanks to you too, other random New Eden citizen that likes my post and may your training queues be short, your Christmas merry - and of course Gursitas-free!

To the 4th random benevolent New Eden citizen - may the Yule Lads shower you with gifts and may your Christmas be merry! (needless to say Guristas-free is automatically implied for you too)

To the fifth benevolent random New Eden citizen - may you fly capitals to your heart's content!* May your Christmas be merry! (presumably once you fly them capitals you will have no problems on making your Christmas (and ours) Guristas-free! )

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*I'm quite new so I hope that's actually something good and people will not try to kill you just cause you have one.

Thank you Debora Tsung, may your Christmas be filled with happiness! May you be surrounded by all those you love and may your gifts be plenty! Of course being surrounded by those you love also implies corp mates, and as such you will have nothing to fear WHEN SCORCHING THE LIFE OUT of them pirates - thus making your Christmas Guristas-free!

NOTE: I am currently at work so to all of you (aside from a Guristas-free Christmas) once I'll log in, I will be sure to share my Yule Lads gifts with you and hopefully we'll all snowball each other into giggles someday!

And a merry, healthy, funny, warm and snazzy Guristas-free Christmas, to you too Jessica Danikov!

Eve trailers - best trailers! Always said it!

And you Maxxor Brutor - may you have a merry, deliciously fabulous, surrounded by your friends and family Christmas! (Family automatically implies it will be Guristas-free - cause we all know nothing beats the power of family...)

Nice post(s).

Happy holidays to you.

And to you too Mr. Frank Millar! Now I know for sure you will have the bestest of Holidays and no problem in keeping it - youuuu guessed it! - Guristas-free!