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Emergency downtime due to TQ hardware issues

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Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#501 - 2013-12-02 17:14:58 UTC
Kenbones Valkyrie wrote:
Why the servers are down. Think of the hamsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2cq3fK4lq4


http://originalhampster.ytmnd.com/

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Saber Xyna
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#502 - 2013-12-02 17:15:52 UTC
Big smileNo worries...**** happens! I love EVE just keep up the good work guys!!
Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
#503 - 2013-12-02 17:15:57 UTC
This is nothing.

*waves his cane* Back in my days, especially with NeverQuest, there was this one particular time that Sony Not-online released a patch to fix their patch that was suppose to fix their emergency patch that was to fix the latest expansion fiasco that was supposed to have fixed what the following patches were suppose to have fixed. And while Eve is a server cluster, we had individual servers. So to see other servers online while my particular server, Bristlebroken, was down for another day meant we lucky players had to suffer longer.

And don't get me started when one particular patch broken bard's songs and they did not have any songs until the next patch fix - a week later!

Damn kids these days!
All Purpose
State War Academy
Caldari State
#504 - 2013-12-02 17:15:57 UTC
Hogan Miner wrote:
http://youtu.be/OCCfjDNR_u8


CCP fixing servers same way Big smile


LOL, AWESOME
Raalf Naader
Space Shepherd
#505 - 2013-12-02 17:16:04 UTC
Tcar wrote:
CCP hates me. I just scanned down 2013 character ratting in a Thanny using faction drones. . .


That's why the server went down. Out of compassion for the newbie you were about to ****.. Attention
Dread Scar
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#506 - 2013-12-02 17:16:21 UTC
The demand for free SP for 2 hours DT because “server said NO!” twice is pretty funny. Yes I am sure CCP will give us all 10 free plex and buy us all titans. Right before an 8 month pregnant Genghis Khan invades France riding a 3 legged goat wearing a traffic cone on his head.

Besides 2 hours SP is +- 4000. Can train you a whole lv 1 something. Alternatively 2-3 hours game-time isn’t going to get you 200 mil SP ether unless you have +100000000000 implants. Good luck however with your requests because if you don’t ask you don’t get IMO P
Six Six Six
Doomheim
#507 - 2013-12-02 17:16:30 UTC
Tostatius Shepard wrote:
Kanerva wrote:
AllUrBase wrote:
I demand SP


WOW. you have skills in queue dont you!? IF SO, YOU ARE GETTING SP! Go take a shower or something. You most likely need one.

Water is cold.



So is beer if you keep it in the fridge.
Zylawy
Z3 Inc.
#508 - 2013-12-02 17:16:31 UTC
Hogan Miner wrote:
http://youtu.be/OCCfjDNR_u8


CCP fixing servers same way Big smile



LOL
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#509 - 2013-12-02 17:16:34 UTC
Tostatius Shepard wrote:
Kanerva wrote:
AllUrBase wrote:
I demand SP


WOW. you have skills in queue dont you!? IF SO, YOU ARE GETTING SP! Go take a shower or something. You most likely need one.

Water is cold.


Demand hot water! :D
Johobie
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#510 - 2013-12-02 17:17:02 UTC
Capsuleers must've donated so much plex to PLEX for Good that CCP was late paying their electric bill. Big smile
Darkened Earth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#511 - 2013-12-02 17:17:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Darkened Earth
Bring back the servers! #CutForEVE
Scarlet Giri
Wandering Space Idiots
#512 - 2013-12-02 17:17:28 UTC
W Rush wrote:
Did the gerbil get off the wheel that powers the server?



Actually CCP Gargant admitted to eating the Hamsters that powered the main part of Eve......
Wolverine Beta
WolvBeta
#513 - 2013-12-02 17:17:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Wolverine Beta
74487052 wrote:
Psihic wrote:
elsemus wrote:
why is it that peopel alwasy requier somthing when CCP are douing there best to solv the problem


because we are paying them to play working game, its not some free beta server



ok so the total time lost is gonna be no more than 3 hours right?

take that of the 8554 hours that it should be online this year so far= 8551
3 is 0.03507131166705635% of 8554

0.003507131166705635% of £10(membership fee) is £0.003507131166705635

SO I AGREE,YOU ARE ALL OWED LESS THAN A PENNY Big smile HAVE FUN WITH THATCool


Actually your wrong there is an hour long downtime daily so its up 8372 hours a year not counting unexpected downtimes
on TOP OF THE FACT that your math is horrible wrong in the first place if you assume its on 24/7 that would be 8736 hours
a year. So..... were is your screwed up 8551 coming from?
Killzool
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#514 - 2013-12-02 17:17:52 UTC
Thank you for keeping us updated.
Scull Mayhem
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#515 - 2013-12-02 17:18:11 UTC
HEY I went too bed last night ansd missed out on 8 hrs of Flying space ships I wanna be compensated too .......
L0rdF1end
Threat Contained
The Initiative.
#516 - 2013-12-02 17:18:16 UTC
While the server is down perhaps some of you could take a bath?
Cook some actual non microwaveable dinner?
Call your Mother?
Feed the dog/baby/hamster?

Luckily I'm stuck in the office with nothing better to do than read nerd rampage :)
Black Apok
Doomheim
#517 - 2013-12-02 17:18:24 UTC
Damn it...I just ordered two strippers into my pod and was about to get some action. And NOW the power goes out? >_>

I'm terrible at dates, but I could eat a peach for hours
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#518 - 2013-12-02 17:18:41 UTC
Scarlet Giri wrote:
W Rush wrote:
Did the gerbil get off the wheel that powers the server?



Actually CCP Gargant admitted to eating the Hamsters that powered the main part of Eve......


Wouldn't the main servers need guinea pigs for a bit more grunt?
Sabra Cinarnan
Bushmaster Engineering
#519 - 2013-12-02 17:18:45 UTC
Shalyana Corpus wrote:
i might actually have to be productive today. :( i guess i can spend my money elsewhere. World of Tanks is having some pretty good weekend sales as well. :p


Good idea! Kill you... er.. see you in there! Twisted
Digits Kho
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#520 - 2013-12-02 17:18:46 UTC
18 00 UTC is what eve time follows?