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Martial Arts of IGS Capsuleers?

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Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#101 - 2013-11-28 02:13:37 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Looks like someone didn't get the joke.

I'll let you know once you've said something funny.


I don't need notifications from a wet behind the ears SWA graduate of a whelp-pup.

And nobody needs an overblown princess whose key features are vitriol and an inability to look up non-capsuleer service records, yet here you are. Sod off, we live in two different worlds, and there isn't anything about you that would be useful in mine.


Oh don't worry sunshine, inconsequential college graduates like you are a norm not the exception around these parts. Feel free to make a one woman shell corporation while I continue to live in a world of consequence.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#102 - 2013-11-28 02:21:08 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Looks like someone didn't get the joke.

I'll let you know once you've said something funny.


I don't need notifications from a wet behind the ears SWA graduate of a whelp-pup.

And nobody needs an overblown princess whose key features are vitriol and an inability to look up non-capsuleer service records, yet here you are. Sod off, we live in two different worlds, and there isn't anything about you that would be useful in mine.


Oh don't worry sunshine, inconsequential college graduates like you are a norm not the exception around these parts. Feel free to make a one woman shell corporation while I continue to live in a world of consequence.

If that's what you want to call making love to a mirror, go for it. Lemme know when the rest sinks into that void you call a brain. Or don't, there's enough self spotlighting execs in the State already, and I can't muster any real interest in somebody with a case of cranial-rectal inversion as bad as yours. Later egger! I've got Big Kid conversations to have.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#103 - 2013-11-28 02:27:16 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:


If that's what you want to call making love to a mirror, go for it. Lemme know when the rest sinks into that void you call a brain. Or don't, there's enough self spotlighting execs in the State already, and I can't muster any real interest in somebody with a case of cranial-rectal inversion as bad as yours. Later egger! I've got Big Kid conversations to have.


Remember, don't forget your katana out there in space!

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#104 - 2013-11-28 02:55:54 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:


If that's what you want to call making love to a mirror, go for it. Lemme know when the rest sinks into that void you call a brain. Or don't, there's enough self spotlighting execs in the State already, and I can't muster any real interest in somebody with a case of cranial-rectal inversion as bad as yours. Later egger! I've got Big Kid conversations to have.


Remember, don't forget your katana out there in space!

I won't, dear! Make sure the kids get to bed on time! Luffs!
Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
#105 - 2013-11-28 15:02:11 UTC
Implying Implications wrote:
I train with my katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in New Eden.


I liked this comment for the hair, not really sure what the sword thing is all about. How do you make it bioluminescent?
Jurou Yuan
Wolfraam 74
#106 - 2013-11-28 15:16:57 UTC
Martial arts. Effectively people trying to peacock. We're in the age of weapons people, there is no need for this junk.

That, and touching people is disgusting.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#107 - 2013-11-28 15:29:54 UTC
I'm sure that the "peacock" thing is true of some people, but for me it has never been about the style. It's about mental and physical health. And there's something spiritually satisfying about performing a kata, too.

You should try it sometime. Find a room with a window on the stars, darken it, and work your way through a form. Focus on posture, position and balance. Be disciplined and precise in your movements. Work up a sweat, cool down appropriately afterwards. Use the time to clear your head. Take a shower afterwards.

There are few better ways to relax and center your thoughts.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#108 - 2013-11-28 16:13:49 UTC
Jurou doesn't do disciplined, spiritual or mentally healthy, Verin.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#109 - 2013-11-28 16:15:42 UTC
Indeed he does not. Hence the advice that he should start.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#110 - 2013-11-28 16:43:20 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
I'm sure that the "peacock" thing is true of some people, but for me it has never been about the style. It's about mental and physical health. And there's something spiritually satisfying about performing a kata, too.

You should try it sometime. Find a room with a window on the stars, darken it, and work your way through a form. Focus on posture, position and balance. Be disciplined and precise in your movements. Work up a sweat, cool down appropriately afterwards. Use the time to clear your head. Take a shower afterwards.

There are few better ways to relax and center your thoughts.


And for everyone else, there's judicious dosages of individually tailored chemicals. And fluffy animatronic teddybears. Big ones. In a pen. Fuzzy heaven.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#111 - 2013-11-28 16:44:03 UTC
There are times that you scare me, suuolo.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Jurou Yuan
Wolfraam 74
#112 - 2013-11-28 16:55:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Jurou Yuan
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Jurou doesn't do disciplined, spiritual or mentally healthy, Verin.


IThe fact I chose to reject the state is a indication of mental health, as well as spiritual.

Where I am now is the symbolism of that.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#113 - 2013-11-28 16:59:40 UTC
"touching people is disgusting" is not a mentally healthy place to be.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#114 - 2013-11-28 17:16:23 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
There are times that you scare me, suuolo.


Let the fuzzies love you, Verin. They only want to love you.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#115 - 2013-11-28 17:26:47 UTC
"Wuv." they pronounce it "wuv."

And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#116 - 2013-11-28 17:45:21 UTC
Having done a fair share of track and field back in Uni I do enjoy running as a working out sort of regime.

Naturally, considering that I have become quiet adept at running away from fights. It's a good self defence mechanism.

Shiori Shaishi
Doomheim
#117 - 2013-11-30 13:13:26 UTC
Silas Vitalia wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Tell me Veikitamo, what is the riddle of steel?



That reminds me of an occasion when we raided a small convoy and happened upon a transport full of Monks.

I had them brought before me, and they were asking me all sorts of questions about Trees Falling in Forests and what was the sound of one hand clapping? Little riddles like that.

Well. We tried one hand each Monk, and then we tried no hands each. Turns out they are quite similar.

I love riddles!

Point a moon out to a dog, and it will look at your finger.

And if it's rabid, potentially bite it off.
Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#118 - 2013-12-02 05:48:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Xindi Kraid
Stitcher wrote:
Being a former Ishukone Watch SWAT officer I was trained extensively in hand-to-hand combat. The Watch prefers a variant of taistoiitsu. I've practiced it for most of my life as part of my physical training regiment.

Like Hakatain, I was in the watch once upon a time so I received similar training, though I was starship command crew rather than SWAT so there was a focus on repelling boarders on your spaceship (scenarios involving tight corridors and possibly lack of gravity). I received some additional training when I was transfered to the Navy, though some fast tracking was involved. Maybe that's not a likely scenario by any stretch of the imagination, but we were trained in case everything went wrong.

I may be a bit rusty, but at least due to the wonders of cloning technology my body is not as old as it should be. That doesn't mean I'm not likely screwed if I get to the point I need to attempt to use those skills.

Seriphyn Inhonores wrote:
Goddess almighty, is there a capsuleer who ISN'T trained in martial arts?

Well most of us didn't become capsuleers the second we were legally considered adults, so we had prior careers. A number of us have military backgrounds and self defense and marksmanship is a component of basic training for most organizations.

Then of course there's those who take it up as a hobby. There's health benefits from practicing martial arts like there is with other forms of exercise, and not being mugged probably also counts as a health benefit.

Stitcher wrote:


The point being that such a scenario should never be allowed to arise: The acme of martial discipline is victory without ever needing to resort to force at all.

It is disappointing so many people miss the primary lesson of many schools of martial arts that if you fight eventually you will lose so fighting should ideally be avoided, and the fact that a good teacher teaches just as much in the mental and interpersonal skills necessary to defuse a situation before it escalates.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#119 - 2013-12-03 06:05:24 UTC
I practice taistoiitsu and CN form of both armed and unarmed CQC.
My goal is to kill or incapacitate opponent as fast as possible, using any means necessary, or any objects as weapons, if I don't have my own weapon, including taking possession of opponent's weapon to use it against him.

Sometimes I train with cold weapons, namely, traditional Caldari sword, and knives for throwing. However, I don't consider them practical and use them only to hone my skills. For practical applications I prefer sidearms.

Improving my agility, endurance and reaction outside of capsule, helps me to better control ships from inside the capsule as well.

All the time, when I am not busy doing my duties, I dedicate to improving myself, including martial art training.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#120 - 2013-12-04 07:52:00 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
I practice taistoiitsu and CN form of both armed and unarmed CQC.
My goal is to kill or incapacitate opponent as fast as possible, using any means necessary, or any objects as weapons, if I don't have my own weapon, including taking possession of opponent's weapon to use it against him.


This I can agree with. If it comes down to it, finish it fast and with no chance for an opponant to come back on you. Dead or incapacitated. There is no such thing as fair play in a life or death fight.

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