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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#9141 - 2013-11-27 15:53:58 UTC
What? You fart in your sleep too.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#9142 - 2013-11-27 16:10:43 UTC
No, I release my pent up pressures in ways that are entirely more fun. Smile
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#9143 - 2013-11-27 20:28:58 UTC
Talking about farts, burps and other corporal gas expulsions it's completely unfeminine. Straight

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9144 - 2013-11-27 22:29:26 UTC
We have committed a grave sin of the carnal flesh in the eyes of God.

Quick, while he's not looking, let's do it again.

Bring your possibles.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#9145 - 2013-11-28 08:06:45 UTC
y'know, sleeping with your eyes open is kinda creepy...
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9146 - 2013-11-28 15:07:43 UTC
that is one big white strap-on

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9147 - 2013-11-28 20:27:59 UTC
Oh dear. I've killed another one ... Straight

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#9148 - 2013-11-28 21:12:30 UTC
Aw hell... I was drinking again last night.. wasn't I?
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9149 - 2013-11-28 21:35:58 UTC
*Nods with a sultry smile*

Aye, it does tend to lower inhibitions.

Good thing I don't have any, else I'd probably be an alcoholic.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9150 - 2013-11-28 22:35:43 UTC
Good thing I have no inhibitions to begin with.

Bring your possibles.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#9151 - 2013-11-29 06:44:53 UTC
Go to a bar and pick up women, They said.... It will be fun, They said!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#9152 - 2013-11-29 07:55:40 UTC
Here, here, come tell your worries to Auntie Ish and have some cookies...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9153 - 2013-11-29 18:59:16 UTC
I would also accept cookies as well.

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9154 - 2013-11-29 20:41:30 UTC
Sing me a song, Willie Nelson....

Bring your possibles.
Guy Marmalade
Doomheim
#9155 - 2013-11-29 21:08:51 UTC
I think someone wants another serving of Marmalade.
I look fantastic.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9156 - 2013-11-29 21:29:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Mizhir
I didn't know you were serious when you sang "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"

However next time I would prefer if you didn't wear lingerie when singing it.

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#9157 - 2013-11-29 21:46:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Oh, nice boobies! They remind me of mine!

(*cough* ...when I was 13... *cough*)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9158 - 2013-11-29 21:52:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Mizhir
Well atleast they wouldn't hang at my knees when I take my bra off.

Unlike a certain old lady here.

Also, your cousin finds my boobs attractive. I didn't know that a Khanid noblewomen could be into girls Twisted

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#9159 - 2013-11-29 23:27:38 UTC
Old ladies? No old ladies here! And I would show you how much they do not hang... if that wasn't taking things a tad too far.

Also, you should understand Indah. She's kind of worried about the matter...

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9160 - 2013-11-30 03:20:58 UTC
Ms. Fazmarai, I would like a word with you.

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