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DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-12-10 02:43:26 UTC
I think I dribbled from laughing too much.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#22 - 2013-12-10 03:57:45 UTC
DeadRow wrote:
I think I dribbled from laughing too much.

This one seems to have a fine sense of humor.

I'll take her.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-12-10 04:02:36 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
DeadRow wrote:
I think I dribbled from laughing too much.

This one seems to have a fine sense of humor.

I'll take her.


My place or your's?
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#24 - 2013-12-10 04:35:09 UTC
DeadRow wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
DeadRow wrote:
I think I dribbled from laughing too much.

This one seems to have a fine sense of humor.

I'll take her.


My place or your's?

That's quaint. You must be new to slavery?

My place of course. You no longer have 'a place', other than by my side or wherever I may direct your presence from time to time. Neither do you have a name anymore, merely a number and that number is K162. But for my convenience you will be known as "Giggles", seeing as most of my pilots are terrible at math.

Now don't get me wrong, Giggles, I'm not really into slavery as such and you maybe caught my earlier statement about how I generally offer those in your unfortunate position freedom and choices - ultimately. But for now you will respect your lowly position, remain as Giggles, lapdog of Bob and masseuse to my sore, dainty little feet and athletic shoulders which often bear enormous loads.

So pack your **** Giggles, drop Corp and standby for further instructions. I'll have my sister swing by and escort you to our highsec static later this evening.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Rin Valador
Professional Amateurs
#25 - 2013-12-10 04:38:00 UTC
I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for...

"There will be neither compassion nor mercy; Nor peace, nor solace For those who bear witness to these Signs And still do not believe." - The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#26 - 2013-12-10 04:39:46 UTC
Another one... this is grave indeed.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#27 - 2013-12-10 04:59:20 UTC
Rin Valador wrote:
I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for...

Yeah but I got a great deal!

This whole free slaves thing is really innovative. Thanks OP.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-12-10 05:01:36 UTC
Rin Valador wrote:
I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for...



Not at all! Sounds like quite the adventure I'm going to have.
Cerise Solette
Doomheim
#29 - 2013-12-10 05:10:09 UTC
ANOTHER ONE RESCUED!

Yaaay!
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#30 - 2013-12-10 05:11:15 UTC
DeadRow wrote:
Rin Valador wrote:
I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for...



Not at all! Sounds like quite the adventure I'm going to have.


I guess any hole can be a goal.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2013-12-10 05:18:14 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:

I guess any hole can be a goal.


Any port in a storm ... Not that it's been that stormy over here Blink

Cerise Solette wrote:
ANOTHER ONE RESCUED!

Yaaay!


A bit too much stuff to move across the Cluster for me to take up the offer, sadly. Perhaps if her wormhole pops up near Reynire!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#32 - 2013-12-10 05:20:19 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
DeadRow wrote:
Rin Valador wrote:
I don't think deadrow got quite what she bargained for...



Not at all! Sounds like quite the adventure I'm going to have.


I guess any hole can be a goal.

Not necessarily.

In fact in my travels I've discovered that sometimes people have trouble keeping their towers erect in even the nicest of holes.

You get out what you put in, I guess. Not everyone is up to the task of providing what's needed to keep that tower standing.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#33 - 2013-12-10 05:29:05 UTC
DeadRow wrote:
A bit too much stuff to move across the Cluster for me to take up the offer, sadly. Perhaps if her wormhole pops up near Reynire!

Huh?

What the .... ?

As if you would have a choice!

So ... this is all just one big hoax? A ruse? A slavish-scam of sorts?

Where the **** is my free slave, Solette!? I call you out. You ma'am are a liar, slanderer and scammer who now owes me a slave.

100,000,000 ISK bounty has now been placed on the head of Cerise Solette. I'll happily surrender triple that amount to anyone who brings the lunatic to me in chains, alive.

I'mma have my slave one way or the other.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#34 - 2013-12-10 05:38:25 UTC
Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#35 - 2013-12-10 05:42:15 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers.

"Romp chambers"?

Mr Vachon sir, I've lived in deep space for three long years and can hole-innuendo with the best of them, but your insinuation is just plain inappropriate. I'm not into women, nor would I abuse a 'slave' in the manner which you imply.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#36 - 2013-12-10 05:50:10 UTC
It was a joke, maybe I should have smiled when I said that.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#37 - 2013-12-10 05:53:59 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
It was a joke, maybe I should have smiled when I said that.

Aye, it would have helped.

Someone once said "I have found that a smile and a stick will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it is the smile that does the trick."

In any event this is no smiling-matter, sir. I've just been scammed. Hoodwinked. Deceived and bamboozled. Not really the ideal time to jokingly accuse me of being a sadist and then question my sexuality.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Jurou Yuan
Wolfraam 74
#38 - 2013-12-10 09:09:15 UTC
It's all true. Particularly the part about me being cute.
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#39 - 2013-12-10 09:27:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Anatole Madullier
Erica Dusette wrote:
Arkady Vachon wrote:
Whips, chains, and zero-g romp chambers.

"Romp chambers"?

Mr Vachon sir, I've lived in deep space for three long years and can hole-innuendo with the best of them, but your insinuation is just plain inappropriate. I'm not into women, nor would I abuse a 'slave' in the manner which you imply.


Zero-G is pretty cool though cher.... Blink

So what's the rescue tally at now? How many have been "saved"

P.S. Can I rescue Jurou? He is actually pretty cute.

ॐ
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#40 - 2013-12-10 09:33:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Katrina Oniseki
Since when does an Achuran ostensibly serving the State own slaves?

Katrina Oniseki