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Cerise Solette
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-12-09 20:22:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Cerise Solette
Yeah! I was listening in on the Summits, and saw that guy Tibberus Thessaroni and Deaderoo and Ever Polevka and Sofie Rosebud from The Slaves Foundations, and I was totally depressed because, like, they're really really nice dudes, but they've been enslaved!

We need'a do somethin' about that!

FREE THE SLAVES FOUNDATIONS!!!

They have lots of cute guys, right? And girls too! Cuz I'm into that! But they're all enslaved by evil Amarrians! We have to fight for their freedom!

LET FREEDOM RIIIING!

We all know what its like to be told what to do, right? Like, you gotta pay taxes, and you gotta change the channel when mum doesn't like you watching "Oiled Lifeguards of Yellow County" because she says it's too explicit. Horrible! These people don't even have oiled lifeguards! Or even a Yellow County!

The Slaves Foundations need love and hugs and kisses just like anyone else, you know! They say they don't, but they are just really sad because they don't have mommies or daddies anymore, because they got Slaved! And .. Foundationed! I think this is really sad, because everybody needs hugs and kisses, right?!

This is totes not cool! So I am starting a new humanitarian effort where we can fight for The Slaves Foundations freedom, so they can all enjoy oiled lifeguards and ice cream and hugs and kisses! So if you see one, make sure you unlock his handcuffs and give him a big hug and a kiss!

I'M COMING FOR YOU TIBBALUS! ... and the rest of you too!

I will SAVE you!
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#2 - 2013-12-09 20:25:18 UTC
First in line for hugs and kisses would be Citizen Ahvar. We can take you to meet him if you wouldn't mind a trip to the Promised Land.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#3 - 2013-12-09 20:25:24 UTC
You have a pilots license?
Sofia Roseburn
Verdant Inquiries
#4 - 2013-12-09 20:27:18 UTC
I'm in it for the money. Got a better offer?
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#5 - 2013-12-09 20:32:42 UTC
What.

Katrina Oniseki
Cerise Solette
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-12-09 20:34:20 UTC
OH MY GOD ITS TRUE?! It even says TRUE Slaved Foundation!!!

The evil Amarrs did this to you!

Shh. Don't worry! I will love you! I will take care of you!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#7 - 2013-12-09 20:44:06 UTC
A give-away?

Great! I'll take some free TSF if there's any left. Any chance of delivery?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

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Cerise Solette
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-12-09 21:04:46 UTC
Yah! We can totally share them! I want the Tiberium guy though! He's got the cutest little frown!!!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9 - 2013-12-09 21:17:06 UTC
Oh I see. TSF is a peoples?

That's very kind of them to allow you to give them away. I've purchased numerous slaves in the past, only to give them their freedom along with an offer to join our team. Most choose to stay.

So, who have I got to choose from and what skills do they have?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Gen Kumon
Naqam
#10 - 2013-12-09 21:18:36 UTC
...are your implants malfunctioning?
Cerise Solette
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-12-09 21:25:07 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Oh I see. TSF is a peoples?

That's very kind of them to allow you to give them away. I've purchased numerous slaves in the past, only to give them their freedom along with an offer to join our team. Most choose to stay.

So, who have I got to choose from and what skills do they have?


OMG! They are not slaves! Well, they are slaves, but they shouldn't be slaves. Because slaves are BAD. Well, they are really nice slaves, but it's bad to BE slaves.

You wouldn't want to be slaves, would you?!

Gen Kumon wrote:
...are your implants malfunctioning?


Baby, these are real, sheesh.

Wait a minute! You're one of those Shakepot Revealers! ARE YOU A SLAVER?!
Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#12 - 2013-12-09 21:27:16 UTC
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. Probably both.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#13 - 2013-12-09 21:29:03 UTC
Cerise Solette wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Oh I see. TSF is a peoples?

That's very kind of them to allow you to give them away. I've purchased numerous slaves in the past, only to give them their freedom along with an offer to join our team. Most choose to stay.

So, who have I got to choose from and what skills do they have?


OMG! They are not slaves! Well, they are slaves, but they shouldn't be slaves. Because slaves are BAD. Well, they are really nice slaves, but it's bad to BE slaves.

You wouldn't want to be slaves, would you?!

You didn't answer my question. What kind of sales person are you?

And I guess I am a slave in some contexts, ma'am, to Bob. She whips me back and forth on a regular basis, but I like it.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#14 - 2013-12-09 21:31:06 UTC
My gibberish translator program is working overtime lately.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Iwan Terpalen
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-12-09 21:32:33 UTC
Okay, so, who slipped the Blue Pill into pilot Solette's nutrient injector? Stand up, whoever you are.

(You deserve a pat on the back.)
Cerise Solette
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-12-09 21:33:20 UTC
Denak Calamari wrote:
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. Probably both.


You should cry for all the lost and lonely Truly Slaves! They are very sad, and they need to be saved, like on those puppy commercials that play the sad music. Sad

Just look at their sad faces! LOOK AT THEM.

And you tell me. Don't they deserve a loving home?!

Adopt a TSF today!
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#17 - 2013-12-09 21:34:03 UTC
Umm ... TSF is Sansha's Nation.

Or is OP simply being sarcastic?

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Cerise Solette
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-12-09 21:40:04 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Umm ... TSF is Sansha's Nation.

Or is OP simply being sarcastic?


Well Sasha isn't taking very good care of them now is she?!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#19 - 2013-12-09 21:48:56 UTC
Well since you refuse to answer my question I call hoax on your give-away.

But on the off-chance I'm wrong I took the time to answer my own question. Seems this organization has around sixty slaves in it, many of whom appear skilled in various trades and some of which are easy on the eye - a definite prerequisite to joining my family.

I'm terrible at making decisions, it's why I lead a wormhole corporation, so I'll just take whomever you decide to give me.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#20 - 2013-12-09 22:54:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Job Valador
Did she really just call Sansha, Sasha? Oh god my sides. Red hair does not suit you in this case darling, just saying.

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
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