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"The Darian Chronicles"
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Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-12-05 01:48:44 UTC
greetings

messages

NNNN

data retrieval necessary

data cores lost or broken

is this a SCAM

i dunno

where are you

i am in metro at the moment - i am gettin ready to pack up with my slaves

slaves

ya my slaves

wait i thought you liked the minnies

i do - they aint really slaves they are employed by me but they work for free

ah ok

so where you headed

galente

why

someone got arrested over there and well there is another issue

and

wait who am i talkin to

is this me

no its HQRF

ah ok whew thot it was an amarian impersonator

HQ you goin after Jamyl?

Hek ya baby that...never mind...i want her really bad

HQ ok well we got a bid in from a merc...he is dealin up some offers inside caldari

D: sweet how much

HQ: we got 100Bil so far..ETA?

D: ETA is 7 days...the supers are already online

HQ ok i will tell that Mordu contact he will be pleased...you staging in galente I hear

D: ya - theres a few incursions down there they will never know; quite the ploy dont you think?

HQ: ya Amarrians are so stuck on themselves and their god - its all a BIG SCAM ya know

D: you got that right and I am gettin out

HQ ok good luck - you streamin all the activities post correct?

D: o ya baby - New Eden is gonna be, shall we say...TOAST...OUT
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#22 - 2013-12-05 08:37:34 UTC
What kind of holothread spam is this?

Much of your writings, whilst obviously written with care and passion, make absolutely no sense to the casual observer, sir, and are made even more confusing with some of the odd things you refer too.

What is this "CCP" you refer too?

Who are these "new players"? And what are they playing?

Full marks for your efforts sir, but the results are leaving much to be desired and even more to be translated.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#23 - 2013-12-05 11:00:20 UTC
Erica, I believe that this may be yet another instance of the insanity epidemic that has been spreading among capsuleers. I am deeply concerned by these events the condition seems to be solely limited to Capsuleers, which could suggest some sort of connection to the capsule tech. Possibly errors in the brain scans or defective clones. As the number increases of apparent insanity cases I believe we may be approaching a point at which we need to intervene. I am considering trying to establish a research team that could look into the matter in more detail.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#24 - 2013-12-05 11:48:14 UTC
Not until you've taken a break from your current research I hope, Mr Dreygun! *wags finger*

You could be right though. Personally I'm still wondering if it's drug-related. Not sure whether I should be concerned or envious to be honest.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#25 - 2013-12-05 11:54:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Dreygun
Erica Dusette wrote:
Not until you've taken a break from your current research I hope, Mr Dreygun! *wags finger*

You could be right though. Personally I'm still wondering if it's drug-related. Not sure whether I should be concerned or envious to be honest.


I have taken a very nice hiatus from my wormhole studies, I appreciate the concern, however this particular concern I believe may be pressing enough to warrant breaking my vacation plans.
I dearly hope the condition is drug related if not, I certainly worry about our future.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#26 - 2013-12-05 15:42:26 UTC
Obviously this is yet another case of a newly licensed pilot vomiting out his nascent thoughts as if they were timeless pearls of wisdom that we all should contemplate. Hopefully the CRC will soon see fit to move these ramblings to their proper place.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Blaise Cadelanne
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-12-05 18:08:46 UTC
Dreygun wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Not until you've taken a break from your current research I hope, Mr Dreygun! *wags finger*

You could be right though. Personally I'm still wondering if it's drug-related. Not sure whether I should be concerned or envious to be honest.


I have taken a very nice hiatus from my wormhole studies, I appreciate the concern, however this particular concern I believe may be pressing enough to warrant breaking my vacation plans.
I dearly hope the condition is drug related if not, I certainly worry about our future.


This is a disturbing development, as I have noticed an increase of what I believe to be booster related transmissions on IGS as well. I wish you well in your research, and I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not an epidemic as you have mentioned.

Blaise Cadelanne

They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla! Where the brave may live forever!”
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2013-12-06 00:28:34 UTC
Greetings...

Annabella Rella...First off your report is duly noted and I will report it to your superior...obviously you are in the dark so I wont hold it against you...

Now on to more pressing news...

Yes...and this is Darian by the way...my writer is to afraid of me now...and I got all the drugs I need thank you...

In fact..most likely after it is all said and done, it will be in the millions...all in my nice pretty little head...

My story ends here...

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NNNN

HQRS: Report

Seeker: Data cores rcvd...on the way to the site

HQRS: Reveal

Seeker: UNCLAS?

HQRS: The news is out...Republic Security Services In Force...Please Respond

Seeker: The reveals are as follows: Please Decrypt As I will not share this lightly as time is of the essence and I am being followed....

Data Sources Reveals:

1)
Arj Rqra Vf Ng Gur Raq Bs Gur Ebnq

2)
V unir orra pnyyrq ba n zvffvba ...
Nygub V nz abg gur cevrg'f nggraqnag...
Qbbzfqnl jvyy rzretr sebz svffvba
naq gur tubfg bs juvpu V frrx...
vf abj cravgrag.

3)
The above message, while not clear to many, is easily decrypted, by some, but understood, by none...

4)
A friend in need, is a friend in-deed...I am no longer that friend...be careful what you say your words may come back...
to haunt you...

5) There are 5 days in an Earth week excluding 2 of them...the total of which is the time left to save all of New Eden

6) Less then the number of days left...we call it... "1"

7) The number of days, inclusive, of the time left to save the ancient records...

Answer me not, and I will assure you...those records will be destroyed.

Annabelle, where would you like me to place this discussion now?

The little skirmishes here and there...
Yet Galente Minmatar Caldari Amarr dont care...
The 'New Player' in town and the unknown 'CCP'...
Are VERY well known...for in fact...It Is Me.

Seeker EOM

HQRS: Data decoded; route will be safe for 1 hour both ways whenver you reach, 'The Entrance'

Seeker: Copy Route Safe Access Point Ackowledge Safe on Entry/Exit...Expect rendezvous within 24 hours...

HQRS: Communications Terminated

=====================================================

There is 1 exception to the rule: I am not, nor do I pretend to be, CCP ! I have no affiliation with this 'known' entity....funny thing...I seem to know what CCP is...it is too bad some of you are, shall we say...in the dark?

Darian
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#29 - 2013-12-06 17:46:30 UTC
This is what happens when the clone engineers do not pay attention.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-12-10 03:13:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Darian en Chasteaux
...

The time has come to say good bye to New Eden...

I venture forth back thru the gate from which I came ... The New Eden Gate

The only presence I will leave behind is that of my own corpse ...

There will be a recorded history of the event ... somewhere heretofore unknown ... such is my case ...

I will have left my mark with a Ghost of all creatures ... fitting, since it seems as tho that is all I ever was in this place... was a ghost ...

but there are advantages to being a ghost ... and disadvantages too ... such is my case ...

my time here has been met with more friends than enemies ... as such is usually the case ...

I leave with these few thoughts ...

... ...
---

a friend in need is a friend in-deed

... ...
---

when the winds do howl
some build a wall
others build a windmill
to heed the call

... ...
---

the past is history
the future a mystery
but the present...is a gift

I leave my all to these who came before me, and press onward...that is my call

darian
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#31 - 2013-12-10 05:30:26 UTC
Don't forget to contract all of your stuff to me before you go into the great beyond of the EVE Gate.

Have a nice trip.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#32 - 2013-12-10 06:41:25 UTC
Don't forget your toothbrush!
Blaise Cadelanne
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-12-10 23:45:33 UTC
So he was delusional and suicidal as well. An unbalanced individual indeed. I do hope that the neural scanner is offline when he flies into the EVE gate.

Best of luck to you on your journey into oblivion Darian, and if by some chance you make it through fly safe. What?

Blaise Cadelanne

They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla! Where the brave may live forever!”
Reeves Todako
Caldari Corn Paste
#34 - 2013-12-11 00:38:43 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:

What is this "CCP" you refer too?



While I cannot understand all of what this find upstanding gentleman is talking about, I do recognize my unmistakable brand from an AU away! Why, he's talking about Caldari Corn Paste of course!

It's true we have had some events lately promoting one of our more seasoned and well tested flavors 'Expanses of Scalding Pass'. But I can't recall there being games. I'm sure if one of my employees were to set something up along those lines he sure would have mentioned it to me first. I love a good game as much as the next person! Almost as much as I love me a good sized helping of Caldari Corn Paste!

That's right, Caldari Corn Paste! Working with the finest Caldari grains to provide to you the best Corn Paste this side of Domain!

Free samples of 'Sea of Huimoto' flavor are being discontinued due to popularity. We're simply all out of samples! Please check with your local retailer for your supplies of Caldari Corn Paste in all the fantastic 382 flavors!
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#35 - 2013-12-11 00:42:27 UTC
Reeves Todako wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:

What is this "CCP" you refer too?



While I cannot understand all of what this find upstanding gentleman is talking about, I do recognize my unmistakable brand from an AU away! Why, he's talking about Caldari Corn Paste of course!

It's true we have had some events lately promoting one of our more seasoned and well tested flavors 'Expanses of Scalding Pass'. But I can't recall there being games. I'm sure if one of my employees were to set something up along those lines he sure would have mentioned it to me first. I love a good game as much as the next person! Almost as much as I love me a good sized helping of Caldari Corn Paste!

That's right, Caldari Corn Paste! Working with the finest Caldari grains to provide to you the best Corn Paste this side of Domain!

Free samples of 'Sea of Huimoto' flavor are being discontinued due to popularity. We're simply all out of samples! Please check with your local retailer for your supplies of Caldari Corn Paste in all the fantastic 382 flavors!


amazing 382? what are the most popular flavors.
Reeves Todako
Caldari Corn Paste
#36 - 2013-12-11 01:10:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Reeves Todako
Dreygun wrote:


amazing 382? what are the most popular flavors.


Sea of Huimoto really took off shortly after public taste testing begun. Other sensational flavors that have delighted taste buds around the cluster are as follows. (In no particular order)

Capsuleer Cocoa (Despite some conspiracy theories, theories that are ENTIRELY UNTRUE, I must insist that in no way is Pod Goo used in this flavor! )
Night Kiss on Intaki II (A spicy flavor inspired by a spicy world!)
Raspberry (I'm not personally sure what a Raspberry is, but it does taste great!)
Standard (It isn't normally called Standard, it's not really called much of anything at all. This entry is for the unflavored Caldari Corn Paste. So popular though it beats of many of our flavored options! I hear tell it goes great in all sorts of dishes. But as I stated months ago and have been saying ever since, please do not attempt to use Caldari Corn Paste in prototype shield extender technology! It's just a bad idea! Caldari Corn Paste is for eating! And the occasional massage. Where was I? Oh yes, flavors!)

I could go on for hours, of course. But that would distract us from the topic at hand! Which, I think, is a man's attempt at chronicleing his world that seems to be a bit too low on Caldari Corn Paste. I encourage Mister Darian en Chasteaux to seek some out as soon as he is able. Maybe try one of our exotic flavors? It is sure to put a bit of bounce in your step!

Edit: Lawyers are telling me that is a medical side effect. If you encounter excess bounce out of the ordinary for your current gravity, seek medical help.
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#37 - 2013-12-11 01:27:35 UTC
Capsuleer cocoa sounds devine where can i pick up a shipment do you deliver to Anoikis?
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#38 - 2013-12-11 02:08:32 UTC
Thank God.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#39 - 2013-12-11 02:55:43 UTC
Reeves Todako wrote:
Dreygun wrote:


amazing 382? what are the most popular flavors.


Sea of Huimoto really took off shortly after public taste testing begun. Other sensational flavors that have delighted taste buds around the cluster are as follows. (In no particular order)

Capsuleer Cocoa (Despite some conspiracy theories, theories that are ENTIRELY UNTRUE, I must insist that in no way is Pod Goo used in this flavor! )
Night Kiss on Intaki II (A spicy flavor inspired by a spicy world!)
Raspberry (I'm not personally sure what a Raspberry is, but it does taste great!)
Standard (It isn't normally called Standard, it's not really called much of anything at all. This entry is for the unflavored Caldari Corn Paste. So popular though it beats of many of our flavored options! I hear tell it goes great in all sorts of dishes. But as I stated months ago and have been saying ever since, please do not attempt to use Caldari Corn Paste in prototype shield extender technology! It's just a bad idea! Caldari Corn Paste is for eating! And the occasional massage. Where was I? Oh yes, flavors!)

I could go on for hours, of course. But that would distract us from the topic at hand! Which, I think, is a man's attempt at chronicleing his world that seems to be a bit too low on Caldari Corn Paste. I encourage Mister Darian en Chasteaux to seek some out as soon as he is able. Maybe try one of our exotic flavors? It is sure to put a bit of bounce in your step!

Edit: Lawyers are telling me that is a medical side effect. If you encounter excess bounce out of the ordinary for your current gravity, seek medical help.

From deranged to delectable at warp speed!

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#40 - 2013-12-11 05:20:45 UTC
Caldari Corn Paste sounds better than processed and dehydrated algae rations any day, how does it hold up for longterm and bulk storage?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
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