EVE General Discussion

What a rush.

I went out to the bookstore yesterday (Morons Section) and encountered my first Blond Bimbo Dressed in Red Plaid Christmas Tights. Strolling past for a better look landed me in the self improvement section where I bumped into more Red. Normally I'm as cautious as a Miner on a gate to a .6 system But Rubicon's got me all in a rush. My phones ringing off the hook, I gotta do this and I gotta do that, grab some POCOS, build some of the new content, actually making profit, Bling blinging and dum da da Ding Dingin across the universe which is suddenly half the size. Not only am I making money but other people are making money off me as I am forced to pick up the pace to grab what I can for stupid prices.

Its with this frenetic pace I Bump into Miss Rubicon In the self help Aisle. Caution to the wind, "What are you trying to work on, What could you possibly improve Red?", I says to the fresh ruby colored dye job. "Sex", she answers. I think I'm getting too much already with Rubicon but I recklessly speed along into, "To much or Not enough?" "To much" Red answers, "I think I'm enjoying it too much and too often." I spend some time showing her her current partners inability to provide her obviously deserved need for material and sexual security without directly challenging hios manhood and almost convince her that her current fears are indeed valid and that any sex with her boyfriend is indeed to much.

And the Rubicon pace continued and I started to appreciate my new briskness that I had carried from EVE, Out Of POD. So at least for today EVE has actually added to the quality of my life instead of taking away. I really appreciate that and for this kind of thinking I have been awarded many rainbows and unicorns, candy canes and glitter in alliance. Red and Green of course. And while I'm smelling sugar plums and before the ISD gives me a rainbow thread lock (they are so gay), I'd like to ask for some help thinking.

What could WE possibly give CCP in appreciation besides attaboyz? I'm looking at the PLEX For Good idea and wondering if we could maybe all get behind it. I don't know how to design award winning museum quality content like Goons (Grrr) but maybe some of you have some better ideas that might bring some public or private accolades.

Any other ideas or should we just give them a kick in the ass and a lump of coal to keep the hamsters pecking at their keyboards like galley slaves with ores on a viking ship?

TLDR LOL

Came in expecting tears. Left amused, confused and slightly aroused.
+1 for not being another whinge thread.

CCP should give us one bit of carbon this year.

I'm confused and thinking of freckled redheads now.

Say hello to the frumious bandersnatch for me OP.

Will someone take away his crash?

LOL!!! I enjoyed the thread so far and look forward to some moar

Well She had big hair. Like it was about three diameters of her head but it was like a 60's fishbowl that tucked in at the neck plastered flat down along her neck to the top of her shoulders. Minds me of Barberella in Scottland, One of those rare 8mm porns from the west coast. I don't know what your question means but I'm thinking you want to know if she was wearing Satin Rubicon panties but since her legs were covered I could care less. When she walked past me I heard a wooshing sound, like a siphon and she had a face like CCP Guard, You know that Siphon face of his. When I go past those TV space screens I hear a wooshing and CCP Guards face is on them. Well anyhow though her lips were thin, I believe she could handle 20% more goo than the Mitani but I can't really say she was better looking than Guard.

As for the Morons Aisle thing, thats where ya look for Bimbo's Bubba. Where else?

Ya already made me look up sartorial, pick on somebody with your own size head.