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SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-12-07 23:57:18 UTC  |  Edited by: SeenButNotHeard
The topic is the truth.

I just picked up a glass and it cracked in my hand. It is very odd - my last wine glass too,

Most weird.

I tried to take some pics but they were frankly underwhelming.
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#2 - 2013-12-08 00:54:26 UTC
The first and only time I washed one of my wife's wine glasses, it cracked.

I'm banned from ever washing them, holding them, drinking from them, or even looking at them.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#3 - 2013-12-08 04:52:43 UTC
Your x men powers are starting to develop,
SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-12-08 05:23:06 UTC
I'm now trying to look it into pieces - but no luck yet.

I'm even trying my most concentrated face whilst growling.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-12-08 06:35:20 UTC
That sucks. I know only too well the feeling of having cracked wine glasses. Sad

In event of xmen powers developing, i strongly recommend you use your powers strictly for good, lols and or trolling.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#6 - 2013-12-08 16:38:56 UTC
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7 - 2013-12-09 19:17:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
I'm now trying to look it into pieces - but no luck yet.

I'm even trying my most concentrated face whilst growling.

You have to hold your tongue just right while you're concentrating.

By the way, I suppose you weren't singing any high pitched notes when the glass cracked? Blink
claire xxx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-12-09 20:04:46 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:
The first and only time I washed one of my wife's wine glasses, it cracked.

I'm banned from ever washing them, holding them, drinking from them, or even looking at them.



Although I'm not married anymore ... I did break a few of my wife's good dishes on purpose while washing them. As well as cooked in her stupidly expensive non-stick pots and pans with a metal spatula.

After that I never washed a dish or cooked again.
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#9 - 2013-12-11 08:09:35 UTC
claire xxx wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:
The first and only time I washed one of my wife's wine glasses, it cracked.

I'm banned from ever washing them, holding them, drinking from them, or even looking at them.



Although I'm not married anymore ... I did break a few of my wife's good dishes on purpose while washing them. As well as cooked in her stupidly expensive non-stick pots and pans with a metal spatula.

After that I never washed a dish or cooked again.


The irony is, the kitchen is my domain. Just not the wine glasses.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Slymah
DorpCorp
#10 - 2013-12-11 08:24:06 UTC
Coffee mug works better anyways
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-12-11 09:14:43 UTC
Champagne out of a mug is how the pros do it. Smile

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#12 - 2013-12-12 07:10:26 UTC
My wife allows me to drink wine from a sippy cup. Less change I'll spill any when I'm drunk, and no change I'll break any of her super duper special precious wine glasses.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-12-12 07:55:47 UTC
That sounds adorable Smile

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#14 - 2013-12-12 12:09:54 UTC
claire xxx wrote:
I did break a few of my wife's good dishes on purpose while washing them. As well as cooked in her stupidly expensive non-stick pots and pans with a metal spatula.

After that I never washed a dish or cooked again.

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claire xxx wrote:
I'm not married anymore.


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No surprises there Lol
claire xxx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-12-12 14:41:45 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
claire xxx wrote:
I did break a few of my wife's good dishes on purpose while washing them. As well as cooked in her stupidly expensive non-stick pots and pans with a metal spatula.

After that I never washed a dish or cooked again.

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claire xxx wrote:
I'm not married anymore.


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No surprises there Lol



hahahahaha I was wondering if someone would connect those two dots.

Lol
Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#16 - 2013-12-12 15:11:38 UTC
OPs HANDS VERY STRONK. POWERED BY SOVIET VODKA!

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

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