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Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#21 - 2013-11-20 19:06:27 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Is this really something that had to be shared with the Intergalactic Summit?

Or are we supposed to pretend it's an impromptu PSA?


What's the matter Caine? Not enough talk about mass murder, slavery, rampant egoism and political jingoism lately to suit you?

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Isis Dea
Society of Adrift Hope
#22 - 2013-11-20 20:04:50 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Leopold Caine wrote:
Is this really something that had to be shared with the Intergalactic Summit?

Or are we supposed to pretend it's an impromptu PSA?


What's the matter Caine? Not enough talk about mass murder, slavery, rampant egoism and political jingoism lately to suit you?


I cannot like this enough.

Sorry Caine. I have to agree. Feeling a little under the weather are we?

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Anslo
Scope Works
#23 - 2013-11-20 20:35:29 UTC
Just pod yourself. But if you ARE afraid of dying (harr), 10mg amoxifilan twice daily should fix you quickly. Failing that look into a stronger antiobiotic like cefprosil, 20mg twice daily.

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Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#24 - 2013-11-20 21:24:07 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Just pod yourself. But if you ARE afraid of dying (harr), 10mg amoxifilan twice daily should fix you quickly. Failing that look into a stronger antiobiotic like cefprosil, 20mg twice daily.

I will not pod myself, no chance, i have augments that are worth millions. Besides i really don't like the idea if blowing up my personal and unkilled body just cause of some STD.

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Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#25 - 2013-11-21 00:14:24 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:

I will not pod myself, no chance, i have augments that are worth millions. Besides i really don't like the idea if blowing up my personal and unkilled body just cause of some STD.


My irony meter just exploded.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#26 - 2013-11-21 08:05:54 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:

I will not pod myself, no chance, i have augments that are worth millions. Besides i really don't like the idea if blowing up my personal and unkilled body just cause of some STD.


My irony meter just exploded.

Indeed, the irony is strong in this one.

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Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#27 - 2013-11-24 18:58:48 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
I would imagine that the only reason you would have to spend some time with a prostitute in Rens is because it's cheaper than in the Federation.


I find that hard to beli-


Isis Dea wrote:
Moreso, it's Minmatar.


Nevermind. Totally believable.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Zhaceera Armerarram
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2013-11-30 07:43:21 UTC
You have implants worth billions and go to Rens for furnication ?

That says enough about how you deserve it.

"If justice is not for everyone, it is for no one."
Jara Blackwind
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2013-11-30 10:28:17 UTC
What's wrong with Rens? It's a lively and perfectly fine place if you don't do stupid things.

Surely you have never decanted in Amamake.
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#30 - 2013-11-30 10:54:52 UTC
So, you won't do anything about it, like, jump into a new clone and you come on the IGS to moan? Serves you right, in my opinion.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#31 - 2013-11-30 13:03:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Dangirdas Bachir
Please, it's not like i was going to die. It's fixed now, the operation might have been expensive, but me poding myself and buying all those implants again, would have costed me twice the amount. The only reason I shared this with you, is that i don't want anyone else to make the same mistake as me.

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Zhaceera Armerarram
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2013-11-30 13:19:59 UTC
Jara Blackwind wrote:
What's wrong with Rens? It's a lively and perfectly fine place if you don't do stupid things.

Surely you have never decanted in Amamake.


Cut quarters in "entertainment industry" is a stupid thing. Textbook stupid thing.

Maybe it would be worse if it was "Hotrardik", unless you are fond of that sort of thing.

"If justice is not for everyone, it is for no one."
Captain Hoax
Freedom and Profit
#33 - 2013-11-30 15:00:37 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
Please, it's not like i was going to die. It's fixed now, the operation might have been expensive, but me poding myself and buying all those implants again, would have costed me twice the amount. The only reason I shared this with you, is that i don't want anyone else to make the same mistake as me.




one: hire a hooker, even a certified gallente consort, and fail to use a rubber - you only have yourself to blame when you come home with warts.

two: spend a day in a matari station without using a soft-clone and your gona have a bad time.

Three: next time you try a stunt like this and you die, can I have your corpse? ...for reasons.
Gabriel Darkefyre
Gradient
Electus Matari
#34 - 2013-11-30 21:18:23 UTC
To be frank, I'm not surprised at this. Not because it was Rens, I've heard plenty of similar tales from my ships MD about marines under my command when I was flying from Villore and then Nisuwa for the FDU.

It's a universal truism, you get what you pay for. And when you look for a Lady of Negotiable Affections on a shoestring budget and fail to use any protection, the ships MD inevitably gets some amusing anecdotes.
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#35 - 2013-12-01 13:57:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Dangirdas Bachir
Captain Hoax wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
Please, it's not like i was going to die. It's fixed now, the operation might have been expensive, but me poding myself and buying all those implants again, would have costed me twice the amount. The only reason I shared this with you, is that i don't want anyone else to make the same mistake as me.




one: hire a hooker, even a certified gallente consort, and fail to use a rubber - you only have yourself to blame when you come home with warts.

two: spend a day in a matari station without using a soft-clone and your gona have a bad time.

Three: next time you try a stunt like this and you die, can I have your corpse? ...for reasons.

You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market.

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#36 - 2013-12-01 20:11:16 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market.

You sir are an idiot.

Although a likeable one.

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Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#37 - 2013-12-01 21:13:19 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market.

You sir are an idiot.

Although a likeable one.

Well this just lightened my day.

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#38 - 2013-12-01 22:45:10 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market.

You sir are an idiot.

Although a likeable one.

Well this just lightened my day.

I'm glad.

However just so we're clear, that is not a symbol of affection, not an offer to have your babies, nor a sign of any willingness to help you with personal revenge-issues or the subsequent sexual tension.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#39 - 2013-12-02 08:06:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Dangirdas Bachir
Erica Dusette wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market.

You sir are an idiot.

Although a likeable one.

Well this just lightened my day.

I'm glad.

However just so we're clear, that is not a symbol of affection, not an offer to have your babies, nor a sign of any willingness to help you with personal revenge-issues or the subsequent sexual tension.

Aaawww, and I was starting to think that we could have wormhole babies together. I guess I will just keep on dreaming.

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#40 - 2013-12-02 10:39:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
Well now you're just being obscene.

Possibly just the Gallente heritage shining through, as it's certainly not in line with your recent affiliation with CONCORD.

Well, unless we're talking leading thousands of brave capsuleers to their slaughter. I guess that was pretty obscene.

Not sure, but perhaps you were more likable when you were bent on genocide? Seems now that you've laid most of your weapons down you can't let go of the last one. Be careful waving it about Mr Bachir, or following it's whispers blindly.

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