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Alpha Eri
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1921 - 2013-11-02 22:21:03 UTC
It is the 200-something-th century, and I see a blonde girl with a plain white t-shirt. *sigh*
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1922 - 2013-11-03 18:19:58 UTC
Just.... stop.

You're doing it all wrong.

This is how you look fabulous!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Guy Marmalade
Doomheim
#1923 - 2013-11-30 00:16:28 UTC
Oh grandpa, please. My chin dimple contains more fabulousness. Why don't you just shuffle on back to the home. I hear they're showing a Matlock marathon.
I look fantastic.
Black Panpher
CastleKickers
Rote Kapelle
#1924 - 2013-11-30 00:36:11 UTC
Keep telling yourself that looks good!
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1925 - 2013-11-30 03:18:39 UTC
Eve is set 21,000 years in the future... and you choose to model yourself on Lady Gaga? Sad

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Anthalon Phenoma
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1926 - 2013-11-30 05:08:15 UTC
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1927 - 2013-12-01 10:49:52 UTC
too ashamed to show your face

yeah you better walk out scrub
Solvar Bruce
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1928 - 2013-12-03 00:52:53 UTC
Your hair looks like a molded tire.

If this capsule didn't have a music player, I'd go insane. As is, I'm only mildly unhinged.
Morgorathi
Euaemon
#1929 - 2013-12-04 03:48:34 UTC
Okay cool mcdudesguy with the wrap-around glasses. You look like a mii from wii

When did Crime & Punishment become the mercenary employment board?
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1930 - 2013-12-04 06:43:12 UTC
No one likes storm. Its all about wolverine.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
Two Vargurs one Hole
#1931 - 2013-12-04 08:46:50 UTC
You think you can compare yourself to Guy Marmalade? Pff, you've go no chance, he's way more fabulous than you.

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#1932 - 2013-12-04 08:54:32 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
You think you can compare yourself to Guy Marmalade? Pff, you've go no chance, he's way more fabulous than you.


Need some more turtle wax for that head of yours, and the jacket makes you look like something out of a 70s disco.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
Two Vargurs one Hole
#1933 - 2013-12-04 09:12:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Dangirdas Bachir
And you need some less wax, your hair looks dirty.

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1934 - 2013-12-04 12:20:25 UTC
You can't put sunglasses on a soccer ball and call it a face.

it just does not work that way.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1935 - 2013-12-04 14:34:13 UTC
I'm sorry sir, we have rules here. No cyborgs allowed. You're welcome to come back in a fresh clone and a shirt with a collar.
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
Two Vargurs one Hole
#1936 - 2013-12-05 07:48:34 UTC
Why are you trying to kiss the air? What, you can't get enough of woman in your life that you rely on such desperate measures to have sexual affairs with the air around you?

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#1937 - 2013-12-05 08:03:49 UTC
Top Gun auditions are that way! --->
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
Two Vargurs one Hole
#1938 - 2013-12-05 08:15:43 UTC
That was a really shitti insult, just like your shitti robotic arm. You think you're cool and unique with it?

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1939 - 2013-12-05 08:16:11 UTC
So Sam why dont you tell everyone how you lost your arm by holding it out the window of thst interbus shuttle?

Sure beats the bs tale you cooked up about losing it to those slave hounds while trying to free that matari girl you had the hots for.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#1940 - 2013-12-05 08:22:09 UTC
Why don't you tell us about that botched laser eye surgery you had, 'Mr Perfect'