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A new initiative - Renting space from goons

Author
Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-11-21 20:07:46 UTC
So, I got this marvellous business idea. Let's rent space off goons and then rent it forwards to indy corps who need it for their rich-ass haulers with their melted nanoribbons and stuffs! The goons will honour the deal, a recruiter of theirs promised! The project will be financed with YOUR money, and so you will get 99% of the profits. And there will be no risk of scamming, because the shares will be hold by five trustees who will ensure that the totally unrelevant Antimatter Charge S ORIGINAL(1111!!!) blueprints won't run off. So, let your ISK pour in! Send the ISK to me (Accepting increments of 0.10 ISK and up).


With Regards, Chevalleis.

(Thread requested by Hatan Gahran, ran short on time so can't deliver more details, otherwise you might steal my plan!)
Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#2 - 2011-11-21 20:12:52 UTC
Chevalleis wrote:
So, I got this marvellous business idea. Let's rent space off goons and then rent it forwards to indy corps who need it for their rich-ass haulers with their melted nanoribbons and stuffs! The goons will honour the deal, a recruiter of theirs promised! The project will be financed with YOUR money, and so you will get 99% of the profits. And there will be no risk of scamming, because the shares will be hold by five trustees who will ensure that the totally unrelevant Antimatter Charge S ORIGINAL(1111!!!) blueprints won't run off. So, let your ISK pour in! Send the ISK to me (Accepting increments of 0.10 ISK and up).


With Regards, Chevalleis.

(Thread requested by Hatan Gahran, ran short on time so can't deliver more details, otherwise you might steal my plan!)



Gatan Hahran > i pay 3m isk for each good MD troll thread inside the next 55 minutes


Uhm well, not fantastic, but thats worth 2m isk, will send ingame now...
Uskos
New Ceres Economics and Logsitcs
#3 - 2011-11-21 20:16:29 UTC
Greetings Chevalleis

Your business proposal is marvelous and with no doubt will succede in the harsh and unforgiving world of EVE economics. As i fully trust you and the parties involved i have sent a transaction worth 10bil. I know this is a very small sum for a amazingly skilled and ambitious trader like you but i also want to take part in this promising venture. Hope to see the 50% profits coming in soon.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#4 - 2011-11-21 20:19:25 UTC
Hahahahahaha...
Yea right Roll

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

IceFyre S18
Zulu Labs
#5 - 2011-11-21 20:33:24 UTC
Sounds too good to be true, I suspect a scam here.
What holds the trustees from running away with the collateral?
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#6 - 2011-11-21 20:42:21 UTC
IceFyre S18 wrote:
What holds the trustees from running away with the collateral?



Me. I just finished training Propulsion Jamming 1

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Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-11-22 06:06:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Chevalleis
Thank you mr. Uskos. You have been added to the shareholders list.




Quote:
Uhm well, not fantastic, but thats worth 2m isk, will send ingame now...

Considering that I had 5 minutes of time before I had to log off, that is definitely worth 3m. Show me some bling bling!
Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#8 - 2011-11-22 07:06:08 UTC
*grumbles*

remaining 1m sent!
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
#9 - 2011-11-22 20:09:57 UTC  |  Edited by: GreasyCarl Semah
Dear Sir,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria AMARR who died on the 8th of June 19982687.

My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside AMARR. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Mohammed Abacha is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition.

I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.

It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.

My late husband had/has Eighty Million ISK (80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.

May Allah show you mercy as you do so?

Your faithfully,

Dr (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha (M.O.N)

N/B: Please contact Dr Galadima Hassan on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities
Cloe Toombs
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-11-25 09:20:21 UTC
What a wonderful idea, infact, if you send me the isk corresponding to what the rent should be, then I will send twice as much back as rent each term. So if you want the rent to be 20bn a month, just send me 10bn and I'll pay double rent! It's a win-win since we keep so much of the profit!