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my kid just turned one, so lets blow stuff up for isk
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Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-12-06 15:33:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Wingmate
my kid just turned 1! that's awesome. he is literally the cutest kid ever to exist on the face of the earth. here's a picture: http://i.imgur.com/8ZhWAuP.jpg - he's already working on his trollface!

in honor of him, i will pay 250m isk to the funniest killmail that is posted in this thread between now and exactly one week from today.

i know, it's not much, but it's free isk for doing stuff you'd do anyways =) i realize that not everyone can get armor officer-fit cyno relic faction-miner rokhs every day, but if you get a loltastic km, post it here and i'll pay out for the best one.

edit:

currently in the running:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3975293#post3975293 <- cyclone fleet issue
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3977128#post3977128 <- david vs. goliath (and all david's little anklebiter friends)

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2013-12-06 18:49:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Happy Birthday to the babyBig smile

I thought this was kinda, funny... I went on a rescue mission to save some enslaved folks from the evil autopiloter ProtoMasha Ellecon, unfortunately I was not able to save the exotic dancers Cry

Not the funniest I'm sure, but it will get you started.

https://zkillboard.com/detail/34402445/

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-12-06 19:56:50 UTC
as someone who collects biomass, i do indeed find that funny. did they asplode out of the wreck into space like corpses do? or just drop in cans?

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433
Paranoid Loyd
#4 - 2013-12-06 20:20:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Oh man, that would be hilarious if any passengers that didn't drop ended up as corpses spread about the wreck. Twisted

Unfortunately they do not.

To F&I! It will be better than most of the drivel I read there.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
#5 - 2013-12-06 20:31:14 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Happy Birthday to the babyBig smile

I thought this was kinda, funny... I went on a rescue mission to save some enslaved folks from the evil autopiloter ProtoMasha Ellecon, unfortunately I was not able to save the exotic dancers Cry

Not the funniest I'm sure, but it will get you started.

https://zkillboard.com/detail/34402445/


What the hell is going on in this killmail o_O

Cool initiative op, happy birthday to your kid!
SkyFlyer
The Last Hope
#6 - 2013-12-06 21:38:12 UTC
Not sure if you find this one funny , but we certainly did - we were doing our black ops night and well got pretty bored...

So this happened : http://suddenly.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=20783925

Not many people would find this funny but the fact that it was well that ship made it p funny for us
Benjamin Bumsicle
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-12-06 23:26:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Benjamin Bumsicle
Happy birthday to your boy. It's a special age, cherish every moment... before you know it you'll be buying him his first subscription :)

I don't know of any 'amusing' killmails, but Socratic is always great to poke fun at, and I do miss him so. Here we can see one of his awful Gilas is being laid to rest.

Miss you, kitten :(

Forum alt, please ignore.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#8 - 2013-12-07 00:20:39 UTC
New kills only right? Or can I post the ALOD I inflicted on someone a year or so back?

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-12-07 04:45:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugia3
Happy birthday! Smile

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=20699051

Grabbed this guy earlier that day when he was sitting AFK on station. Later on we went 4vMe, with everyone else fleeing, and he died again... This this happened. When in doubt, don't warp out!

Then there is this one: Paladin and Golden Pod. Caught him running a signature in our home.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#10 - 2013-12-07 08:59:05 UTC
Happy birthday

I cleaned up some space trash...solo'd Talos

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#11 - 2013-12-07 12:51:36 UTC
Dat Talos.

Straight

/facepalms

You didn't even bother with 'neutral' logi , did you?

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#12 - 2013-12-07 14:42:44 UTC
A buddy caught this Fleet Issue Hurricane today in Madirmilire, found it interesting, so to speak. Should have flown a Cyclone I guess... Shocked

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#13 - 2013-12-07 18:43:37 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Dat Talos.

Straight

/facepalms

You didn't even bother with 'neutral' logi , did you?



No neutral logi or links I fly solo

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#14 - 2013-12-08 01:25:05 UTC
isnt the funniest but i believe it warrents posting here:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=21165069
I was fooling around in amarr and sent a duel request to this guy...he accepts and attacks me with 1 warrior I...and thanks to my alliance mates with the almighty 100mn tengu, we bumped him off and i killed him

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#15 - 2013-12-09 12:07:15 UTC
I saw that happen, it was hilarious.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-12-09 13:59:07 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Dat Talos.

Straight

/facepalms

You didn't even bother with 'neutral' logi , did you?



No neutral logi or links I fly solo


Neutral logi is epic fail.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#17 - 2013-12-09 14:48:20 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Dat Talos.

Straight

/facepalms

You didn't even bother with 'neutral' logi , did you?



No neutral logi or links I fly solo


Neutral logi is epic fail.

oh yeah neutral logi has lost all appeal accept for a suspect exequror fleet Bear

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-12-09 15:09:09 UTC
Domineren wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Dat Talos.

Straight

/facepalms

You didn't even bother with 'neutral' logi , did you?



No neutral logi or links I fly solo


Neutral logi is epic fail.

oh yeah neutral logi has lost all appeal accept for a suspect exequror fleet Bear


Lol.... if you need to use neutrals to win your battles, Ill just leave that alone. I am aware of the mechanics behind it, and its just a bit too cheesy for me. One of the reasons I stick to low.... you dont have to wait for the RR to go suspect before firing...

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-12-09 23:00:34 UTC
SkyFlyer wrote:
Not sure if you find this one funny , but we certainly did - we were doing our black ops night and well got pretty bored...

So this happened : http://suddenly.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=20783925

Not many people would find this funny but the fact that it was well that ship made it p funny for us


haha, needs more rewidosinthers =)

Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
New kills only right? Or can I post the ALOD I inflicted on someone a year or so back?


new only, please. i'm trying to encourage more ganking in the event of a major derp getting caught on a kb somewhere.

Lugia3 wrote:
Then there is this one: Paladin and Golden Pod. Caught him running a signature in our home.


because crystals are so good with paladins =3

Starrakatt wrote:
A buddy caught this Fleet Issue Hurricane today in Madirmilire, found it interesting, so to speak. Should have flown a Cyclone I guess... Shocked


those rigs are beautiful! haha, i love it =)

Domineren wrote:
isnt the funniest but i believe it warrents posting here:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=21165069
I was fooling around in amarr and sent a duel request to this guy...he accepts and attacks me with 1 warrior I...and thanks to my alliance mates with the almighty 100mn tengu, we bumped him off and i killed him


this one's also in the running =)

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433
Paranoid Loyd
#20 - 2013-12-10 08:34:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Well, I don't know how funny you will think this is but I know the loot fairy is ROFL. Pirate

The fitting is also quite hilarious and I found this tayra on autopilot. Shocked

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
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