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New service available for citizens of New Eden - siphon location list (incipient)
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Sifao
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-11-28 13:30:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Sifao
Hello capsuleers!

Since Rubicon and the apparition of siphons, a new service is available for you, citizens of New Eden!

  • Does your corporation/alliance have a mining POS and the leadership doesn't share the profit with you?
  • Does a big null sec entity have a mining POS in your area and you cannot touch it, being threatened with brute force and sheer numbers?
  • Do you want a moon and you need a little help take it (guerrilla warfare/resource-profit denying)?
We (well, just me at the moment) are here to help you! All you have to do is contract Les Detourner corp with a siphon unit and the location of the POS you want to be skimmed, and we will do the hard work!

Why should you do that? Well, you won't be in danger of getting de-conspired (thus bringing the POS owners wrath upon you) or loosing your ship (since many POS owners took some defensive measures). We are offering services only in low sec now - but rapidly expanding towards npc null sec or sov null sec.

What is in it for us? Fun. AnarchyTwisted. And any donation you might consider.

Happy skimming!

/Sifao

P.S. Some low sec technetium moons were already siphoned and the local dwellers are collecting technetium for free!

Arrow~later edit/news~
We have installed some more siphons out there! Many more on the pipe. We also have user testimonials which we will post under changed named since our clients are under a special protection program (Siphon Client Protection Program).

IdeaHint: If you want your siphon out there as soon as possible, just contract it in a station near or in the same system as the targeted POS.
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-11-28 13:39:06 UTC
Way to think outside the box, I approve!

D.

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Tasiv Deka
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-11-29 08:31:40 UTC
This is brilliant and helps me with forming an equally magnificent idea ....Twisted

Oh, Do go on... no seriously ive got nothing better to do then listen to all the petty arguments and feeble trolling attempts... 

The sad thing is i'm not sure if i'm telling the truth.
Sifao
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-11-29 14:00:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Sifao
I am sorry if I don't inspire trust Oops, but we already had a Siphon shoot down dead. We mean business. Those were the sad news!

And the good news:
  • 4 more siphons up! Twisted

    • And since today it is Black Friday, for the following 5 requests we will provide the siphons! The lucky winner locations will be posted here, for everyone to take advantage of! Just shoot us/me an email or post a request here.

    Happy skimming!

    /Sifao

    Quote:
    si·phon
    /ˈsīfən/
    noun

    1. a tube used to convey liquid upwards from a reservoir and then down to a lower level of its own accord. Once the liquid has been forced into the tube, typically by suction or immersion, flow continues unaided.
      2. verb
    2. draw off or convey (liquid) by means of a siphon.
    Sifao
    Doomheim
    #5 - 2013-11-30 03:48:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Sifao
    Attention How to skim a siphon:

    1. Warp at 100 from the moon. Make a bookmark. Warp back.
    2. Warp at 100 from the bookmark. Make a bookmark. Warp back.
    3. If not at 180++ from tower, repeat Step 2.
    4. Warp at the 2nd bookmark.
    5. Warp on siphon
    6. Loot (Don't waste any time. 5 seconds should be enough for this. Practice on a can!)
    7. Get out


    ArrowUser testimonials
    'D####n' wrote:
    I skimmed over 1.5k technetium in 2 days! F##k P######c Legion! Thanks mate!

    After donating 250m (a BIG thank you for your 12 siphons worth of donation) he emailed us:
    'B#######n' wrote:
    I don't have any POSs that I need skimmed, I don't know any around. I just sent ya the cash because I like the idea you came up with and wanted to give you a little support. Replace lost ships or something. If I come across any that I would like skimmed, I will let you know!


    ArrowFree Siphon 1

    • Location: Oasa 4-5. (worth checking 4-14, 5-13 also Twisted)
    • Goo: Technetium moon
    • Owner: Cutting Edge Incorporated - RAZOR Alliance
    • Siphon deployed by: starpilotalpha - Brutor Tribe
    • Nearest high sec: Mastakomon (1j)


    ArrowFree Siphon 2-3

    • Location: Ziriert 8-20.
    • Goo: Neodymium moon
    • Owner: Sniggerdly - Pandemic Legion
    • Siphon deployed by: Galadriel Vasquez - Corp 54
    • Nearest high sec: Shousran (4j)
    • Hint: From Ziriert VIII - Moon 12 - Imperial Armaments Factory warp to 100 on the moon and you can warp on the siphons from there.


    ArrowFree Siphon 4

    • Location: Naguton 4-1.
    • Goo: Neodymium moon
    • Owner: Blackwater USA Inc. - Pandemic Legion
    • Siphon deployed by: Sifao - Les Detourner
    • Nearest high sec: Sayartchen (1j)


    Sad K.I.A.
    https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98266517/
    Hythlodaus
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #6 - 2013-12-01 17:46:03 UTC
    I approve of this product and/or service