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The Hidden Perks associated with being a EVE CE owner.
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Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#21 - 2013-12-09 23:39:20 UTC
Did you tell her that in New Eden you are known as Skill Training Online, forum troll?

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.
Cage Man
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#22 - 2013-12-09 23:46:27 UTC
She must be one of those goon spai's that The Mattani spoke of in his presentation, best you hold on tightly to your sov. Blink
Spurty
#23 - 2013-12-09 23:52:54 UTC
8 out of 10 Caldari physicians say your tale will end in a pod shaped protrusion

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Logan Revelore
Symbiotic Systems
#24 - 2013-12-09 23:57:03 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.


You have my condolences.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#25 - 2013-12-10 00:03:23 UTC
This guy is such an awesome troll.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Arrs Grazznic
Poena Executive Solutions
#26 - 2013-12-10 14:41:21 UTC
Pics or it didn't happen.
Ryder 'ook
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-12-10 14:46:34 UTC
What's the difference between an introverted and an extroverted EvE player?

- The extroverted one looks at YOUR shoes when talking to you.



Maybe she has a foot fetish?

Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home.
Cygnet Lythanea
World Welfare Works Association
#28 - 2013-12-10 15:16:34 UTC
Weirdly enough, I once (several years ago) was ganged with a guy in Teamspeak who was getting head while trying to play eve. Needless to day, his playing skill deteriorated quickly and he ended up attacking a gate gun.
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#29 - 2013-12-10 15:27:28 UTC
Whatever.Lol
The OP made me laugh so much I had problem hitting his 'like' button.

Thank you OP, for a much needed chuckle.
Miasmos
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-12-10 16:15:18 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:
So I have been listening to my EVE Symphony CD on and off at work since I received it as part of the collector's edition.

A few days ago I actually had a female co-worker approach intentionally, she wanted me to talk about the music.

I explained that it was Icelandic and came from the land the Icelandic natives call "New Eden"

Things went great, and we entered a physical relationship, the thing is she enjoys the music as a 'soundtrack' for romantic encounters.

Is it possibly that CCP and the Icelandic Orchestra discovered the instrumental equivalent of Barry White?

Regardless I would like to thank CCP for making my life better, and I am eternally glad I purchased the Collector's Edition.

Is there any chance the CD will be sold separately of the Collector's Edition?


Deduction: she ran away with the original CD.
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