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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-12-03 04:13:06 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Man who fly Incursus in Curse and meet pirates in Curses might... swear.
What?Oops
Man who fly Burst alongside Incursus and meet incursionists in Curse might... pop.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#42 - 2013-12-03 04:25:39 UTC
CCP Mintchip grows tired of the jokes at her expense.
Deciding to end it all, she phones John Ringo for the rights to a certain ship that will replace the SOE battleship.
After this the name CCP Mintchip is as feared as Atilla, Grunkhurth and Scott the salesman.
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-12-03 16:48:03 UTC
It's not really a joke... but the last time I witnessed a car accident, someone yelled "GET THE POD!"
So, I, of course shouted "GOING FOR POINT!"

We now meet up for beers, every Saturday night, and laugh about the dumb crap that happens in-game.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Hythlodaus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2013-12-03 17:28:35 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
It's not really a joke... but the last time I witnessed a car accident, someone yelled "GET THE POD!"
So, I, of course shouted "GOING FOR POINT!"

We now meet up for beers, every Saturday night, and laugh about the dumb crap that happens in-game.


excellent
M1k3y Koontz
House of Musashi
Stay Feral
#45 - 2013-12-04 00:02:34 UTC
Yo mamma so fat that a Phoenix hits her for full damage when she's fully aligned...

How much herp could a herp derp derp if a herp derp could herp derp.
Sean Apollo
No.Mercy
Triumvirate.
#46 - 2013-12-04 00:49:10 UTC
You know your too into eve when you get in a car accident and get out of your car and run for your life screaming "Not my pod!"

Most people hate me...
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2013-12-04 00:59:15 UTC
This dog's got some serious transversal going on....

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Ivan Krividus
Cold Lazarus Inc
The-Expanse
#48 - 2013-12-04 02:11:23 UTC
Lilliana Stelles wrote:
Minmatar ships are never Destroyed, just turned into smaller Minmatar ships

My god I died when i read this one
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2013-12-04 04:57:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Yo momma so fat she can't activate her microwarpdrive because there isn't enough room for the signature radius.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#50 - 2013-12-04 11:25:45 UTC
So my boyfriend left a note on his pillow this morning - yes, he left me. Along with the note was a single perfect tritanium crystal.

So I went out to my garage and - a miracle! - I found a brand new shiny Yugo! Smile

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.
Garia666
CyberShield Inc
HYDRA RELOADED
#51 - 2013-12-04 12:11:52 UTC
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#52 - 2013-12-04 12:34:16 UTC
Subscription numbers are up. Arrow
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2013-12-04 15:28:18 UTC
Amhra Rho wrote:
So my boyfriend left a note on his pillow this morning - yes, he left me. Along with the note was a single perfect tritanium crystal.

So I went out to my garage and - a miracle! - I found a brand new shiny Yugo! Smile

I have a hunch there used to be something more expensive in the garage.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Temuken Radzu
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2013-12-04 15:36:45 UTC
Yo momma's so lazy that she uses a noctis to clean her house.
Vipre Morte
Team JK
#55 - 2013-12-04 16:20:45 UTC
Oh god I'm not nearly nerdy enough for this thread Shocked
Big Lynx
#56 - 2013-12-04 17:59:13 UTC
A scammer passes by Jita 4-4....
Amber Kurvora
#57 - 2013-12-04 18:02:08 UTC
Your mumma's so fat she collapses her own hole.
Transmaritanus
Exergy.
#58 - 2013-12-04 18:11:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Transmaritanus
Why did the devs cross the road?

I'm sorry, the logs show nothing
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#59 - 2013-12-04 18:26:18 UTC
Two goons, one rifter.

Q. When will CCP ever rebalance ECM?
A. Never, because of Falcon.

Q. Why is CCP Falcon never allowed to participate in company votes?
A. Because he'd Veto them all.

Q. What do you call a Hel that jumps into a capital brawl?
A. A loss mail.

Q. What do you call a Goon who's good at EVE.
A. A spy.

Q. What was the first constant of the EVE forums?
A. Jade Constantwhine.

Q. Why is DICE involved in almost every major EVE conflict?
A. Something something Lady Scarlet something something gravitational pull.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#60 - 2013-12-04 20:09:56 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
This dog's got some serious transversal going on....

Big smile No Wrecking hits, but it looks like he got some Grazes on dad there.