In-Game Events and Gatherings

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!! Or really.... bring out our dead.

"Brave Newbies?" I hear you say. "Those idiot, know-nothing, insignificant little oiks? Haven't they failscaded yet? Gone off to WOW, where they belong?

Happily, no. The good news is that we're still having fun, blotting the sun with our sh*tfit frigates and occasionally scoring a few decent kills.

We're pretty huge, numbers-wise, and we're ever growing. We run a highly successful help channel: 'Brave Dojo' which is a hotbed of sin and iniquity, and occasional gobbets of good advice. We even manage to attract some guest tutors!

Stupidly, I've stolen the role as the director of Education and Recruitment for the alliance, and now I never get to undock.
Still, the role has its benefits: in this case I can ask for your corpses.

I need to raise Isk to fund our skillbook and frigate handouts. One of my nefarious plans is to hold a Brave Collective Corpse Lottery.

I don't expect there to be much interest in the wider community, (since most of us have died thousands of times and our Corpses practically pave the spacelanes in Barleghuuuugh. However, I'll happily take your spare dead bodies, should you have scooped any of our notables, leadership, frienemies, Rogues or traitors.

I guess that many of you have padded your killboards with our mails, and many of you have been successful. Please donate your corpse! If you've got a dirty old one sitting in your fridge that you know once terrorised our lowly alliance, wheel it out, give it a coat of lipstick and a pat on the bum and contract it to the character: Brave Dojo.

Brave Dojo will also gratefully accept donations of Isk and frigates as you can spare.

As my word is my bond I will see that your kind donations are used to continue trying to kill you all, and dying in the splendiferous manner you know and love. And hey - Come say Hi, give us a chance to collect your corpse for ourselves!

#swagbump

I have sacrificed a pod for the cause....mailed Jack fro reimbursement but haven't heard back.