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The Hidden Perks associated with being a EVE CE owner.

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Skill Training Online
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-12-09 16:01:48 UTC
So I have been listening to my EVE Symphony CD on and off at work since I received it as part of the collector's edition.

A few days ago I actually had a female co-worker approach intentionally, she wanted me to talk about the music.

I explained that it was Icelandic and came from the land the Icelandic natives call "New Eden"

Things went great, and we entered a physical relationship, the thing is she enjoys the music as a 'soundtrack' for romantic encounters.

Is it possibly that CCP and the Icelandic Orchestra discovered the instrumental equivalent of Barry White?

Regardless I would like to thank CCP for making my life better, and I am eternally glad I purchased the Collector's Edition.

Is there any chance the CD will be sold separately of the Collector's Edition?

Thank You Obama!

Adamski flipflop
Trigger Warning.
#2 - 2013-12-09 16:10:28 UTC
im just going to go ahead and say..................wut.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#3 - 2013-12-09 16:22:46 UTC
Is there any chance I can get a copy without random coughing in the background?

...

ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-12-09 17:09:41 UTC
I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.

Dodixie > Hek

Wyrmlimion
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-12-09 17:27:47 UTC
This reminds me of those TV commercials for Lynx Deordorant when the guy sprays it on his armpits then suddently women start running to him from all directions.
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#6 - 2013-12-09 18:51:06 UTC
OP: Lie if you must, but don't fool yourself. The only ladies in your life has been your left and right.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#7 - 2013-12-09 18:53:41 UTC
I like Battleships.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

Skippy Usenet
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-12-09 19:01:12 UTC
It's OK, OP. I believe you. Eve soundtrack is great for romantic encounters. My lady especially like the action "below the asteroids."
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#9 - 2013-12-09 19:07:59 UTC
Skippy Usenet wrote:
It's OK, OP. I believe you. Eve soundtrack is great for romantic encounters. My lady especially like the action "below the asteroids."

Shocked

That can be taken a number of ways.
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-12-09 19:13:44 UTC
OP got some.

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.

Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#11 - 2013-12-09 19:16:32 UTC
I wear headphones at my desk because I'm not an *******.

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.

Ella Foreman
Ze DoucheWaffe
#12 - 2013-12-09 19:24:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Ella Foreman
If, by extremely remote chance, this isn't horsesheit, then it's probably not the eve cd that did it. She/he/it is just easy.

"Physical relationship" after just a couple days? A cheeseburger at the local fast food dump would have had the same results. Big smile
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-12-09 19:27:23 UTC
Ella Foreman wrote:
If, by extremely remote chance, this isn't horsesheit, then it's probably not the eve cd that did it. She/he/it is just easy.

"Physical relationship" after just a couple days? A cheeseburger at the local fast food dump would have had the same results. Big smile

You must have a happy life.




Not!

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Elfred Gam'Havoc
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-12-09 19:27:51 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.


Ahem, my wife would have wardec'd me, and interdicted all attempts at copulation for weeks if I'd bought a CE... :(

Gotta pick and choose your battles wisely.
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#15 - 2013-12-09 19:29:12 UTC
Elfred Gam'Havoc wrote:
ElQuirko wrote:
I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.


Ahem, my wife would have wardec'd me, and interdicted all attempts at copulation for weeks if I'd bought a CE... :(

Gotta pick and choose your battles wisely.


Drop corp and use an alt to sneak around the back way.
Ella Foreman
Ze DoucheWaffe
#16 - 2013-12-09 19:30:43 UTC
Actually I have a pretty good life. Bills are paid. Nice house. Newer cars, and no worries.


I was just damned at birth with x-ray vision.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-12-09 19:36:37 UTC
... wishes people would stop confusing "Lola" by The Kinks with their EVE-related fantasies... Shocked

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

Algol Bailiwick
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-12-09 20:15:56 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Is there any chance I can get a copy without random coughing in the background?

This is actually a serious problem in live orchestra recordings. I wish venues could get away with just throwing out people with coughs.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-12-09 20:52:28 UTC
Elfred Gam'Havoc wrote:
ElQuirko wrote:
I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.

Ahem, my wife would have wardec'd me, and interdicted all attempts at copulation for weeks if I'd bought a CE... :(

Gotta pick and choose your battles wisely.

That's some self-aware hand you've got there.

Dodixie > Hek

Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#20 - 2013-12-09 21:53:50 UTC
Algol Bailiwick wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Is there any chance I can get a copy without random coughing in the background?

This is actually a serious problem in live orchestra recordings. I wish venues could get away with just throwing out people with coughs.

Or........or

Just a thought!

Why not....I dunno, record it during one of their...many rehearsals?

...

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