Crime & Punishment

Some of you, okay, most of you... have no idea who I am and that's okay. For the rest of you, and all others too, gather 'round for Super Happy Fun Time with Jamwara & Friends!! Inspired by Zappity, fueled by Quafe Zero and driven by The Way of the Pew; join me in tearing a streak of awesome across High Sec space in my search for righteous battles, the slaughter of innocents and other things too!! Maybe we'll learn something together, you and I. The possibilities are truly endless.

These are the voyages of Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley.

Warp drive active

Well, I plan to share really fun, hilarious lessons learned on my way to ruling New Eden... sorta. Actually, I only kill miners if they agress me... they are not ever my intended targets. Feyd is my mentor, Zappity is inspiring - hopefully I can capture their attention along with some others for the purpose of having Super Happy Fun Time with Jamwara & Friends!!! \o/

My most recent kill story shared earlier today in Warfare and Tactics:

So there I was ... a mouthful of Rattlesnake [can I say that here?] and nowhere to go ... just me and Kasri Deodene hanging out and spending some great quality time together. Her drones were hastily melted.. again aaaand again while biding my time and slowly stinging her Battleship to death. Thuper good times. About 15-20m in I realized that I might need some help to get things moving if I wanted to crack her tank this side of Tuesday. Overheat!! Man the rails!! Full steam ahead!!

Meanwhile, 16j away ...

A lone Enyo is making best speed to my location with fresh ammo reserves and extra DPS should the opportunity present itself. Before he gets there Kasri puts out the call in local that some jerk has her scrammed and stuff - not sure what that was about - however, a Merlin decided to drop by...um, do what!? Send in the drones!!! About 15s later the Merlin was at 50% armor and changed his mind...

5m after that ... \o/

ENYO!!!!! And just in time as I only had about 2k charges left in my cargo hold... one cargo container later and I'm restocked like a champ. SUPER SOLID WINGMAN of EXTRAORDINAIRE!!! For some reason, perhaps it was resignation, Kasri engaged the Enyo at which point our combined DPS shat upon her tank and sealed the fate of her ship, her pod and mobile tractor unit to the tune of ~635M ISK in losses. Booya. I couldn't have done it without you buddy; Ishkur & Enyo <3

Yesterday was a good day, friends. Fly adventurous!!

+1 then...

Happy hunting!

I'll be reading this

To which I replied...

"Agreed. I'm glad you're not upset about losing your ship or pod... although why were you tabbed out?? No structure alarms etc?

Hopefully I will see you again on terms of your choosing when I am not expecting it or the least bit prepared. Eve throws some nasty curve-balls, eh? Glad you took it in stride +1

My former corp/alliance mates could learn something from you - they have an incoming wardec from DEVILS and that feel... **** man, it's like I kicked a space puppy or something I like them and I just want to play!! I don't understand some people.

Also, I Like'd you before anyone else.. remember that. We're going places you and I!! xoxo"

Hey buddy o/ izza MEEE!!! The same Jamwara. I'm a new player with just over 10M SP learning to fly assault frigates and then onto ... I'll let you know. High-Sec is a scary place. Have you seen all of those people? Yes you found my killboard, yes I am new to PvP. No I did not skip learning and buy a character with an ass-ton of SP... so what? You would love this life sir, I invite you to join me sometime.. oh wait :D see you later tonight I hope. Sadly, Calicoe's mother passed away last night so I'm dealing with that stuff today after work... funeral arrangements etc

But yes, to answer all of your loaded questions: there is only one of me and here I am. Do I misrepresent myself??

I'm here to have fun. Rocks don't shoot back and buying my way into SP won't make me a better pilot. Although, your Tengu has a tank my Ishkur can't crack hahaha - to be expected, yes?

I would like to point out that we are for hire and most of our clients are other carebears themselves... they really are the most vindictive and mean-spirited type of player in this entire galaxy. For the record, I do not handle contracts so who we end up accepting as clientele vs people we turn away has nothing to do with me; you want Lord Razpataz for that one. Until I'm a full-fledged *******-stomper I will take great pleasure in flying with a purpose and doing my part to pull my weight, provide intel, scout and pew everything I can. It all adds up bro.

DEVILS steamrolling DTF will not be an accomplishment, it will be business as usual. Maybe you'll surprise all of us ... I certainly spoke highly of you in our intel channel. o7

Also also also ... what stories am I trading that are not mine? Carbon was the Enyo pilot that helped me bag Kasri ... verify that with Carbon if you like, or look at my alliance killboard [linked in sig]. I don't follow your reference to "other people's stories."

I too shared your same sense of "This is so great it's almost like I'm flying in all those stories I read about!!!" after hitting my groove in DEVILS, and for that reason, I do not take offense to your incredulity.

damn bro - im trying to reply to your posts but you keep editing them and posting more... slow down a little

let me refresh your memory. I purchased a toon to start a new corp with high standings for us to get jump clones under the new corp. I started the corp so am automatically the founder for 7 days while the standings equal out or whatever. During that 7 day period you drop the old corp but when the time came, you never joined the new one – what exactly are you trying to say here? Maybe you don’t remember the sequence of events like the rest of us?

Your task was to find a PVP alliance for us to join but you found one for yourself and bailed on us. I hope your new pilots dont get the same treatment down the road.

then after a little training from your new alliance, you battle someone from your old alliance - it wasn’t until they killed you in a duel that you started with them that you war dec us – gives the impression that you’re a little hurt and now have something to prove.

im down, and it will be fun im sure.
will i need attack skills for this? I dont see any called attack for me to inject v0v